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» I'D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING
» WAG MORE. BARK LESS
» A-ROID1
» A-ROID
» PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS
» DILF
» GILF
» NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE HERPES
» I LIKE TO BUST CHOPS
» I SWEAR, NOTHING HAPPENED
» I KNOW MOUTH TO MOUTH
» WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
» I KNOW JACK SCHITT
» I'LL VOID YOUR WARRANTY
» I THINK, THEREFORE I HAVE A HEADACHE
» I SEE DEAD PIXELS
» O SHIT!
» NEVER FORGET
» I WOULD EAT YOUR SCABS
» I WOULD DRINK YOUR BATHWATER
» TRAILER TRASH
» I DON'T SMOKE CRACK, I LICK IT
» CEREAL KILLER
» FUTURE MILF
» WHO YOU CALLIN' A LINTLICKER?
» SUNS OUT. GUNS OUT.
» CELTIC CROSS
» SAVE THE TA-TA'S
» JESUS IS COMING (LOOK BUSY)
» NAUGHTY CLAM
» GOT VA-JAY-JAY?
» PORNSTAR
» USDA CERTIFIED MEAT STICK
» I'M WITH STUPID
» MOOSE KNUCKLE
» COCK BLOCK
» I FOUND JESUS
» DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO.
» I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
» HALF MAN. HALF HORSE.
» I (HEART) DUTCH OVENS 2
» FART IN SPACESUIT
» GOT CAMEL TOE?
» www.gofistyourself.com
» GOT FUPA?
» I (HEART) DUTCH OVENS
» I'M SHADY
» CLASSROOM MORALE
» TRIBAL WOMAN
» DERKA DERKA DERKA
» WINGMAN
» TRIBAL YING YANG
» I RIDE THE SHORT BUS
» IRAN ALMOST SANK MY BATTLESHIP
» I'M SINGLE CANDY HEARTS
» NAUGHTY HEARTS
» SUPPORT FARTING RIBBON
» MASTURBATION CAN CAUSE BLINDNESS
» PARQUET POSSE (BOSTON CELTICS)
» G.I.L.F.
» HOW ABOUT A GAME OF 'JUST THE TIP'?
» NEEDS HEAD
» TRUST ME, I'M A PRIEST
» NOBODY KNOWS I'M AN UNDERCOVER COP
» SHAKE DICK SHAKE
» MASS PIKE
» WASH YOUR BALLS
» DEPORT PEDRO
» CAN YOU STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS?
» SOME CALL IT STALKING, I CALL IT LOVE
» HUNG LIKE A CLYDESDALE
» IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF
» RESPECT MY GAYDAR
» GOT MOOSE KNUCKLE?
» FOUND GOD? (IF NO ONE CLAIMS HIM IN 30 DAYS, HE'S
» I'm THE 14 YEAR OLD YOU CYBER WITH
» SWAMP ASS (HAS NO BOUNDARIES)
» YANKS SUCK
» I AM MCLOVIN
» GRAB A STRAW CAUSE YOU SUCK
» I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID 2
» CHICKS BEFORE DICKS
» DRUNK OFF MY ASS
» PIZZA AND SEX? (NO? WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA?)
» JESUS LOVES YOU (EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN AS
» WHO'S YOUR CADDY?
» MASSACHUSETTS REALLY BLOWS
» NILF
» HE LOVES THE COCK
» SPIN MY DREIDEL (AND BY DREIDEL I MEAN COCK, AND B
» I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID
» YANKEE FANS AIN'T TRASH (TRASH GETS PICKED UP)
» JERSEY GIRLS AIN'T TRASH (TRASH GETS PICKED UP)
» YES, THEY'RE REAL
» FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LIVE IN NEW YORK
» FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
» FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
» ASSHOLE FART
» I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST
» SARATOGA SKIDMARKS
» I'M NOT GAY BUT MY GIRLFRIEND IS
» I'M NOT GAY BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS
» ONE OF US LIKES HEAVY PETTING
» I'M SORT OF A BIG DEAL
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I'D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING

WAG MORE. BARK LESS

A-ROID1

A-ROID

PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS

DILF

GILF

NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE HERPES

I LIKE TO BUST CHOPS

I SWEAR, NOTHING HAPPENED

I KNOW MOUTH TO MOUTH

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

I KNOW JACK SCHITT

I'LL VOID YOUR WARRANTY

I THINK, THEREFORE I HAVE A HEADACHE

I SEE DEAD PIXELS

O SHIT!

NEVER FORGET

I WOULD EAT YOUR SCABS

I WOULD DRINK YOUR BATHWATER

TRAILER TRASH

I DON'T SMOKE CRACK, I LICK IT

CEREAL KILLER

FUTURE MILF

WHO YOU CALLIN' A LINTLICKER?

SUNS OUT. GUNS OUT.

CELTIC CROSS

SAVE THE TA-TA'S

JESUS IS COMING (LOOK BUSY)

NAUGHTY CLAM

GOT VA-JAY-JAY?

PORNSTAR

USDA CERTIFIED MEAT STICK

I'M WITH STUPID

MOOSE KNUCKLE

COCK BLOCK

I FOUND JESUS

DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

HALF MAN. HALF HORSE.

I (HEART) DUTCH OVENS 2

FART IN SPACESUIT

GOT CAMEL TOE?

www.gofistyourself.com

GOT FUPA?

I (HEART) DUTCH OVENS

I'M SHADY

CLASSROOM MORALE

TRIBAL WOMAN

DERKA DERKA DERKA

WINGMAN

TRIBAL YING YANG

I RIDE THE SHORT BUS

IRAN ALMOST SANK MY BATTLESHIP

I'M SINGLE CANDY HEARTS

NAUGHTY HEARTS

SUPPORT FARTING RIBBON

MASTURBATION CAN CAUSE BLINDNESS

PARQUET POSSE (BOSTON CELTICS)

G.I.L.F.

HOW ABOUT A GAME OF 'JUST THE TIP'?

NEEDS HEAD

TRUST ME, I'M A PRIEST

NOBODY KNOWS I'M AN UNDERCOVER COP

SHAKE DICK SHAKE

MASS PIKE

WASH YOUR BALLS

DEPORT PEDRO

CAN YOU STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS?

SOME CALL IT STALKING, I CALL IT LOVE

HUNG LIKE A CLYDESDALE

IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF

RESPECT MY GAYDAR

GOT MOOSE KNUCKLE?

FOUND GOD? (IF NO ONE CLAIMS HIM IN 30 DAYS, HE'S

I'm THE 14 YEAR OLD YOU CYBER WITH

SWAMP ASS (HAS NO BOUNDARIES)

YANKS SUCK

I AM MCLOVIN

GRAB A STRAW CAUSE YOU SUCK

I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID 2

CHICKS BEFORE DICKS

DRUNK OFF MY ASS

PIZZA AND SEX? (NO? WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA?)

JESUS LOVES YOU (EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN AS

WHO'S YOUR CADDY?

MASSACHUSETTS REALLY BLOWS

NILF

HE LOVES THE COCK

SPIN MY DREIDEL (AND BY DREIDEL I MEAN COCK, AND B

I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID

YANKEE FANS AIN'T TRASH (TRASH GETS PICKED UP)

JERSEY GIRLS AIN'T TRASH (TRASH GETS PICKED UP)

YES, THEY'RE REAL

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LIVE IN NEW YORK

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LIVE IN NEW JERSEY

ASSHOLE FART

I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST

SARATOGA SKIDMARKS

I'M NOT GAY BUT MY GIRLFRIEND IS

I'M NOT GAY BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS

ONE OF US LIKES HEAVY PETTING

I'M SORT OF A BIG DEAL



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