Offensive, Funny, Rude, Cool t-shirts

 
   
 
Browse Designs
» HOME
» BUMPERSTICKERS
» SPRUNG KIDS
» CUSTOM DESIGNS
» FAQ
» CONTACT US


 
 

DON'T KNOW -DON'T CARE '08

DON'T KNOW -DON'T CARE '08
For those of us who really don't care who wins the election. Apathetics and Independants unite!

ME FAIL ENGLISH?

ME FAIL ENGLISH?
A quote by Ralph Wiggum, one of the best lines in Simpsons history. Get it now!

RUNNER UP EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

RUNNER UP EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Not good enough for number one? 2nd best - nothing to be ashamed of. Go get'em, tiger.

YOU BREAKIN' MY BALLS!

YOU BREAKIN' MY BALLS!
Teach this classic to your nephew, niece or the neighbors kid. Their parents will thank you for it.

WEATHER REPORT - TODAY'S FORECAST

WEATHER REPORT - TODAY'S FORECAST
Today's forecast - sunny and high with hazy conditions around 4:20 this afternoon.

BE UNIQUE - BARCODE

BE UNIQUE - BARCODE
Be Unique. Stand out from the rest with this cool t-shirt. Originality is smart.

Kids Stuff

Kids Stuff
T-shirts, bodysuits and more coming soon for your little Satan. Oh I mean your little child. Your sweet, darling little child.

CAT FIGHT

CAT FIGHT
Nothing like a good cat fight to liven things up. Make'm laugh with this great tee from sprung shirts!

BE UNIQUE, GET INKED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

BE UNIQUE, GET INKED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Unique - Not being the 20 millionth person to get a barb wire, tribal, or rose tattoo.

MY BREASTS

MY BREASTS
Big or small we love them all! Grab this t-shirt for good laughs all around.

CORN DOGS - THE NEW TASTE SENSATION

CORN DOGS - THE NEW TASTE SENSATION
A hot dog covered in bread batter and fried on a stick. A new flavor wave is upon us!

SO MUCH TO DO

SO MUCH TO DO
Overworked? Not enough labor available? Just plain lazy? Cute, Stylish and Cool!

No! You Grow Up!

No! You Grow Up!
I'm rubber, you're glue. I know you are but what am I. Ah, the classics.

AVAILABLE IN SPANISH

AVAILABLE IN SPANISH
When they ask you about this shirt tell them "No Hable Ingles". Just for the look on their face.

JESUS LOVES MY TEAM

JESUS LOVES MY TEAM
Didn't know Jesus loves your team more than others? With this tee have a higher power on your side!

Runner Up Employee of the Month

Runner Up Employee of the Month
Fans of The Office and people who take work with a grain of salt, this shirt is for you!

HEADLESS

HEADLESS
We don't know what the hell this means either but we like it. Just a headless dude.

CAMEL TOE

CAMEL TOE
Check it out, the newest fashion statement for '07!

JENIUS

JENIUS
Jenius - Genius, it's all the same right? I'm a Rocket Surgeon just so you know.

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
Looking for a new BF/GF? Get this shirt and advertise yourself

NOT ACCEPTING APPS FOR NEW BOYFRIENDS

NOT ACCEPTING APPS FOR NEW BOYFRIENDS
Currently dating? Just want them to back off? Let'm know what you're NOT looking for.

OTHER STUFF

OTHER STUFF
Own a car? Throw one of our stickers on the back end and see the looks you get while driving in style. Just don't get pulled over by the cops.

BRAINY TEES

BRAINY TEES
This is our new section of gear designed for all our cool, smart customers! Check it out!

WHAT WOULD BUDDHA DO?

WHAT WOULD BUDDHA DO?
Get this great shirt and reach enlightenment from 15-29 dollars.

UNINDICTED CO-CONSPIRATOR

UNINDICTED CO-CONSPIRATOR
Be proud! Wear it to your local courthouse.

YOU LOOK F*UCKING GREAT

YOU LOOK F*UCKING GREAT
Treat yourself or someone cool with this funny mirrored, note to self tee. In 3 text colors: Green, Black and Yellow.

This is in Chinese

This is in Chinese
Wear it just for the look on their faces. Have a good laugh at their expense too!

100% ORIGINAL-ISH

100% ORIGINAL-ISH
For those of us who aren't quite all there, this shirt is for you!

SINGLE-ISH

SINGLE-ISH
We're all kinda single-ish. Depends on how many beers we've had, right?

BARK LIKE A DOG

BARK LIKE A DOG
I'll make you Bark like a dog. A Caddyshack qoute good for conversation and dirty looks.

STOOPID IS AS STOOPID DOES

STOOPID IS AS STOOPID DOES
My mamma told me...

PERSONA NON GRATA

PERSONA NON GRATA
An unwelcome or unwanted person. Outcasts, intellectuals or misfits, all are welcome here.

ANCORA IMPARO

ANCORA IMPARO
"I am still learning" a quote from Michelangelo.

IN VINO VERTIAS

IN VINO VERTIAS
In Vino Veritas = In wine there is truth. The greeks had it right when they said these 3 words.

ADVERTISE HERE

ADVERTISE HERE
Screw all the big advertising firms, start your own graassroots ad campaign. All you need is this shirt and a marker.

BEEN THERE DRANK THAT

BEEN THERE DRANK THAT
Get the t-shirt that says it all in four words.

BOCCE BALLS

BOCCE BALLS
You got'em. Be proud. Just don't give anyone a black eye with those things.

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD
Sleep is for the other side. Party hard and live life to the fullest.

24/7 HIGH

24/7 HIGH
I can count two days this year I haven't been high: what's your excuse? Get this funny tshirt in many stlyes!

NECROPHILLIACS DO IT TO DEATH

NECROPHILLIACS DO IT TO DEATH
Just in case others didn't know by now this is what necrophilliacs do. To death.



Top 100 Shops on Cafepress Funny T-Shirts Funny T-Shirts,Offensive T-Shirts,Political T-Shirts,Gaming T-Shirts,Wierd T-Shirts,Womens T-Shirts
Customer Service
Where's My Stuff?
  • Track your recent orders.
  • View or change your order.
  • Shipping & Returns
  • See our shipping rates.
  • Make a return or exchange.
  • Need Help?
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed.
  • Visit our Customer Service.
  •  
    Powered by CafePress