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We have the largest selection of sarcastic quotes, famous sayings, and witty and funny comments on everything from t-shirts to housewares. Some brilliant minds have said things that should be repeated, and some sayings are just funny and make you laugh. So express your point of view with these great sayings. Don't be afraid to let the world know how you think. These statements will get you noticed.

Baby Carrots Are Trying To Turn Me Gay

Baby Carrots Are Trying To Turn Me Gay
If you're a fan of Colbert, than you know how he feels about baby carrots.

My Path To Enlightenment

My Path To Enlightenment
I can already sense that you're going to be a major obstacle on my path to enlightenment t-shirts and gifts.

Not Another Learning Experience

Not Another Learning Experience
Please, not another learning experience, t-shirts and gifts.

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
Well behaved women, rarely make history tees and gifts. How much history do you plan on making?

Joplin Quote

Joplin Quote
Joplin quote t-shirt and gifts. It's gonna be a long hard drag but we'll make it!

Marley Quote

Marley Quote
Marley quote merchandise, because every little thing is going to be alright!

You May Say I'm A Dreamer

You May Say I'm A Dreamer
Dreamer quote tee's and more.

Change How You See

Change How You See
Change how you see not how you look. What would the world look like if you changed your perspective?

Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Not all who wander are lost tee shirts and gifts.

Power of Love

Power of Love
Power of love t-shirts and gifts. When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, the World will know PEACE!

Smart and Beautiful

Smart and Beautiful
Dont' hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm smart. tees and more.

Feminist Definition

Feminist Definition
FEMINIST: A woman with self respect. Tee's and Gifts for women who know what it really means to be a feminist.

An Educated Girl Can Empower A Nation Merchandise

An Educated Girl Can Empower A Nation Merchandise
An educated girl can empower a nation merchandise.

Raised by faeries merchandise

Raised by faeries merchandise
Raised in the wild by faeries merchandise. Were you raised in the wild by forest sprites and faeries?

Simone de Beauvoir Truth Quote

Simone de Beauvoir Truth Quote
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth and truth rewarded me. Yeah, it's a good one.

Don't Forget To Love Yourself

Don't Forget To Love Yourself
Don't forget to love yourself, Soren Kierkegaard quote merchandise.

Unless Someone Cares Quote

Unless Someone Cares Quote
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Where your mind's at surfboard

Where your mind's at surfboard
It's all about where your mind's at, surfing quote tee shirts and gifts.

Butterflies Silhouette Quote

Butterflies Silhouette Quote
Butterflies quote tees and more. We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies.

Risk Quote

Risk Quote
Living at risk is jumping off a cliff and building your wings on the way down. Or so the saying goes.

Michaelangelo Angel Quote

Michaelangelo Angel Quote
Michaelangelo quote, I heard an angel cry within the stone so I carved until I set him free.

I won't break your heart

I won't break your heart
I won't break your heart, but I will stunt your growth and limit your potential quote T-Shirts and Gifts.

Tools For Life Saying

Tools For Life Saying
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go and duct tape to make them stop.

Carl Sagan Quote Merchandise

Carl Sagan Quote Merchandise
Saqan quote merchandise. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Think For Yourself Quote

Think For Yourself Quote
Think for yourself quote gear. T's, buttons and more stuff.

Voltaire Quote

Voltaire Quote
Voltaire quote t-shirts and gifts reads "I do not agree with what you have to say but I will defend to the death your right to say it".

Sorry I missed church

Sorry I missed church
Sorry I missed church I was busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian, T-Shirts and Gifts.

I have tattoos that communicate better

I have tattoos that communicate better
Tattoo T-Shirts and Gifts...I have tattoos that communicate better than you do. Perfect gifts for anyone that's been inked.

Stupid Girls Quote

Stupid Girls Quote
Stupidity in a woman in unfeminine t-shirts and gifts.

Female Athlete Quote T-Shirts and Gifts

Female Athlete Quote T-Shirts and Gifts
Female athlete quote t-shirts and gifts. How good does a female athlete have to be before we just call her an athlete?

Not User Friendly

Not User Friendly
You're not anti social, you're just not user friendly. If this is you, these t-shirts and gifts and perfect for you.

Caught in a Vortex of Evil

Caught in a Vortex of Evil
Oh, I'm caught in an unspeakable vortex of evil. And you? Great T-Shirts and Gifts for the sarcastically minded.

Hatred Is Not A Family Value

Hatred Is Not A Family Value
Hatred is one family value they really need to stop teaching.

Eye for an Eye

Eye for an Eye
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Mark Twain Congress Quote

Mark Twain Congress Quote
Mark Twain Congress quote T-Shirts and Gifts. What a bunch of f#ck ups! Even Twain new so back then.

Anti War Quote

Anti War Quote
Anti war quote t-shirts and buttons, war begins with one man's lack of Soul, Intellect and Reasoning.

Oscar Wilde Genius quote

Oscar Wilde Genius quote
I have nothing to declare except my genius tee shirts and more.

Lincoln Religion Quote Merchandise

Lincoln Religion Quote Merchandise
Abraham Lincoln religion quote merchandise. When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad.

Howard Zinn Quote Merchandise

Howard Zinn Quote Merchandise
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people, anti war merchandise.

Ambitious Women

Ambitious Women
Ambitious women quote T-Shirts and Gifts. If you're tough, ambitious and know exactly what you want, here is your gear.

Beware of Marriage Contract

Beware of Marriage Contract
Marriage contract quote T-Shirts and Gifts. Are you sure you want to sign that ladies?

War Quote

War Quote
War quote t-shirts and gifts. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Marilyn Hollywood Quote

Marilyn Hollywood Quote
Marilyn's quote about Hollywood it's just as relevant today as when she was alive. T Shirts and gifts for any Monroe fan.

I'll Get You My Pretty

I'll Get You My Pretty
I'll get you my pretty t-shirts and gifts.

I think therefore I'm dangerous

I think therefore I'm dangerous
I think therefore I'm dangerous T-Shirts and Gifts. Smart people love this section!

Not A Princess

Not A Princess
Not a princess t-shirts and gifts, your needs are more that of a QUEEN!

Fashion Stilettos Quote

Fashion Stilettos Quote
Fashion stilettos, quote T-Shirts and Gifts. It's not something that exists in dress only. Fashion is in the sky, in the streets...Fashion is what is happening.

Paris Couture

Paris Couture
Paris Couture t-shirts and gifts for those with a love of vintage high fashion. A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.

Vicious sarcasm

Vicious sarcasm
Vicious sarcasm T-Shirts and Gifts. Choose your words carfully. Anything you say may be thrown back at you with vicious sarcasm!

I'm blaming you

I'm blaming you
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you T-Shirts and Gifts.

Playing dumb T-Shirts and Gifts

Playing dumb T-Shirts and Gifts
Playing dumb T-Shirts and Gifts. If you are, playing dumb, rethink that...seriously! Real men love smart women...if you're playing dumb, think of the consequences!

Vintage French Perfume Ad T-Shirts and Gifts

Vintage French Perfume Ad T-Shirts and Gifts
Vintage Inspired French perfume ad t-shirts and gifts. The best couture, the finest perfume's, some just appreciate the finer things....like you!

Fashion Statement T-shirts & Gifts

Fashion Statement T-shirts & Gifts
Fashion is all about eventually becoming naked. Words uttered by the queen of haute couture herself.

Don't Blame Me T-Shirts and Gifts!

Don't Blame Me T-Shirts and Gifts!
Don't blame me my personal assistant is responsible for my behavior! Great T-Shirts and Gifts for any actor.

420 Credit Score T-Shirts and Gifts

420 Credit Score T-Shirts and Gifts
420 credit score t-shirts and gifts, because really, who can't relate with today's economy?

Got Flying Monkey's T-Shirts and Gifts

Got Flying Monkey's T-Shirts and Gifts
You do have flying monkey's don't you? If not, these "don't make me call my flying monkey's" T-Shirts and Gifts should do until you get some live ones.

My horns hold up my halo merchandise

My horns hold up my halo merchandise
My horns hold up my halo merchandise.

Thomas Paine Quote T-Shirts and Gifts

Thomas Paine Quote T-Shirts and Gifts
These are the times that try men's souls, Thomas Paine quote T-Shirts and Gifts.

Your lucky prison scares me T-Shirts and Gifts

Your lucky prison scares me T-Shirts and Gifts
You people are just lucky I'm so terrified of prison, T-Shirts and Gifts.

Ridiculous Opinion T-Shirts and Gifts

Ridiculous Opinion T-Shirts and Gifts
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted!

Another Soulless Atheist T-Shirts and Gifts

Another Soulless Atheist T-Shirts and Gifts
Just another soulless atheist in search of world peace and harmony t-shirts and gifts.

Einstein Quote T-Shirts and Gifts

Einstein Quote T-Shirts and Gifts
Einstein quote T-Shirts and Gifts. The world is a dangerous place...perfect gear for college students and Einstein lovers.

Not A Princess T-shirts and Gifts

Not A Princess T-shirts and Gifts
Not a princess t- shirts and gifts for those whose needs are more like a QUEEN!

Feminist Quote T-shirts and gifts

Feminist Quote T-shirts and gifts
Feminist quote t-shirts and gifts. For women who don't humiliate themselves for the entertainment of men.

Don't Blame Me T-Shirts and Gifts

Don't Blame Me T-Shirts and Gifts
Don't blame me, my personal assistant is responsible for my behavior. Perfect tees and gifts for anyone named Britney or Lindsay or Paris

No Crying Quote T-Shirts and Gifts

No Crying Quote T-Shirts and Gifts
I have no patience for women who cry at the drop of a hat, nor for the men who fall for it, quote T-Shirts and Gifts.

A Woman's Choice

A Woman's Choice
If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? T-Shirts and Gifts for women's rights.

Good girls just never got caught

Good girls just never got caught
Good girls never got caught T-Shirts and Gifts. If there's a halo, they must be good. Perfect gear for sorority girls.

People Are Stupid T-Shirts and Gifts!

People Are Stupid T-Shirts and Gifts!
I don't care what people think. People are stupid, tee shirts gifts and more

Don't Taze Me Bro T-Shirts and Gifts

Don't Taze Me Bro T-Shirts and Gifts
"Don't taze me bro" t-shirts and gifts. You'll be needing this gear for your next campus rally!

Celebrities Suck Quote

Celebrities Suck Quote
Celebrity quote, "I think celebrities suck." Because really, they do...enough of them already.


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