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This is the Smiling Assassin Productions online store. We're the official sponsors of the "Mad-as-Hell" Party and can provide you with appropriate wear, buttons and stickers to help further the cause of little people everywhere who are tired of Big Brother politics.

No Newt is good newts No Newt is good newts! Show how you feel about the candidates with our funny buttons and magnets.	Our Adult Humor Items Something funny, something saucy, you'll find it here!	2.25" Button $3.49
2.25" Button (10 pack) $18.99	3.5" Button $3.99	3.5" Button (10 pack) $24.99
Rectangle Magnet $4.19	Rectangle Magnet (10 pack) $25.99	Car Magnet 20 x 12 $14.99
Magnet $3.99	Value T-shirt $13.99	White T-Shirt $23.99
Long Sleeve T-Shirt $29.99	Light T-Shirt $23.99	Fitted T-Shirt $26.99
Value T-shirt $14.99	Men's Sleeveless Tee $23.99	Men's Tank Top $22.49
White T-Shirt $19.99	Long Sleeve T-Shirt $24.99	Performance Dry T-Shirt $34.99
Light T-Shirt $19.99	Baseball Jersey $22.99	Fitted T-Shirt $22.99
Men's Sleeveless Tee $19.99	Men's Tank Top $18.99