Peace Love Beer Peace love beer! The three things you need in life. This funny, humorous take on the peace love theme is great on a fun beer lover t-shirt or other gift product. Funny gift for any beer drinker! |
I Need Minions What I really need are minions. Lackeys, employees, whatever you choose to call them they are essential in your villainous plans to take over the world! Or the office. Funny shirt or gift for the boss |
Wine Me Up Wine me up! If you love to drink wine then this is a funny shirt for you! Or a gift for your favorite wine lover or sommelier. Red wine sloshing in a glass, surrounded by scrolls. |
Beer Drinking This is my beer drinking shirt! Let people know that you're so serious about your beer drinking that you've got your own wardrobe devoted to it. Funny t-shirt for college or anyone who loves beer! |
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When I Was Your Age When I was your age, Pluto was a god. Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but he'll always be a god to some people! Funny shirt to remind people Pluto's history includes more than just astronomy! |
Ignoring You Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you. Snarky anti-social attitude to let people know that you're not listening, and they should just go away already. Funny gift for the misanthrope. |
Is It Sexy In Here? Is it sexy in here or is it just me? Funny shirt or gift for that special sexy someone. Let people know you're hot, and so is whatever room you're in! |
Life Is Too Short Life is too short to worry about how short life is. Funny and philosophical message to remind people to stop worrying and start enjoying life! The ending is the same for everyone, so live a little! |
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I Love My Rotten Children I love my rotten, ungrateful children. Funny t-shirt for mom on Mother's Day, dad on Father's Day, or any parent for any day. Love your kids no matter what! Like any good mom or dad would! |
I Did Not Escape I did not escape! They gave me a day pass. Funny shirt for those days when you feel a little bit crazy. Or a lot loony. Or when you think the lunatics are running the asylum. |
So Much To Do So much to do, so few people to do it for me. Funny shirt to let people know you expect to be served, pampered, and waited on. Because you deserve it! Great Mother's Day gift, too! |
I'm Happy If by happy you mean trapped with no means of escape? Then yes, I'm happy. Funny shirt to wear at the office, school, or anywhere else you want others to know just how happy you really are! |
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Bad Ass I'm a bad ass. You're just an ass. Funny shirt to let people know you're as tough as steel, and everyone else is just annoying. Great gift for the tough guy or girl in your life. |
Unapologetically Brilliant Unapologetically brilliant! Funny t-shirt or gift for someone who is not ashamed at their own intelligence. Look smart, be confident, and try your luck on a game show! |
Wine and Chocolate Hybrid I'm a hybrid - I run on wine and chocolate! Funny t-shirt or gift for anyone who is fueled by vino and candy. Chocolate and wine make the day run smoothly, as long as you stop and refuel often! |
Hot Flashes Can I blame my hot flashes on global warming? Getting older and getting hotter? Funny gift or shirt for the woman going through her change of life, when a hot time is no longer a fun one! |
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Struggling Hair Farmer Struggling hair farmer! Funny shirt and funnier cap for that special bald or balding someone who could really use a hat. Growing hair isn't as easy as it looks! |
Natural Source of Methane Natural source of methane! It's a gas! We're not just farting around when we say that this funny shirt would make a great gift for that special someone who knows how to let loose! Then blame the dog. |
Secret Government Project I'm the result of a secret government project. Funny t-shirt for someone who is really special... because they were designed that way! |
Despite The Look On My Face Despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Funny sarcastic shirt to let people know you don't want to hear them. Ever. Now go away. Great gift for the misanthrope! |
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Dung Beetle I feel like a dung beetle. Does that answer your question? Let people know how you feel or what you think of your job with a funny t-shirt or a gift for the person who has a really crappy job. |
Raised By Wolves Raised by wolves. Torn lettering and claw marks with a wolf silhouette against a glowing full moon. Great t-shirt or gift for any wild child, a feral friend, or to let people know you're a lone wolf! |
Dare to be Indifferent Dare to be indifferent! Show off your apathy to let people know that you couldn't care less. Funny sarcastic shirt for the person who gives the world one big "meh". |
Viewer Discretion Advised Viewer Discretion Advised. A wood grain retro television has the static screen message warning viewers of the adult or graphic nature of the content. Funny shirt for everyone who loves dangerous TV. |
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Work With Me People Work with me, people! Teamwork is important, whether in the office or in sports on the playing field. People should know it's in their best interest to work with you! Funny shirt to wear in the office |
Hybrid Human Hybrid human - runs on beer! Funny shirt for the environmentally minded college student or beer drinker who wants to get more miles per pint. The beer doesn't have to be green to keep you going! |
Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain Danger - mouth operates faster than brain. Funny gift for a friend who speaks before thinking, or a t-shirt to let others know that you speak your mind before your mind has anything to say about it! |
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To Err Is Human To err is human, to arr is pirate! Pirate philosophy to help you get through your day. Skull and crossbones with an eye patch to help you see things from a pirate point of view and stay jolly, Roger! |
I Don't Care I don't even care about my problems, why should I care about yours? Your problems mean less to me than mine do! Funny, snarky t-shirt for your favorite sarcastic, ambivalent, and uncaring friend! |
Keg Security Keg Security! For the guy or girl at the university frat or sorority parties who is in charge of the keg or takes beer responsibility seriously. Drinking is not a spectator sport! Funny college shirt! |
1-900-BITE-ME Don't like me? Call 1-900-BITE-ME! If nobody answers, keep dialing. Attitude? Sarcasm? Yep. Deal with it. Great gift for anyone who works in customer service or telemarketing. |
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Sarcasm Sarcasm - just one more service I provide. Funny gift for the sarcastic friend in your life, or a humorous t-shirt for someone who has everything except this. Fair warning of a sarcastic wit! |
I Hate The Public I hate the public. Perfect for anyone who works in customer service, retail, the airlines, tech support, or any job where you have to deal with people. One way or another, the public creates stress. |
The Few - The Proud - The Bald The few, the proud, the bald! Funny gift for your favorite bald chrome dome, cap to cover your shiny head, or gift for a bald eagle. Whether you're bald by design or by genetics, this is for you! |
Shut Up Know someone who won't shut up? Who says things they shouldn't? Tell them to be quiet! You and talking don't mix. |
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Beer Dance Beer - Helping white guys dance since 1842! Drinking and dancing go together, and the more you drink, the more you dance. Funny beer shirt for your favorite dancing machine! |
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I Used To Care I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. If you don't care and you want people to know it, this is for you! Great gift or t-shirt to wear at school or the office when you just don't give a damn |
Beaver Cleaver It's a buck-toothed beaver. With meat cleavers. He doesn't look happy. Beware of rodents with sharp objects, ready to defend their traditional beaver family values. |
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Full of Myself Full of yourself? Know someone who is? This funny design is for those who are the center of their own universe. |
Chaos Panic Disorder Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is done. Let everyone know you're doing your best to keep it interesting. Great gift for the office troublemaker! |
Slightly Used But In Good Condition Slightly used, but in good condition. If you're having a birthday or just feeling older but you're still in good shape for your age, this is for you! Great b-day gift or funny shirt for over the hill. |
I'm Not Stubborn I'm not stubborn. My way is just better! Funny gift for the hard-headed friend, co-worker, or boss who knows they're always right, no matter what! Great t-shirt for someone with a stubborn attitude! |
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Women Like Beer I like my women like I like my beer: dark and bitter. For those who like their women less light and bubbly. Funny gift for the friend everyone has. |
Don't Worry What People Think Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often. Let people know what you think about them not thinking. Great gift for anyone who has to deal with the public. |
Multiple Personalities I have multiple personalities, but none of them like you. Funny t-shirt for those days when you just don't want to deal with anyone else. Great gift for the anti-social person in your office or life! |
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Kind Face I've got a kind face, a warm smile, and a soundproof basement full of bodies. You might want to keep away. Great for those anti-social days, or any day. |
Mistrust of Strangers I don't know you, and I don't want to. Why? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Go away. Now. Great gift for the anti-social. |
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I'm Going to Blame You I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you! Delegate responsibility, and delegate the fault when everything goes wrong. Great gift or t-shirt for the boss who knows how to blame! |
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Shit Happens Shit happens, then you sue. The lawyer's battlecry! Seems to be how things work nowadays. Blame someone else, and get paid for it! |
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Stop Being Stupid Moron. Idiot. Dunce. Doofus. Dullard. People are all of these, and more. Tell them to just stop it already. Cease and desist. Stop being stupid! |
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Unleaded Unleaded. Unlike my toys. This funny design is 100% lead-free, and won't be recalled. Remembered, maybe. |
Radioactive Coffee Hot coffee with a splash of radiation. Caffeine and radioactivity get your day started right so you've got energy! |
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Immaculate Reception Who needs cable TV or satellite television when you've got immaculate reception? |
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Happy Beer Day Happy Beer Day! Every day can be Beer Day! We don't just mean St. Patrick's Day, either! Drink up, and be happy! |
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Rocket Surgeon It ain't rocket surgery!' Science and brain medicine combined in your job as a certified rocket surgeon. |
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I Didn't Do It Tired of being blamed for everything? Wear your alibi and they'll have to find another scapegoat. |
I Love Zombies I love zombies! Proclaim it proudly and bloodily, with a brain in the shape of a heart. |
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Got Im Himmel? A mix of parody and a German saying into a question that has confounded mankind for many years. |
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If You Can Read This If you can read this, you're violating the restraining order. Wear it to let people know you want to keep away. |
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Casual Day No day is "casual" if I have to wear pants. Casual day should mean comfort. What's more comfortable than not wearing pants? Great gift for the office. |
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You Can Tell By The Way You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a cooking man, no time for take-out. |
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DCLXVI 666. The number of the beast. You don't need religion to know it. Or to know that it looks cool in Roman numerals! DCLXVI, the Roman numeral of the Beast! |
Dirty Ape People won't be able to keep their stinkin' paws off you when you're wearing a "Dirty Ape" shirt. |
Squid Wrestling Team Be a proud member of the Squid Wrestling Team! Do squids wrestle each other, or do people wrestle squid? |
Shopping Ninja Shopping ninja, finding bargains, sales, and slashed prices everywhere! Shopping is an art. A martial art! |
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Emotional Outlet Sad, crying little emo outlet sheds a single tear. That's a good way to short out your feelings! Power to the emotional! Let your feelings be electrical! |
Funk U The University of Funk, otherwise known as Funk U. The fight song is composed of four letter words. |
Funkytown Master Blaster may run Bartertown, but who run Funkytown? Post-apocalyptic disco dancing, pigs not included. |
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Has Anyone Seen My Pants? Has anyone seen my pants? Ah, college. You wake up and things are a bit blurry and fuzzy. That's funny... where are my pants? No pants? No problem! |
Have You Seen Me? Have you seen me? If you're feeling lost and want to get your share of double-takes, wear this design and find yourself! Milk carton not included. |
I'm Bald Whether you are bald by choice or by luck, you don't have bad hair days... you have bad glare days! |
I Doubt I think, therefore I am. I doubt, therefore I might be. A thoughtful gift for the true philosopher, who is never truly certain about anything! |
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Nice Caboose Nice caboose! Don't be an ass! If you or someone you know has a nice caboose, be funny and butt in and let the world know! It's a gift you can really get behind! |
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PBS Mind You're smart, witty, clever, high-class, cultured... and surrounded by morons. A PBS mind in an MTV world. |
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Sinister Sinister! No, not evil; it's a left-handed compliment. It's Latin for left. A gift for the lefty, or southpaw, in your life. |
Bionic Advisory Bionic Advisory - Contents May Rust. If you make sound effects as you run slowly, squeak when you walk, or have a penchant for red jumpsuits, this is the design for you! Retro TV style! |
Slow Moving Bionic If you make sound effects as you run slowly, squeak when you walk, or have a penchant for red jumpsuits, this is the design for you! Retro TV style with a modern twist on a slow moving vehicle sign. |
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Thirsty Time A retro guy holds an empty beer mug and says "It's thirsty time!" Get that man a drink, quick! Great gift for the thirsty beer drinker! |
Two People Two people in every one is a schizophrenic. If you talk to yourself, or argue with yourself and lose, you need to let others know. In a funny way. |
Wet It's no contest. This is the best wet t-shirt you'll ever see! You'll flatten the competition, big time! (Get it?) |
What more do you want? I woke up... I put on pants... What more do you want? Some people are never satisfied with the least you can do! Great gift for your favorite slacker or under-achiever. |
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Zombie Christmas All I want for Christmas is BRAINS! Zombies are easy to shop for. A Santa hat, some brains, and they're happy! A funny horror Christmas design for your favorite zombie! |
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Zombie Whisperer It takes more than talent to talk to the undead! A zombie whisperer needs brains! Brains... Be something different for Halloween! |
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Psycho-Effective I'm Psycho-Effective! A smiling face with a cheesy grin, and the words I'm Psycho-Effective as the teeth. You too can be psycho-effective! Whatever the hell that means. |
Two Cats By The Ears Crazy You're not just crazy, you're two cats by the ears crazy! Two cats by the ears, under a jacket, going through airport security crazy! It's an internet meme that's better than LOLcats! |
Two Cats By The Ears You're not just crazy, you're two cats by the ears crazy! Two cats by the ears, under a jacket, going through airport security crazy! It's an internet meme that's better than LOLcats! |
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