"Something in Elvish"

People will ask you, "What does your shirt say?" And you will respond, "Something in Elvish," because that's exactly what it says. But they will still ask, "Ok, but what does it actually say?" To which you will reply, "It actually says, 'Something in Elvish.'" Then they will probably claim that you don't know what your own shirt says. But you can assure them that you do, and that it in fact says, "Something in Elvish." At this point they will just get frustrated and you will just chuckle smugly.