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More designs from demented minds! Or maybe that should be "fermented minds"! Either way, you'll find a wide range of topics on tees related to beverage consumption and substance (ab)use. Yeah, not exactly for the kiddies, but maybe laughing at the drunks will prevent them from becoming ones!

Weed n Reap

Weed n Reap
Weed 'em and Reap! Well, not quite the traditional phrase but it works for gardeners... especially for those who grow the "Festive Herb"!

Insane Chaotic Occurrence

Insane Chaotic Occurrence
Anarchy. Chaos. Yin/Yang. Symbols of the random, unpredictable nature of the universe, of how Fate can fair one moment, and fatal the next. Don't worry, be happy, live for today!

Not a Beer Gut

Not a Beer Gut
Another politically incorrect term, the beer gut or beer belly, has now been upgraded with the less offensive term: Liquid Grain Storage Facility. Much better, eh?

Cheezy Outside

Cheezy Outside
Some folk are stuck in the wrong decade, or have no fashion sense at all - they're cheesy on the outside - but they have a good heart on the inside, and that's what counts.

Your Name

Your Name
A great pick-up line for clothing: "If I have your name on the back of my shirt, can I take you home and have my way with you?" And on the back is: "Your Name"! Success!

WTF is your problem

WTF is your problem
WTF is your problem? You hear this everywhere... now it's on a T-shirt! Go ahead, be insulting! Don't hold back and let 'em know what you really want to say!

Scary Greetings

Scary Greetings
Greetings and Felicitations! A fancy way of saying "Hello" and "Hope you are well" but it seems to be preferred by the weird dudes in dark castles... cue the lightning, evil laughter and music...

Beer Problems & Solutions

Beer Problems & Solutions
Beer, the cause of (and solution to) all life's problems. It's been said before and it'll be said again, and one day it may even be true. In the meantime, here's a design to help spread the word.


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