Take Your Penis To Work Day

Every year, your office is disrupted by apeshit children running wild on Take Your Daughter to Work Day and Take Your Son to Work Day. This year, drop productivity and your drawers on Take Your Penis to Work Day. These fine t-shirts, caps, magnets, stickers, and other products are emblazoned with emblems of racial and hand to penis unity. But the black guy's penis is bigger, of course.