Few things are more satisfying than knowing that the guy behind you can read your bumper sticker. Whether he's the jerk you're talking about or just knows your point of view now, it's a great way to speak your mind and be heard!

What the next fetus is gay? $5.00	Wearing out the machine $5.00	Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink... $5.00
The closer you get, the slower I'll drive (bumper) $5.00	Karma spares no one $5.00	Proud member of the vast right wing conspiracy $5.00
Helping to advance the insidious liberal agenda $5.00	If I passed you on the right, you're in the wro... $5.00	I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you $5.00
I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather... $5.00	I think you left the stove on $5.00	Old accountants never die, they just lose their... $5.00
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting $5.00	Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal $5.00	Old pilots never die, they just dont get up as... $5.00
Old fishermen never die, they just smell like it $5.00	There's too much youth, how about a fountain of... $5.00	Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now $5.00
Some days you're the dog, Some days you're the... $5.00	Don't let school interfere with your education $5.00	I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be... $5.00
You can't fix stupid $5.00	If she ain't happy, you ain't happy $5.00	I'm not your type... I'm not inflatable $5.00
My other car is also a piece of junk $5.00	Good cowgirls keep their calves together $5.00	Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. $5.00
There are 2 kinds of pedestrians, the quick and... $5.00	Life is sexually transmitted $5.00	I started with nothing and I have most of it left $5.00
Athletes love to score $5.00	If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it $5.00	If everything is coming your way, you're in the... $5.00
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your... $5.00	Don't laugh... it's paid for! $5.00	Don't laugh... it's paid for! (rusty) $5.00
Columbus was lost $5.00	You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares $5.00	Chaos, Panic & Disorder, my work here is done $5.00
Chaos, Panic & Disorder, my work here... (yellow) $5.00	I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just w... $5.00	Give me ambiguity... or give me something else $5.00
Just gimme my coffee and no one gets hurt $5.00	I plead contemporary insanity $5.00	less is more $5.00
less is more $5.00	Don't be a dick. $5.00