Snottee Online Store : Dating Tees

Wear your heart on your chest with these tongue-in-cheek reflections on dating in this day and age.

Happily Married We are happily married, she's happy, I'm married!	Beauty Beauty is only a lightswitch away!	Ugly Women Friends don't let friends go home with ugly women!
If you love something If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's ours .... if it doesn't, hunt it down and KILL it!	Play Your Cards Right Not subtle, possibly obnoxious, definitely presumptious but if they don't like it they can f@#k off!	Ass, Gas or Grass With current gas prices we revive an expression from the 70's - nobody rides for free!
You Had Me At Get Lost! An interesting take on a popular movie line!