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We have the largest selection of sarcastic quotes, famous sayings, and witty and funny comments on everything from t-shirts to housewares. Some brilliant minds have said things that should be repeated, and some sayings are just funny and make you laugh. So express your point of view with these great sayings. Don't be afraid to let the world know how you think. These statements will get you noticed.

Baby Carrots Are Trying To Turn Me Gay If you're a fan of Colbert, than you know how he feels about baby carrots.	My Path To Enlightenment I can already sense that you're going to be a major obstacle on my path to enlightenment t-shirts and gifts.	Not Another Learning Experience Please, not another learning experience, t-shirts and gifts.
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Well behaved women, rarely make history tees and gifts. How much history do you plan on making?	Joplin Quote Joplin quote t-shirt and gifts. It's gonna be a long hard drag but we'll make it!	Marley Quote Marley quote merchandise, because every little thing is going to be alright!
You May Say I'm A Dreamer Dreamer quote tee's and more.	Change How You See Change how you see not how you look. What would the world look like if you changed your perspective?	Not All Who Wander Are Lost Not all who wander are lost tee shirts and gifts.
Power of Love Power of love t-shirts and gifts. When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, the World will know PEACE!	Smart and Beautiful Dont' hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm smart. tees and more.	Feminist Definition FEMINIST: A woman with self respect. Tee's and Gifts for women who know what it really means to be a feminist.
An Educated Girl Can Empower A Nation Merchandise An educated girl can empower a nation merchandise.	Raised by faeries merchandise Raised in the wild by faeries merchandise. Were you raised in the wild by forest sprites and faeries?	Simone de Beauvoir Truth Quote I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth and truth rewarded me. Yeah, it's a good one.
Don't Forget To Love Yourself Don't forget to love yourself, Soren Kierkegaard quote merchandise.	Unless Someone Cares Quote Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.	Where your mind's at surfboard It's all about where your mind's at, surfing quote tee shirts and gifts.
Butterflies Silhouette Quote Butterflies quote tees and more. We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies.	Risk Quote Living at risk is jumping off a cliff and building your wings on the way down. Or so the saying goes.	Michaelangelo Angel Quote Michaelangelo quote, I heard an angel cry within the stone so I carved until I set him free.
I won't break your heart I won't break your heart, but I will stunt your growth and limit your potential quote T-Shirts and Gifts.	Tools For Life Saying One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go and duct tape to make them stop.	Carl Sagan Quote Merchandise Saqan quote merchandise. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Think For Yourself Quote Think for yourself quote gear. T's, buttons and more stuff.	Voltaire Quote Voltaire quote t-shirts and gifts reads "I do not agree with what you have to say but I will defend to the death your right to say it".	Sorry I missed church Sorry I missed church I was busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian, T-Shirts and Gifts.
I have tattoos that communicate better Tattoo T-Shirts and Gifts...I have tattoos that communicate better than you do. Perfect gifts for anyone that's been inked.	Stupid Girls Quote Stupidity in a woman in unfeminine t-shirts and gifts.	Female Athlete Quote T-Shirts and Gifts Female athlete quote t-shirts and gifts. How good does a female athlete have to be before we just call her an athlete?
Not User Friendly You're not anti social, you're just not user friendly. If this is you, these t-shirts and gifts and perfect for you.	Caught in a Vortex of Evil Oh, I'm caught in an unspeakable vortex of evil. And you? Great T-Shirts and Gifts for the sarcastically minded.	Hatred Is Not A Family Value Hatred is one family value they really need to stop teaching.
Eye for an Eye An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.	Mark Twain Congress Quote Mark Twain Congress quote T-Shirts and Gifts. What a bunch of f#ck ups! Even Twain new so back then.	Anti War Quote Anti war quote t-shirts and buttons, war begins with one man's lack of Soul, Intellect and Reasoning.
Oscar Wilde Genius quote I have nothing to declare except my genius tee shirts and more.	Lincoln Religion Quote Merchandise Abraham Lincoln religion quote merchandise. When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad.	Howard Zinn Quote Merchandise There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people, anti war merchandise.
Ambitious Women Ambitious women quote T-Shirts and Gifts. If you're tough, ambitious and know exactly what you want, here is your gear.	Beware of Marriage Contract Marriage contract quote T-Shirts and Gifts. Are you sure you want to sign that ladies?	War Quote War quote t-shirts and gifts. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Marilyn Hollywood Quote Marilyn's quote about Hollywood it's just as relevant today as when she was alive. T Shirts and gifts for any Monroe fan.	I'll Get You My Pretty I'll get you my pretty t-shirts and gifts.	I think therefore I'm dangerous I think therefore I'm dangerous T-Shirts and Gifts. Smart people love this section!
Not A Princess Not a princess t-shirts and gifts, your needs are more that of a QUEEN!	Fashion Stilettos Quote Fashion stilettos, quote T-Shirts and Gifts. It's not something that exists in dress only. Fashion is in the sky, in the streets...Fashion is what is happening.	Paris Couture Paris Couture t-shirts and gifts for those with a love of vintage high fashion. A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.
Vicious sarcasm Vicious sarcasm T-Shirts and Gifts. Choose your words carfully. Anything you say may be thrown back at you with vicious sarcasm!	I'm blaming you I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you T-Shirts and Gifts.	Playing dumb T-Shirts and Gifts Playing dumb T-Shirts and Gifts. If you are, playing dumb, rethink that...seriously! Real men love smart women...if you're playing dumb, think of the consequences!
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420 Credit Score T-Shirts and Gifts 420 credit score t-shirts and gifts, because really, who can't relate with today's economy?	Got Flying Monkey's T-Shirts and Gifts You do have flying monkey's don't you? If not, these "don't make me call my flying monkey's" T-Shirts and Gifts should do until you get some live ones.	My horns hold up my halo merchandise My horns hold up my halo merchandise.
Thomas Paine Quote T-Shirts and Gifts These are the times that try men's souls, Thomas Paine quote T-Shirts and Gifts.	Your lucky prison scares me T-Shirts and Gifts You people are just lucky I'm so terrified of prison, T-Shirts and Gifts.	Ridiculous Opinion T-Shirts and Gifts Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted!
Another Soulless Atheist T-Shirts and Gifts Just another soulless atheist in search of world peace and harmony t-shirts and gifts.	Einstein Quote T-Shirts and Gifts Einstein quote T-Shirts and Gifts. The world is a dangerous place...perfect gear for college students and Einstein lovers.	Not A Princess T-shirts and Gifts Not a princess t- shirts and gifts for those whose needs are more like a QUEEN!
Feminist Quote T-shirts and gifts Feminist quote t-shirts and gifts. For women who don't humiliate themselves for the entertainment of men.	Don't Blame Me T-Shirts and Gifts Don't blame me, my personal assistant is responsible for my behavior. Perfect tees and gifts for anyone named Britney or Lindsay or Paris	No Crying Quote T-Shirts and Gifts I have no patience for women who cry at the drop of a hat, nor for the men who fall for it, quote T-Shirts and Gifts.
A Woman's Choice If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? T-Shirts and Gifts for women's rights.	Good girls just never got caught Good girls never got caught T-Shirts and Gifts. If there's a halo, they must be good. Perfect gear for sorority girls.	People Are Stupid T-Shirts and Gifts! I don't care what people think. People are stupid, tee shirts gifts and more
Don't Taze Me Bro T-Shirts and Gifts "Don't taze me bro" t-shirts and gifts. You'll be needing this gear for your next campus rally!	Celebrities Suck Quote Celebrity quote, "I think celebrities suck." Because really, they do...enough of them already.