Order by Phone
STRYKER BRIGADE SHOP 
Browse Products

Browse Designs
» ARMY 1775
» Just Airborne
» Smartass Shirts
» Army Pride!
» Patriotic Gear
» Teacher's Corner
» All Star
» AZLE HORNETS


Shopkeeper Bio

FREEDOM is NOT FREE!
DALLAS TEXAS

I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.
I am an American Soldier.



Store Newsletter
Enter your email below to receive product features
and specials in
your inbox!





Search:

STRYKER BRIGADE SHOP : Smartass Shirts

Ever feel like telling someone how you really feel? Well here is your chance. With your very own SmartAss T-Shirt. Let the world know just how you feel with these great t-shirt designs. They make great gag gifys as well. American Pride at it's best.

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

New Section

Boobs

9 out of 10

Dicknose

Drank That

Everything you know

5 Orgasms Guaranteed

Have Tongue

Hot N Tasty

I Pee

I see Dumb People

Snatch Kisses

Will You Go Away

Let go of my Ears

Your Hot

Nasty Girl

Ninja Please

My Pen Is Huge

My Pen Is Huge
My pen is huge. "My penis Huge" Another great smartass designed t shirt. My your boyfriend feel good about himself by getting him this gift.

Rehab is 4 Quitters

Screw

Ahhh...

Size Matters

Don't Hate Me

Stop Breeding

Best Candy

Trust Me

T-Shirt

XXL

Next Boyfriend

Next Girlfriend

Don't Laugh

TROOP SUPPORT

TROOP SUPPORT
Do you support your troops? Then here is a t shirt just for you. If you do not then feel free to stand in front of them. Army pride a great gift for your Army parents.

Therapy is expensiv...

There's nothing wro...

Too many freaks

Well, aren't you ju...

Well, this day was ...

Whisper my favorite...

You

You can live for ma...

You look like shit....

You say I'm a bitch...

smartass

You sound reasonabl...

Whatever kind of lo...

What am I

Welcome to

To all you virgins....

This isn't an offic...

The gene pool

The fact that no on...

Some days you are t...

No, I can't do that...

Sarcasm is just

Never miss a good c...

My toys! My toys!

It may be that your..

I'm really easy to ...

I'm out of my mind....

I'm not being rude....

I'm already visuali...

I'll try being nice...

If you think I'm a ...

If you drink

If I throw a stick....

I work hard

I will always cheri...

I want to die in my...

I took an IQ test

I started out with ...

I see you've set as...

I pretend to work

I must be a Proctol...

I like you

I don't suffer from...

How about never

Good judgment comes...

Generally speaking....

Expert

Experience

Economist

Duct tape is like t...

Don't squat

Does your train of ...

Do not walk behind ...

Do I look like a

Did the aliens forg...

Cannibal

Beer

Beauty is only

At least I have a p...

Connection

Opinion

Unique

Accountant

Personal Growth



Customer Service
Where's My Stuff?
  • Track your recent orders.
  • View or change your order.
  • Shipping & Returns
  • See our shipping rates.
  • Make a return or exchange.
  • Need Help?
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed.
  • Visit our Customer Service.
  • Powered by CafePress