Put Some Damn Clothes On! (Just in case you don't have any, we'll help you out with our fine selection of tees, sweatshirts, and unmentionables.) |
Posters! Is your dorm room full of Dogs and Van Gogh posters? So is everyone else's. Blow some minds with these Squelch classics. |
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Get Your Slant On! How does the Squelch write all those jokes? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with beer. |
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Hats! People will say "hats off!" to these fine items! Then you can punch them in the face for saying something so achingly retarded. |
The Printed Word! Hey, can you read? Well, then this section is for you. There, I've done it. I've alienated 90% of our readership. |
