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Totally Bitchin' Winning	Winning!	Winning Sheen Baseball
Malibu Messiah	Winning Irish Celtic Cross	Winning
Team Winning	Total Bitchin Rock Star from Mars	Seven Gram Rocks
Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA Some people have great DNA, some don't. Charlie Sheen, for example, is pretty magical.	Can't is the Cancer of Happening	Bi-Winning Isn't Everything
Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning T-Shirts You can't handle his brain. It's called passion. You might call it bipolar, he calls it bi-winning! The Goddesses agree.	Deny, Deny, Deny Deny, Deny, Deny! It's what worked for Ronnie. It could work for you too!	Dexter Girl
My Heart Belongs to Dexter	Lumen Pierce	The Barrel Girls
Dexter Monster Quote	Dexter Logo	Funny Dexter Quote
Dexter Blood Spatter Part time blood spatter analyst, part time killer, part time father, Dexter has his hands full. Find this bone chilling bloody design on t-shirts here.	Dexter Jordan Chase T-Shirt That's the sound of your life running out... tick tick tick. Jordan Chase, full time motivational speaker, part time serial killer mastermind.	Funny Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirts Don't touch my junk! These funny anti TSA shirts are the perfect way to remind everyone about this funny airport incident and YouTube sensation.
Fresh to Death	Funny Massachusetts Weed T-Shirts It's not a real place, actually. It's more of a state of mind. Find this funny Massachusetts t-shirt available also on stickers, mugs, and sweatshirts.	Oh Sookie T-Shirts Oh Sookie! Let me get in your head. Oh Sookie! We can lay in the bed. Get down with the D-O-double-G with these cool Gangsta style Oh Sookie t-shirts.
Dexter Nice Day for a Cruise Dexter Morgan always knows when it's the best time to take a cruise. Biodegradable trash bags not included. Find Dexter t-shirts here.	Volturi Twilight T-Shirts They're the vampires in charge. They're Italian. You're never supposed to mess with an Italian, especially a 3,000 year old Italian vampire.	Twilight Eclipse
Jack is the New Jacob	Lost: The Island T-Shirts Love Lost, show your deep knowledge of the show, and respect the Island with t-shirts and gifts here!	Impeach George W. Washington John Hancock may have had the most hilarious last name of any of the people that signed the Declaration of Independence, but Tracy Jordan points out he's a hipocrite, along with other slave owners of
Lost Girl	I Survived Snowicane T-Shirts There's only been one. The dreaded snowicane came, it snowed, it blew (wind). Give yourself a pat on the back as a snowicane survivor with these funny t-shirts.	Walkabout John Locke T-Shirts Don't tell me what I can't do! Take a walkabout like John Locke from Lost, and find out what you're really made of.
Mr Clucks Chicken T-Shirts Mmm, mmm mmm, Mr. Cluck's Chicken! It's chicken heaven, as Hurley says (who happens to be both the luckiest and unluckiest person in the world). Find Mr. Clucks Chicken T-Shirts here.	Oceanic Airlines T-Shirts Love Lost? Be part of the crew with these Oceanic Airlines t-shirts and gifts!	Drive Shaft T-Shirts Love DriveSHAFT and their huge chart topping hit on Lost, "You All Everybody"? Find DriveSHAFT t-shirts and gifts here!
Lost Dharma Initiative	Baby Got Brach Baby got Brach. This dinosaur design isn't just for kids, it's for the kid at heart. Rock the Brach on our t-shirts, or slap a bumper sticker on your car.	That's How I Roll How do you roll? Swiss cake, dinner, sweet, bulkie, or cinnamon roll? Personally, I roll cinnamon.
So Sweet For sweetiepies, sweets lovers, cinnamonbunaholics, Angels, and cute kids, this so sweet design was made just for (all of) you.	Funny Painters T-Shirts Funny gifts for painters like our t-shirts, hats, and more. Because painters really know how to spread 'em.	Funny Mechanics T-Shirts Great gift for mechanics. This funny t-shirt features a guy checking something with his dipstick. Probably the fluids.
Funny Artists T-Shirts Artists do more than just get creative in their work - they get creative in the sack, too.	Funny Bartenders T-Shirts Bartenders know how to shake it. Behind the counter, in their bedroom, wherever, they're down for it.	Baristas Brew it Better Leave it to the coffee and espresso pros, the baristas, to serve up a tasty brew anytime you need.
Funny Handyman T-Shirts Handymen work wonders. No matter what needs fixing, they can figure it out with their trusty tools.	Funny Truck Drivers Shirts Get the ride of a lifetime with this funny truck drivers t-shirt. Guaranteed to get you some truckstop tail.	Coffee Girls Coffee girls know how to keep it hot. Steaming hot.
Funny Carpenters T-Shirts Any carpenter would be happy to use their wood on you to help get the job done.	Funny Plumbers T-Shirts Have a drain that needs to be unclogged? Call your local plumber and he'll unclog that pipe for you in no time.	Sorry You're Just a Tool Relive that moment of disappointment on the faces of those failing tools or give a message to anyone that you don't feel like talking to with this anti tool t-shirt.
Dexter Slice of Life Boat It's a peculiar name for a boat given that Dexter is a serial killer, don't you think? Dexter's boat docked in Miami, as seen on this t-shirt.	I Love Sloppy Seconds Sloppy seconds. It's kind of like recycling, only you're getting the aluminum can after it's been used once already.	Roofers Do it on the Roof Roofers are good at what they do, especially when it involves being on the roof. Great gift idea for roofers and anyone with a sense of humor.
Fellowship of the Sun It's time to let the light of day shine from the Fellowship of the Sun, people.	Bon Temps Area 5 Vampires, humans and shapeshifters coexist (sort of) in the town of Bon Temps Louisiana, also known as Area 5.	Quileute Spirit Wolf Pay homage to the spirit wolf shape shifter from the Twilight New Moon film with this vintage style Quileute design on t-shirts and apparel!
Funny Contractors T-Shirts Contractors know how to nail it. They're good with that old hammer, what can we say.	Garlic Vampire Repellent Repelling vampires the natural way for decades, garlic has many uses. Results may vary. Get this funny vampire shirt design on our tank tops, hoodies and more!	Just Say No to V
Renard Parish Public Works The now famous road crew for Renard Parish as seen on this anti-fangbangers t-shirt!	Forks Washington Werewolves, vampires, beautiful coastline, full moons, what's not to like about Forks Washington from the Twilight Saga?	La Push Wolf The howling good town featured in Twilight and Twilight New Moon as featured on this cool t-shirt!
Dexter Miami Weather Another beautiful day in Miami...mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers.	I Really Need to Kill A quote from the TV show Dexter, where he says "I really need to...kill somebody."	Trinity Killer T-Shirts Evading authority's for decades, the Trinity Killer kills in threes... then blends back into society! Luckily, Dexter Morgan is on to him.
Free Weezy	Bay Harbor Butcher For the freshest cuts in all of Miami! Based on the hit TV show, Dexter, find this design on t-shirts, sweatshirts, totes, and apparel.	Tiny Wiener Dacshund Dacshunds, aka the wiener dog, are just too easy of a joke to not go for. Sorry. And sorry to anyone with a real tiny wiener if we offended.
Daddy's Little Tax Deduction The more the merrier! That's what Daddy always said, right? The more kids we have, the merrier my tax rebate.	Mommy's Little Tax Deduction Oh, isn't he cute! I named him "line 36," this one is "line 37," and we call this one "dependent." They're our precious little tax deductions!	Party Like It's 1979 Party like it's 1979 with this vintage, retro 70's design on our funny t-shirts, onesies, and sweatshirts!