Sour Puss Tees 

Welcome to Sour Puss Tees! Funny t-shirts guaranteed to leave a bad taste in your mouth. We'll be adding new designs weekly to our store, so stop on by again soon!

Totally Bitchin' Winning

Winning!

Winning Sheen Baseball

Malibu Messiah

Winning Irish Celtic Cross

Winning

Team Winning

Total Bitchin Rock Star from Mars

Seven Gram Rocks

Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA

Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA
Some people have great DNA, some don't. Charlie Sheen, for example, is pretty magical.

Can't is the Cancer of Happening

Bi-Winning Isn't Everything

Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning T-Shirts

Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning T-Shirts
You can't handle his brain. It's called passion. You might call it bipolar, he calls it bi-winning! The Goddesses agree.

Deny, Deny, Deny

Deny, Deny, Deny
Deny, Deny, Deny! It's what worked for Ronnie. It could work for you too!

Dexter Girl

My Heart Belongs to Dexter

Lumen Pierce

The Barrel Girls

Dexter Monster Quote

Dexter Logo

Funny Dexter Quote

Dexter Blood Spatter

Dexter Blood Spatter
Part time blood spatter analyst, part time killer, part time father, Dexter has his hands full. Find this bone chilling bloody design on t-shirts here.

Dexter Jordan Chase T-Shirt

Dexter Jordan Chase T-Shirt
That's the sound of your life running out... tick tick tick. Jordan Chase, full time motivational speaker, part time serial killer mastermind.

Funny Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirts

Funny Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirts
Don't touch my junk! These funny anti TSA shirts are the perfect way to remind everyone about this funny airport incident and YouTube sensation.

Fresh to Death

Funny Massachusetts Weed T-Shirts

Funny Massachusetts Weed T-Shirts
It's not a real place, actually. It's more of a state of mind. Find this funny Massachusetts t-shirt available also on stickers, mugs, and sweatshirts.

Oh Sookie T-Shirts

Oh Sookie T-Shirts
Oh Sookie! Let me get in your head. Oh Sookie! We can lay in the bed. Get down with the D-O-double-G with these cool Gangsta style Oh Sookie t-shirts.

Dexter Nice Day for a Cruise

Dexter Nice Day for a Cruise
Dexter Morgan always knows when it's the best time to take a cruise. Biodegradable trash bags not included. Find Dexter t-shirts here.

Volturi Twilight T-Shirts

Volturi Twilight T-Shirts
They're the vampires in charge. They're Italian. You're never supposed to mess with an Italian, especially a 3,000 year old Italian vampire.

Twilight Eclipse

Jack is the New Jacob

Lost: The Island T-Shirts

Lost: The Island T-Shirts
Love Lost, show your deep knowledge of the show, and respect the Island with t-shirts and gifts here!

Impeach George W. Washington

Impeach George W. Washington
John Hancock may have had the most hilarious last name of any of the people that signed the Declaration of Independence, but Tracy Jordan points out he's a hipocrite, along with other slave owners of

Lost Girl

I Survived Snowicane T-Shirts

I Survived Snowicane T-Shirts
There's only been one. The dreaded snowicane came, it snowed, it blew (wind). Give yourself a pat on the back as a snowicane survivor with these funny t-shirts.

Walkabout John Locke T-Shirts

Walkabout John Locke T-Shirts
Don't tell me what I can't do! Take a walkabout like John Locke from Lost, and find out what you're really made of.

Mr Clucks Chicken T-Shirts

Mr Clucks Chicken T-Shirts
Mmm, mmm mmm, Mr. Cluck's Chicken! It's chicken heaven, as Hurley says (who happens to be both the luckiest and unluckiest person in the world). Find Mr. Clucks Chicken T-Shirts here.

Oceanic Airlines T-Shirts

Oceanic Airlines T-Shirts
Love Lost? Be part of the crew with these Oceanic Airlines t-shirts and gifts!

Drive Shaft T-Shirts

Drive Shaft T-Shirts
Love DriveSHAFT and their huge chart topping hit on Lost, "You All Everybody"? Find DriveSHAFT t-shirts and gifts here!

Lost Dharma Initiative

Baby Got Brach

Baby Got Brach
Baby got Brach. This dinosaur design isn't just for kids, it's for the kid at heart. Rock the Brach on our t-shirts, or slap a bumper sticker on your car.

That's How I Roll

That's How I Roll
How do you roll? Swiss cake, dinner, sweet, bulkie, or cinnamon roll? Personally, I roll cinnamon.

So Sweet

So Sweet
For sweetiepies, sweets lovers, cinnamonbunaholics, Angels, and cute kids, this so sweet design was made just for (all of) you.

Funny Painters T-Shirts

Funny Painters T-Shirts
Funny gifts for painters like our t-shirts, hats, and more. Because painters really know how to spread 'em.

Funny Mechanics T-Shirts

Funny Mechanics T-Shirts
Great gift for mechanics. This funny t-shirt features a guy checking something with his dipstick. Probably the fluids.

Funny Artists T-Shirts

Funny Artists T-Shirts
Artists do more than just get creative in their work - they get creative in the sack, too.

Funny Bartenders T-Shirts

Funny Bartenders T-Shirts
Bartenders know how to shake it. Behind the counter, in their bedroom, wherever, they're down for it.

Baristas Brew it Better

Baristas Brew it Better
Leave it to the coffee and espresso pros, the baristas, to serve up a tasty brew anytime you need.

Funny Handyman T-Shirts

Funny Handyman T-Shirts
Handymen work wonders. No matter what needs fixing, they can figure it out with their trusty tools.

Funny Truck Drivers Shirts

Funny Truck Drivers Shirts
Get the ride of a lifetime with this funny truck drivers t-shirt. Guaranteed to get you some truckstop tail.

Coffee Girls

Coffee Girls
Coffee girls know how to keep it hot. Steaming hot.

Funny Carpenters T-Shirts

Funny Carpenters T-Shirts
Any carpenter would be happy to use their wood on you to help get the job done.

Funny Plumbers T-Shirts

Funny Plumbers T-Shirts
Have a drain that needs to be unclogged? Call your local plumber and he'll unclog that pipe for you in no time.

Sorry You're Just a Tool

Sorry You're Just a Tool
Relive that moment of disappointment on the faces of those failing tools or give a message to anyone that you don't feel like talking to with this anti tool t-shirt.

Dexter Slice of Life Boat

Dexter Slice of Life Boat
It's a peculiar name for a boat given that Dexter is a serial killer, don't you think? Dexter's boat docked in Miami, as seen on this t-shirt.

I Love Sloppy Seconds

I Love Sloppy Seconds
Sloppy seconds. It's kind of like recycling, only you're getting the aluminum can after it's been used once already.

Roofers Do it on the Roof

Roofers Do it on the Roof
Roofers are good at what they do, especially when it involves being on the roof. Great gift idea for roofers and anyone with a sense of humor.

Fellowship of the Sun

Fellowship of the Sun
It's time to let the light of day shine from the Fellowship of the Sun, people.

Bon Temps Area 5

Bon Temps Area 5
Vampires, humans and shapeshifters coexist (sort of) in the town of Bon Temps Louisiana, also known as Area 5.

Quileute Spirit Wolf

Quileute Spirit Wolf
Pay homage to the spirit wolf shape shifter from the Twilight New Moon film with this vintage style Quileute design on t-shirts and apparel!

Funny Contractors T-Shirts

Funny Contractors T-Shirts
Contractors know how to nail it. They're good with that old hammer, what can we say.

Garlic Vampire Repellent

Garlic Vampire Repellent
Repelling vampires the natural way for decades, garlic has many uses. Results may vary. Get this funny vampire shirt design on our tank tops, hoodies and more!

Just Say No to V

Renard Parish Public Works

Renard Parish Public Works
The now famous road crew for Renard Parish as seen on this anti-fangbangers t-shirt!

Forks Washington

Forks Washington
Werewolves, vampires, beautiful coastline, full moons, what's not to like about Forks Washington from the Twilight Saga?

La Push Wolf

La Push Wolf
The howling good town featured in Twilight and Twilight New Moon as featured on this cool t-shirt!

Dexter Miami Weather

Dexter Miami Weather
Another beautiful day in Miami...mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers.

I Really Need to Kill

I Really Need to Kill
A quote from the TV show Dexter, where he says "I really need to...kill somebody."

Trinity Killer T-Shirts

Trinity Killer T-Shirts
Evading authority's for decades, the Trinity Killer kills in threes... then blends back into society! Luckily, Dexter Morgan is on to him.

Free Weezy

Bay Harbor Butcher

Bay Harbor Butcher
For the freshest cuts in all of Miami! Based on the hit TV show, Dexter, find this design on t-shirts, sweatshirts, totes, and apparel.

Tiny Wiener Dacshund

Tiny Wiener Dacshund
Dacshunds, aka the wiener dog, are just too easy of a joke to not go for. Sorry. And sorry to anyone with a real tiny wiener if we offended.

Daddy's Little Tax Deduction

Daddy's Little Tax Deduction
The more the merrier! That's what Daddy always said, right? The more kids we have, the merrier my tax rebate.

Mommy's Little Tax Deduction

Mommy's Little Tax Deduction
Oh, isn't he cute! I named him "line 36," this one is "line 37," and we call this one "dependent." They're our precious little tax deductions!

Party Like It's 1979

Party Like It's 1979
Party like it's 1979 with this vintage, retro 70's design on our funny t-shirts, onesies, and sweatshirts!


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» Totally Bitchin' Winning
» Winning!
» Winning Sheen Baseball
» Malibu Messiah
» Winning Irish Celtic Cross
» Winning
» Team Winning
» Total Bitchin Rock Star from Mars
» Seven Gram Rocks
» Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA
» Can't is the Cancer of Happening
» Bi-Winning Isn't Everything
» Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning T-Shirts
» Deny, Deny, Deny
» Dexter Girl
» My Heart Belongs to Dexter
» Lumen Pierce
» The Barrel Girls
» Dexter Monster Quote
» Dexter Logo
» Funny Dexter Quote
» Dexter Blood Spatter
» Dexter Jordan Chase T-Shirt
» Funny Don't Touch My Junk T-Shirts
» Fresh to Death
» Funny Massachusetts Weed T-Shirts
» Oh Sookie T-Shirts
» Dexter Nice Day for a Cruise
» Volturi Twilight T-Shirts
» Twilight Eclipse
» Jack is the New Jacob
» Lost: The Island T-Shirts
» Impeach George W. Washington
» Lost Girl
» I Survived Snowicane T-Shirts
» Walkabout John Locke T-Shirts
» Mr Clucks Chicken T-Shirts
» Oceanic Airlines T-Shirts
» Drive Shaft T-Shirts
» Lost Dharma Initiative
» Baby Got Brach
» That's How I Roll
» So Sweet
» Funny Painters T-Shirts
» Funny Mechanics T-Shirts
» Funny Artists T-Shirts
» Funny Bartenders T-Shirts
» Baristas Brew it Better
» Funny Handyman T-Shirts
» Funny Truck Drivers Shirts
» Coffee Girls
» Funny Carpenters T-Shirts
» Funny Plumbers T-Shirts
» Sorry You're Just a Tool
» Dexter Slice of Life Boat
» I Love Sloppy Seconds
» Roofers Do it on the Roof
» Fellowship of the Sun
» Bon Temps Area 5
» Quileute Spirit Wolf
» Funny Contractors T-Shirts
» Garlic Vampire Repellent
» Just Say No to V
» Renard Parish Public Works
» Forks Washington
» La Push Wolf
» Dexter Miami Weather
» I Really Need to Kill
» Trinity Killer T-Shirts
» Free Weezy
» Bay Harbor Butcher
» Tiny Wiener Dacshund
» Daddy's Little Tax Deduction
» Mommy's Little Tax Deduction
» Party Like It's 1979

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