Wiretaps, the unpatriotic PATRIOT Act, secret meetings with oil execs to set national energy policy, science policy that is driven by big business and the religious right wing. Our country has been stolen by a cabal of cronies and fundamentalists. These items won't get your country back, but they may get people mad enough to vote, organize and join! The full caption for these items reads: "LOST: One democracy. Large economic and military power. 300,000,000 citizens. Last seen in North America cavorting with corporate fat cats and religious fundamentalists. If found, return to the American people. Great sentimental value."