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Damn Seat

Damn Seat
Ladies, realy? Come on. How hard is to look first?

Nap Party

Nap Party
Oh yea I love to...wait ddid you say 'party'? Oh, I thought you said nap. My bad.

Die Anyway

Die Anyway
So you mean exercising and this miserable diet won't make me live forever?

Rocket Ship

Rocket Ship
Junior Space Cadets Unite!

Robots for Victory!

Robots for Victory!
They never stop, they don't eat and they've got lasers!

More Clamps

More Clamps
It's the call of every woodworker!

Damn Physics

Damn Physics
If it's not gravity it's this opposite and equal jazz that keeps opening up a can of whoop ass on me

Brakataka

Brakataka
Eat hot lead evil doers!

Pre-Med

Pre-Med
Road Trip!

Marcia Cubed

Marcia Cubed
Exponentially more Marcia. What could be better?

Apropos

Apropos
Is it we think foreigners are smarter than us or do we think we sound smarter?

Halibut

Halibut
Sometimes for sport, sometimes for food, but mostly just because

Judging You

Judging You
And the horse you rode in on

Que Meister

Que Meister
If you don't respect the meat you'll never be a Que Meister.

Burnt Steak

Burnt Steak
So, a light char with a grey center okay?

Boss Sauce

Boss Sauce
If it doesn't have a rub, then the Sauce is the Boss

Paychecks

Paychecks
So you say you're doing the best work in your group but your job security is based only on company stock performance?

Beer Holder

Beer Holder
So, come here often?

Half of It

Half of It
Hey come here Sonny. Let me tell you about my latest operation...

Kershsplat

Kershsplat
Eat pavement evil doer!

Game Warden

Game Warden
So ladies, you ever go shopping with your husband...

Hokey Pokey Rehab

Hokey Pokey Rehab
It all starts by simply putting your right foot in...

Interesting

Interesting
So it's like been 3 years and you're still having trouble with this first part?

Marcia

Marcia
Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that!

Road Less Traveled

Road Less Traveled
Maybe it would be better if you just stay on the sidewalk...

Barn Raised and Corn Fed

Barn Raised and Corn Fed
Whatever. Just throw your stuff over there next to that pizza box...Hello! Leftover pizza, score!

Triple Dog

Triple Dog
A yer ol' man.

Elected Idiots

Elected Idiots
Can someone say 'Term Limits?'

A Penny Saved

A Penny Saved
If saving a penny at the bank costs me 32¢ in administrative fees - I think I'll be leaving it in the couch.

Twin Awesomeness

Twin Awesomeness
Sometimes one body is just not enough

Mad Cow

Mad Cow
Need I say more?

Kahplow

Kahplow
Then as the clock tower chimed the fuse was lit in the old warehouse and...

Not an Artist

Not an Artist
I don't know art but I know that wasn't it. But I'll know it when I see it.

D.C. Idiots

D.C. Idiots
Hey America, ever wonder what happened to that really stupid kid from grade school?

Cracked a Beer

Cracked a Beer
Kicked that project's butt? Well drink up my conquering friend. Drink up.

Christmas Nonsense

Christmas Nonsense
Ever wonder why Christmas Carols have so many made-up words?

Absence

Absence
Hmmm, let me see: absenteeism is at an all time high yet we're still putting out the same volume of product...

Santa's Coming!

Santa's Coming!
Code word:"Santa's got a brand new bag"

Pa Rum

Pa Rum
Yea I get it. Little Drummer boy - okay great. Oh, okay another verse? Um, do you know another carol maybe?

Pants Aren't

Pants Aren't
Hey, It's the weekend. Whatever.

Nap Time

Nap Time
No I mean really. Are you done yet?

Festivus Miracle

Festivus Miracle
And now, the Test of Strength!

Annoying Alliteration

Annoying Alliteration
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better.

Berkeley

Berkeley
I drove through Berkeley and got fake syrup thrown on me. Apparently they feel the use of rubber in my tires is a form of murder.

Fragments

Fragments
And so it was like, if all things are equal, when you walk to the park, except on Tuesdays when the sprinklers are on, and when the birds aren't everywhere, that you find a place to sit, hopefully in

Always Beer

Always Beer
Man that wasn't such a good idea...Boy, that didn't work out so well...Geesh, who woulda thought this is what I'd be doing with my life? Well, theres always beer.

Got Book?

Got Book?
Jury Duty, Airport, School Registration, DMV, Doctor's Office, Maternity Waiting Room? It's OK! I've got my book.

Future Nostalgia

Future Nostalgia
Just what exactly happened to the tubular highways, the weekend trips to Mars, the ray gun carrying robots and the Foodarackacycle I was promised?

Your Survival

Your Survival
Oh, I know the voices aren't real. Well maybe not in the sense that they're really real. But as far as helping me figure something out real, well then maybe so.

Festivus

Festivus
And now for the traditional airing of grievances...

Conjunction

Conjunction
And then she said...And I was like...But then I said... And he was like...So I went like

Not the Answer

Not the Answer
Maybe it was "What should I drink while I'm listening to the Sermon?" or maybe "What would go good in Jimmy's lunch box?" Otherwise I'm clueless.

Time Waster

Time Waster
Time flies and all that

Lions and Tigers and Bears?

Lions and Tigers and Bears?
Why I'd beat him from top to bottomus!

One Word

One Word
Very. Awesome. T-Shirt.

Red Planet

Red Planet
Sign up to explore Mars (before the Saturnians get there and ruin it)!

Fish or Cut Bait?

Fish or Cut Bait?
Is it 'Fish or Cut Bait', 'Fish and Cut Bait'or 'Bait or Cut Fish'? Fishing shouldn't be this confusing

Half the Money

Half the Money
Yea, retirement seems so wonderful and even romantic when you're far from it. But then...

Mornings

Mornings
Who's, in the kitchen? Don't they know it's before noon? And what's gotten into these birds today all this singing and such...

Über Bacon

Über Bacon
Hmmm Bacon. It's like a meal that's a dessert; a meat candy disguised as breakfast food. It's the perfect compliment to any food group. It's Bacon the über condiment.

Intergalactic League

Intergalactic League
I've set my XZ-38 Rocket Pistol to disentegrate. Saturnians, prepare for the bitter taste of revenge!

What the ?!

What the ?!
In Robotland, even if you're a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there are probably 100,000 other robots exactly like you.

All Generalizations

All Generalizations
Particularly if you're an English teacher since all English teachers have perfect grammar. Except for the old ones and they're all mean.

Didn't Say Fudge

Didn't Say Fudge
I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!

Atomic Coffee

Atomic Coffee
Done with double shots and dark roasts and don't mind a little nuclear exposure to get yourself going in the morning? Then Atomic Coffee is for you. It's the Bomb!

Au Revoir, Gopher

Au Revoir, Gopher
Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything...

Penny for Thoughts

Penny for Thoughts
Look, if I wanted your opinion I'd have given it to you.

Hello, Newman

Hello, Newman
Oh. Hello, Jerry.

Fairy Godmother

Fairy Godmother
Just once do you think you could stay focused and get me through this one little thing...

Fat Ass

Fat Ass
You seriously think it's your clothes that are making you look that way? I think not.

Needs a Beer

Needs a Beer
Who needs a Beer? Well isn't it obvious?

ASL WYSIWYG

ASL WYSIWYG
Literally. Oh, and BTW, taking louder like we're foreigners isn't that helpful to somebody who can't hear at all. Just sayin'.

Princess Because

Princess Because
So. Anyone for cake?

Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug
No one to date, fictional or otherwise has been able to express the sentiment better.

Sign On

Sign On
Now is not the time to lose our heads now is the is time to communicate by all means possible!

Curiosity Killing Cats

Curiosity Killing Cats
The Real reason the latest Mars rover is named 'Curiosity'

Clay Wheels

Clay Wheels
And you think kids do dumb stuff today?

Unstoppable

Unstoppable
Nothing more humbling than a heaping helpin' of reality!

Damn You Genes!

Damn You Genes!
So there you were trying to stuff yourself into a two-sizes too small pair of jeans when you looked into the mirror and for a second saw your mother staring back...

Robo-Scope

Robo-Scope
A class 5 analysis bot, the Robo-Scope is the salary free worker of tomorrow, today!

Correcting your grammar

Correcting your grammar
Yea, I'm talking to you Mr. Double negative expletive run-on prepositional phrase annoying alliteration redundancy.

Walk for Boobs

Walk for Boobs
Find the Cure

Everything is Crap

Everything is Crap
New stuff breaking before you can even get it home? Things rusty after one rain storm? Fast food tasting like cardboard? Why? Because everything is Crap!

Afternoon Beer

Afternoon Beer
Aw yea. Beer. The other food group.

Spank Grandma

Spank Grandma
For the over-doting among us. You know who you are.

Retro Vegetarian

ASL MEH

ASL MEH
You know, sometimes, in the big scheme of things, certain decisions just don't matter

Stupid People

Stupid People
Dead People aren't nearly as scary.

Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy
Okay that's it. I'm tired of toying with you. Now comes the pain.

Dusty

Dusty
Hmmm. Get a whiff of that!

Proofread

Proofread
Proofreading? What due I knead proof reading four? I just run it threw spell Czech!

Play Time

Play Time
That' right. You Heard me. Right here. Right Now. This ends right now.Prepare yourself for a spankin'

Princess

Princess
The part of the magical Princess will be played by me. Which means the parts of her servants and subjects will be played by you. Congratulations.

Sole Purpose

Sole Purpose
Let's face it, your friend is a loser and by letting him know perhaps he'll see fit to go out and better society by holding himself up as an example of how not to be. Or look. Or Act. Just sayin.

Fa La La This

Fa La La This
Your done. Its one week after Thanksgiving and your done. Most wonderful time of the year nothing. Fa La La This.

Super Bass-O-Matic '76

Super Bass-O-Matic '76
You simply place the Bass - That's the Whole Bass...

After C

After C
Except when sounding like Neighbor or Weigh you seigh?

 Scrumptious Murder

Scrumptious Murder
Meat. The only food group worth talking about. Except maybe beer.

Tell a Texan

Tell a Texan
Unless of course you need something done in Oklahoma or Louisiana, at which they'll probably just agree and let things lie.

Beer-It's what's for dinner

Beer-It's what's for dinner
It's like all the food groups in one: Its got vegetables, minerals, carbs - Beer. Its what's for dinner.

Command Q

Command Q
Yea that's right. You heard me: I quit!

Book Club

Book Club
Because there were two main characters, the brothers Ernest and Julio, I feel the author was making a statement about the duality of our existence - the intellectual and the drunk...

More or Less Specific

More or Less Specific
Yes or No not Maybe. White or Black not Grey. High or Low not floating around somewhere in the middle. Tell me what you want and I'll do it. Sheesh.

Pro v Con

Pro v Con
Yea, that's right. You heard me mister lifer politician. No really, what exactly have you done lately? Not just for me but anyone besides yourself? I thought so.

Princess Certificate

There's a Way

There's a Way
Something to fix? To the Garage! Something to build? To the Garage! Beer? There's a sixer in the Garage!

What would Carol Do?

What would Carol Do?
Hopefully not anything Alice suggests. I'm just saying.

Song and Dance

Song and Dance
But then, don't we all?

Fishing Idiot

Fishing Idiot
Ever have that feeling that although you're where you're supposed to be you still aren't sure what the heck you're supposed to be doing?

Your Mother

Your Mother
Yea you heard me. Your Mother. Youse guys wanna fight about it? Yea just as I thought - yella too.

Tappa Kegga Dae

Tappa Kegga Dae
A keg a day, kinda like vitamins, only liquideeyer. Beer - the other food group.

Up Creek

Up Creek
Got Trouble? Know how much? Use this check list to find out exactly how hopeless things are.

Pi r Round

Pi r Round
Why does my teacher keep saying that they're square? A tray of brownies might be square but Pi? Never!

Warmer Upper?

Warmer Upper?
Umm...I think maybe you've had enough

Trust a Woodworker

Trust a Woodworker
Need that big board made smaller? No problem. Need me to spend hours in the garage on the smallest of tasks? I'm your man. Need some firewood? Trust me.

i pwn n00bs

i pwn n00bs
Don't you hate them? Just wandering around the map - mostly hiding more than playing, just taking weapons and equipment and not having a clue what to do with them. Just pwn 'em I say

Oops!

Oops!
Worried about control problems? Try new Oops! I crapped my pants® with Super Fluff for maximum absorbency providing the latest in long lasting bladder and bowel control. And they're biodegradable!

Show Your Work

Show Your Work
Of course that's only going to be possible if the guy I'm cheating off of shows his. I'm just sayin'.

Wife's Head

Wife's Head
What? Um, yes I was just about to, oh no I haven't got to that yet, what's that honey? Oh yes right away!

Ur A Problem

Ur A Problem
Don't try and weasel out of it either. The voices see everything and they know where you sleep.

My Dog Told Me

My Dog Told Me
Ever wonder why some people talk so much to their pets? And dress them up and let them sleep wherever? Hmmm.

Jesus is Coming!

Jesus is Coming!
Holy crap! This is it! Everybody - Jesus is in the building and he doesn't look too happy. To your stations!

My Demands

My Demands
It's simple Washington. Fix it or you're all fired. And I'm coming to your house and camping on your lawn.

Reboot

Reboot
Well, have you? Yes I realize its 'just a machine' but with the amount of crap you put on it do you blame it for getting confused?

National Sarcasm League

National Sarcasm League
Oh sure, we'd love to have you join our league. Why, you're probably the smartest and best dressed person we know!

Resting on Laurels

Resting on Laurels
There was only minutes left in the state championship, we were down by 5 points and who does the coach send in? That's right, me, Mister Dependable. Whats' that? I'm 42 but what does that matter...

The Law of Physics

The Law of Physics
Physics.Not just random mental wanderings of some smart guys in an ivory tower. Laws.

Sow's Ear

Sow's Ear
Doing the impossible with next to nothing? Being asked to step up while those around you are being let go? Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

Slap Therapy

Slap Therapy
Ever have an itch that you just can't scratch, and yet you know you shouldn't scratch it so you try whatever you can to get rid of it but you can't? This is like that.

You Jane

You Jane
Me make table. Me spin lathe. Me make loud noise in garage. Me Woodworker, you Jane

Half as Much

Half as Much
And just think what you might accomplish if you'd stop Screwing Up all together! Ever thought about that?

Cupertino

Cupertino
What? Where? The who? Oh - Apple Headquarters is there? In Cupertino? Never heard of them. The shirt? Oh THAT Cupertino. Uh, it's in Ariz -Nevad-Texas. Yea, its in Texas.

Garage Time

Garage Time
Garage Time: cheaper than therapy and you get to make stuff.

World's a Stage

World's a Stage
SO... how's that theater degree working out for ya? Getting really good at waiting tables? Or perhaps the world really isn't a stage but something more like a um... pit. Yea - like a pit of despair.

Schweddy

Schweddy
Never too salty, Schweddy Balls have for generations been a favorite Holiday Treat. Nobody can resist them, so Grab a Sack today!

Sans Personality

Sans Personality
If I close my eyes real tight and try to drown out your monotonic drivel...

So, what the hell is that?

So, what the hell is that?
You know what that is? No it aint that. Hey, what the hell is that?

A Man, A Beer, A Garage

A Man, A Beer, A Garage
A Man, A Beer, A Garage. Nuff said. except for the beer part. You can say that again.

Redundancy

Redundancy
Ever say the same thing twice again? Or say something else while speaking? Or say it again? Well Peter 'Dick' Johnson, maybe perhaps this T is the perfect shirt for you!

I Miss My Blanket

I Miss My Blanket
So soft. blankie wankie, my sweet blankie. Oh my blankie so warm blankie wankie oh blankie wankie I love you

Coffee Please

Coffee Please
Actually the "please" is considered optional and its left understood during the waking hours when its hard enough to put two syllables much less two words together.

Garage Time. Stat!

Garage Time. Stat!
Get this person to a garage immediately. Episodic delirium due to petrochemical aroma / airborne cellulose starvation or over exposure to color pink. Administer loud tool noises, beer and sports.

No 2

No 2
It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!

Hell Yeah!

Hell Yeah!
Not just yeah, but Hell Yeah! No doubts-count me in-I'm already there-where've you been-yeah

Save the Chocolate!

Save the Chocolate!
Other food is, well, other food. But Chocolate is Chocolate

Still Talking

Still Talking
Are you still talking? What if I make this face? Or how about I just walk away?

Consequence Free Pinellas

Consequence Free Pinellas
I guess they were too tired to weigh any of the facts. Or maybe someone was in a hurry to go on a cruise - something crazy like that.

I Miss My Bed

I Miss My Bed
Oh you don't even know. Weeks I've been on the road. Slab after slab of concrete disguised as mattresses with complementary bags of rocks pretending to be pillows.

Trees Fear Me

Trees Fear Me
Women adore me. Trees fear me. I'm what every man aspires to be. I'm a Woodworker.

Drink All Day

Drink All Day
Oh Sure, you might think you're drinking all day. But think about it: if you don't have your first until sometime after lunch are you really being honest with yourself?

Sacred Heart Hospital

Sacred Heart Hospital
Our number one test is your number two!

Hokey-Pokey Reality

Hokey-Pokey Reality
Actually, would it be so bad?

It Stays in My Garage

It Stays in My Garage
What am I doing out here? What am I not doing might be the better question.

Giant Crap Sandwich

Giant Crap Sandwich
I'll say. I guess it could be worse. It could be the other way around.

Shopping Cure

Shopping Cure
Not only cheaper, but think of how many shoes that money could buy!

Double Negatives

Double Negatives
Your shirts don't have nothing on these! You won't believe how much you're not going to hate them. If you don't have one then you ain't got none!

1 Power Tool

1 Power Tool
That's what we live for. More Power Tools.

I miss my garage

I miss my garage
You do too? I mean vacationing is nice and all, but all my tools are in the garage. And my projects! Who's going to work on my projects when I'm not there? How 'bout that?

Cougar-Hey Sailor!

Cougar-Hey Sailor!
Lookout! The Cougars are out. Mothers guard your sons!

No, I Am Spartacus

No, I Am Spartacus
Actually, truth be told, that first guy was Spartacus, I just said I was because everyone else did.

Stereophonic

Stereophonic
Stereophonic Baby!You can talk all the quadro-5.1-7.1 you'd like. For me its right and left and that's all I need. It's Bitchin!

Nothing You

Nothing You
Pretty much says it all. Nothing person...well actually it is personal

What Kitchen?

What Kitchen?
And so...what's this thingy with the knobs for? And this big box with cold stuff inside?

My Karma

My Karma
Your silly beliefs have no power over me! Nothing can defeat my Karma!

Make Noise

Make Noise
That's really what its about: Making Noise. Not toys or cabinets or shelves. Just Noise.

Zigged

Zigged
Ouch! That's going to leave a mark!

Rockinafreakopotomus

Rockinafreakopotomus
For those who are about to Rock, I salute you.

Fat Guys

Fat Guys
You're fat. You're broke. Why lie about it.

Langtry

Langtry
...and may God have mercy on your souls

Rocket Scientist

Rocket Scientist
Take that Saturnians! Dr. Zarkoff and I will seek our final revenge another day!

In Garage

In Garage
You know where you can find me.

Voices make good points

Voices make good points
Actually they're quite intelligent and persuasive!

I hate this map

I hate this map
I hate this weapon, I hate this map. I hate you.

Flaming Spaz

Flaming Spaz
Yea you heard me: A Flaming Spaz, a Total Nerd, a Klutzoid - thats you

Aliens

Aliens
Sure they're real. They even have softball teams.

Know Me?

Know Me?
Sure, play the amnesia card. Girls like lost puppies.

Not Lame

Not Lame
Its okay if you're not cool. Not being lame is the important thing

Tombstone

Tombstone
Tough ain't the half of it Virgil. Why that there gunfight was plenty O.K!

Cleverly

Cleverly
This way they see the adult on the outside is only a facade for your true childlike inner self.

At your service

At your service
There is money in plumbing!

Voices Discussing Your Future

Voices Discussing Your Future
I'm Sorry. Its in their hands now. And their decision is final. Do you think the voices have hands?

Space Patrol Theatre

Space Patrol Theatre
What will, what can our heroes do? Stay tuned next time to find out, and kids...don't forget your Ovaltine!

Three Wishes

Three Wishes
Abracadabra! Wow, thats fantasti - oh its just you.

Drunk Boar

Drunk Boar
How proud your mom must be!

Ray Gun Productions

Ray Gun Productions
It's Ray Gun Productions! (Whatever that is)

A Little Learning

A Little Learning
Believe you me!

People Person?

People Person?
My guess would be no.

Law of Gravity

Law of Gravity
Yea - try not obeying it and see what happens.

Other Car

Other Car
Not to mention the other one up on blocks I'm using for spare parts. But it'll be cherry someday!

Grump

Grump
Yea I'm grumpy, so leave me the hell alone! And don't be trying to make me laugh or cheer me up neither.

Midstream Horse

Midstream Horse
Find it hard to make it a decision? Made a decision you now regret? Have an urge to let every body know?
Well here's your shirt.

Valley Bowl

Valley Bowl
Bowling. The ultimate fitness sport for the whole family! Don't forget the beer and cheeseburgers!

Stress Carrier

Stress Carrier
Let people know just how high maintenance you are!

Craptastic!

Craptastic!
It more than great - better than fantastic... It's Craptastic!

Prevent Fires

Prevent Fires
You said it Mr. Match! But wait, if you can't think, how do you talk – not to mention care about the risk of fires?

Different Schools

Different Schools
Makes them stop and think for just a second... just long enough time to send over 'the vibe'

Sad Sack

Sad Sack
Just been one of those days

Comic Cussing

Comic Cussing
Let people know what you think about them without really letting people know what you think about them.

3D Monsters

3D Monsters
Alien Assassins, Scientists, 3D. Now thats a movie!

Your Age - Pluto

Your Age - Pluto
Just like that. 8 planets. Change the books. Stop looking at it. Its dead.

Two Robots

Two Robots
Pretend it's your company. Or a friend of your cousin's ex-boyfriend's brother. Who cares? Its robots and robots are in right now.

You're Ugly

You're Ugly
Potentially flattering to someone who actually is ugly. And desperate. Or at least its a way to say you're better than everyone else. There's that.

Mr. Bailout

Mr. Bailout
Damn its good to be a Banksta.

Voices Meeting

Voices Meeting
And most likely they're discussing what to do about you.

TV Dinner

TV Dinner
Have a happy hubby, keep your hubby happy, when your hubby's chubby, he's a happy pappy!

You Look

You Look
Nothing personal, its just that, well, everyone looks better after a few.

3Dimension

3Dimension
And then this guy went to punch him and he missed and his fist came right out at us and it looked like we were going to get hit and everyone went AHHH and it was really funny. Cool.

Epic Failure

Epic Failure
Not slight. Not systematic. Epic. A failure so large it begins to look Biblical in proportion. That would be you. Or whoever you give this to.

Funky Bum

Funky Bum
Yea, he's funky. Believe you me. F-U-N-K-Y. Somebody throw him a stimulus package or sumpin!

Hi You'll Do

Hi You'll Do
Just what you do is up to you.



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