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When your car goes mysteriously unmanned some July 5, the left-behind unsaved will know why. Provides 'Power Shell' which repels accidents, law officers, Acts of God, while magically opening up free parking spaces. But don't limit these to cars and boats! Imagine how one of these will look on your fridge - face - neighbor's front door - enemies' windshields - school locker - band equipment - pets - love slaves.