» Brainwashed by the liberal media
» Everything my dog says about me is true
» Getting Old Is Not For Sissies
» I don't need your permission
» Warning, I'm Thinking
» Lost Democracy
» Civil Liberties Threat Advisory
» Liberal Conspiracy
» Don't feed the politicians
» Paying Attention and Outraged
   » Paying Attention, Therefore Outraged
   » Outraged, Paying Taxes
   » Not outraged, not paying attention
» Evolution and Religion
   » Earth is Flat
   » US out of Kansas
» Burning Bush
» Cogito non Bush
» If You Can Read This...
» War on Christmas


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Arrgghhhh! George Bush and Pat Robertson and their spawn have stolen my country and I want it back. I've come up with a few items to express my anger.

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Brainwashed by the liberal media

Brainwashed by the liberal media
Give them fair warning that the liberal media has utterly brainwashed you. What other explanation will a right-wingnut believe for your conviction for social justice.

Everything my dog says about me is true

Everything my dog says about me is true
Nobody loves you like your pooch… but what's he saying about you?

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies
But it sure beats the alternative. A perfect birthday gift inspired by my mom.

I don't need your permission

I don't need your permission
A pre-emptive warning to all the do-gooder busybodies out to save the world by running your life. Save them some effort and lighten the burden they carry. Let them know you don't need their permission

Warning, I'm Thinking

Warning, I'm Thinking
Thinking is a dangerous activity. If you actually think, you might want to warn the unsuspecting public!

Lost Democracy

Lost Democracy
Feeling disenfranchised? Tell everyone you want your country back!

Civil Liberties Threat Advisory

Civil Liberties Threat Advisory
Tired of wiretaps, illegal surveillance of anti-war groups other such wonders brought to us by our friends in Washington? Modelled on that Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Threat Advisory thi

Liberal Conspiracy

Liberal Conspiracy
Let everyone know that you are part of the VAST LIBERAL CONSPIRACY

Don't feed the politicians

Don't feed the politicians
Tired of big-money politics, elections that are decided by the highest bidder, lobbyists with deep pockets who buy political favors at the expense of taxpayers? Let your politicians know that if they

Paying Attention and Outraged

Paying Attention and Outraged
Of course you know the old saying "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." This slogan makes it clear that you are paying attention and you are outraged. And you're not alone, the neoco

Evolution and Religion

Evolution and Religion
US out of Kansas! The Earth is Flat!

Burning Bush

Burning Bush
We all need a miracle! Would a burning Bush prove that we are God's Chosen People?

Cogito non Bush

Cogito non Bush
What would Descartes say today: I think, therefore I didn't vote for Bush (Cogito, ergo non Frutici suffragatum sum)

If You Can Read This...

If You Can Read This...
"If you can read this, you don't vote Republican". No doubt some Republicans can read, but clearly they don't or they wouldn't vote the way they do. They sure know how to use that wiretap equipment t

War on Christmas

War on Christmas
Tired of Bill O'Reilly and John Gibson? Join The Ranter in the war on Christmas.
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