
Snide, cynical sentiments that you can't find anywhere else! (maybe you can. but they won't be as sincere as we are. we are some miserable, miserable bastards.)


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Fitted T-Shirt$19.00
The Heimlich Shirt$11.00


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Mug$11.50
Angry kitten mug (large)$12.99
Ailment mousepad$11.50
Wrathful Jesus Journal$10.99
Bear traps for Santa$4.49


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