Sailor Moon: Abridged - The Store 
Welcome to Sailor Moon: Abridged - The Store. Here you can find SMA jokes slapped onto every piece of merchandise your little heart could desire*.
*Actual results may vary. Cafepress informed us some of the merchandise objects we wanted were... not legal, to put it bluntly.
Sailor Moon Quotes She's a woman on a mission - to find some twinkies ASAP! Sport your favorite quotes from everyone's favorite bulimic, high-pitched, cry baby heroine! |
Sailor Mercury Quotes Sailor Mercury is shy, smart, quiet, and under appreciated! Show some love for this completely useless heroine! |
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Sailor Mars Quotes Sailor Mars is a depraved and twisted soul... and we all love her for it! Show your love for this sick individual! |
What a Sneaky Elephant! This elephant is on the run! Those green sneakers aren't just normal green sneakers - they help him sneak around in the grass! What a sneaky elephant! |
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The Energy Song! This energy-sucking computer may confuse your friends - but don't worry! You can sing them the smash-hit "Give Me Your Energy!" song, and all will be well! |
