Funny Gifts, Retro & Weird Digital Art, Alien Cats

Weird, funny, sarcastic, dark, retro and pretty things are some of my very favorite things! These qualities are reflected in my artwork and text designs for sale on license plate frames, T-shirts, coffee mugs, coasters, baby apparel, greeting cards, calendars, keepsake ornaments, magnets and many other cool gifts. My most popular selling items are the Blondes Aren't Dumb upside down license plate frames, I Love My Master T-shirts and digital art porcelain ornaments. Thank you for visiting!

Easter "Eggs" and Easter Gifts Easter is just a hop away, and I have several pretty springtime designs on a variety of gifts. Click on any image you see here to view more products. Happy Easter!

Ceramic Keepsake Ornaments Oval Ornaments with pretty pastels, crosses and traditional Easter designs.

"Victorian Easter Illusion" A pretty Victorian design with an optical illusion. In lavender, blue and pink.

Funky Easter Egg Designs Check out these unusual Easter egg designs.

"Virtual Violets" Tote Bag Great for filling with Easter grass, colored eggs, and loads of candy!

Blue Tulips Pretty buttons for pretty girls (including Moms) to wear on Easter Sunday.

Purple Tulips Pretty springtime artwork several popular gifts.

Popular Designs

Digital Art

Blondes Aren't Dumb

Feed Me!

I Love My Master

Alien Cats

Featured Designs

Retro Dots Magnet Colorful polka dots in 70's burnt orange, maroon, harvest gold & avocado green.		Mayor Nagin's Chocolate City New Orleans & all of Louisiana will never forget his dumb comment!		Stained Glass Crosses Christian art with bright colorful details.

Retro Reminisce Popular abstract modern art design reminiscent of groovy lava lamps by Retro Loco!		Mardi Gras Festive digital art in bright New Orleans colors on T-shirts, caps & mugs.		Berry Bizarre Weird sci-fi art. Also in green, blue & red.

Retro Loco!™ Retro Loco!™ has several nostalgic and fun designs reminiscent of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's and a few holiday designs.