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Welcome to SMART-A** APPAREL! ALL ORIGINAL DESIGNS full of humor & fun attitude! T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, hats, coffee mugs, office supplies, stickers, magnets & buttons. Great for gag gifts! Is there something you want printed on a tee, hat or mug? Send any requests for special-orders or personalized items to: DENNIS@EYECOREIMAGES.COM.

Will you go to the Prom with me?

Ride

RIDE

GUMP 4 PREZ

UMPH

I LOVE DIRT

SKI NAKED

BOO-YOW

SOCCER MOM

ORCA YIN YANG

JUST RIDE (BIKER)

GOOBER

GOOBER
GOOBER

FUNKYTOWN, USA

FUNKYTOWN, USA
FUNKYTOWN, USA

FUNKY TOWN USA

FUNKY TOWN USA
FUNKY TOWN USA

GREAT 1

GREAT 1
GREAT 1

Chilln'

SIS

BRO

BAND #1

8 BALL

PJ

PJ
PJ

TREE HUGGER

ugh!

OH MY

OH MY
OH MY

R.E.M. STATE

YOU'RE D'BOMB

SKI NAKED

JUST JAM

ALL STARZ

Mr. Nice Guy

JJ

LIVE WITH UMPH

BACON HOG

LOVE, LOVE ME DO!

LOVE, LOVE ME DO!
LOVE, LOVE ME DO!

FUNKY TOWN

FUNKY TOWN
FUNKY TOWN

STOKED

STOKED
STOKED

KNUCKLE HEAD U

KNUCKLE HEAD U
KNUCKLE HEAD U

PORK U

PORK U
PORK U

WIRED STATE

WIRED STATE
WIRED STATE

SMARTY PANTS STATE

OLD FART U

SMART ASS STATE

SMART ASS STATE
SMART ASS STATE

SILLY GOOSE STATE

SILLY GOOSE STATE
SILLY GOOSE STATE

STAY GOLD

STAY GOLD
STAY GOLD

RIDE LIKE HELL

SOME 1

SOME 1
SOME 1

ROCK HARD STATE

ROCK HARD

CHOSEN 1

CHOSEN 1
CHOSEN 1

COUNTY JAIL

COUNTY JAIL
COUNTY JAIL

WISE 1

WISE 1
WISE 1

GENUINE HUM DINGER

GENUINE HUM DINGER
GENUINE HUM DINGER

GOOD 2 GIZZO

GOOD 2 GIZZO
GOOD 2 GIZZO

WHAT 4

LOVE 4 SALE

WORD

WORD
WORD

STOKED STATE

STOKED STATE
STOKED STATE

OK THEN

SMACK U

FREAKY STATE

FREAKY STATE
FREAKY STATE

FUNKY STATE

FUNKY STATE
FUNKY STATE

ALTERED STATE

ALTERED STATE
ALTERED STATE

FEED YOUR HEAD WITH GOOD SHIT

FEED YOUR HEAD WITH GOOD SHIT
FEED YOUR HEAD WITH GOOD SHIT

BOOGIE DOWN

SMART ASS DESIGN

SMART ASS DESIGN
SMART ASS DESIGN

OUT OF ORDER

OUT OF ORDER
OUT OF ORDER

EVERCRABBY & BITCH

EVERCRABBY & BITCH
EVERCRABBY & BITCH

FUCK CANCER! RIBBON

FUCK CANCER! RIBBON
FUCK CANCER! RIBBON

SNAFU

SNAFU
SNAFU

FUBAR

FUBAR
FUBAR

PUNNY PHUCK

PUNNY PHUCK
PUNNY PHUCK

PSYCHO

PSYCHO
PSYCHO

MOFO

MOFO
MOFO

MOJO MOFO

MOJO MOFO
MOJO MOFO

FILL YOUR HEAD WITH GOOD SHIT

THE GOOD SHIT ALWAYS

THE GOOD SHIT ALWAYS
THE GOOD SHIT ALWAYS

IT IZ WHAT IT IZ

IT IZ WHAT IT IZ
IT IZ WHAT IT IZ or IT IS WHAT IT IS

FINGERING PYGMY

FINGERING PYGMY
FINGERING PYGMY

F-BOMB

F-BOMB
HUCK AN F-BOMB... WHAT THE...

MANIAC

MANIAC
MANIAC

EVERY BURP IS ONE LESS FART

EVERY BURP IS ONE LESS FART
EVERY BURP IS ONE LESS FART

SKULL SHADY

SKULL SHADY
SKULL SHADY... SMOOTH BAD ASS!

WOOP-DI-FRIGGIN'-DOO

WOOP-DI-FRIGGIN'-DOO
WOOP-DI-FRIGGIN'-DOO... Apathy Apparel.

IM > UR

IM > UR
IM > UR

HI!  HOW YOU DOIN'?

HI! HOW YOU DOIN'?
HI! HELLO! HOW YOU DOIN'?

I > U

I > U
I > U. ESPECIALLY IF...

SCREW U

SCREW U
SCREW U. AN INSULT OR A PORN COLLEGE? U PICK.

SCREW U - SCHOOL OF LAW

SCREW U - SCHOOL OF LAW
SCREW U - SCHOOL OF LAW

YANKS RULE!

YANKS RULE!
YANKS RULE! BASEBALL NEW YORK STYLE!

SOX

SOX
SOX... JUST FOR YOU SOX FANS.

OZ

OZ
OZ

OH HELL NO

OH HELL NO
OH HELL NO

FREE

NUT

NUT
NUT

TWO THUMBS UP!

GO THATAWAY

GO THATAWAY
GO THATAWAY

PEACE

PEACE
PEACE ON EARTH! & THE MIDDLE EAST!

TWO BEERS, PLEASE!

TWO BEERS, PLEASE!
TWO BEERS, PLEASE!

PEACE IS COOL

PEACE IS COOL
PEACE IS COOL IN LAY-MANS SIGN LANGUAGE.

HANDS UP

HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

THUMBS UP

THUMBS UP
THUMBS UP, BRO! LIKE, RIGHT ON!

HI!

HI!
HI! HELLO! HOW ARE YOU?

MOVE

THE DOG DID IT

THE DOG DID IT
THE DOG DID IT. ALWAYS BLAME THE DOG!

YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.
YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

WTF

WTF
WTF. WHO, WHAT, WHERE &/or WHY THE...

YO MAMA

CITY JAIL

CITY JAIL
CITY JAIL. GEAR FOR CONVICTS, CROOKS & CRIMINALS.

PU YOU STINK

PU YOU STINK
PU YOU STINK.

PEACE OF ASS

PEACE OF ASS
PEACE OF ASS. GOODIES FOR SEXY PACIFISTS & HIPPIES.

MR. MELLOW

MR. MELLOW
MR. MELLOW

THIN THE HERD

THIN THE HERD
THIN THE HERD

CRAP!

CRAP!
CRAP!

SILLY GRIN GUY

SILLY GRIN GUY
SILLY GRIN GUY

MOODY CUTIES

MOODY CUTIES
MOODY CUTIES

LOONY BIN PHYS. ED.

LOONY BIN PHYS. ED.
LOONY BIN PHYS. ED. EXERCISE LIKE A NUT!

OFFICIAL SMART ASS APPAREL

OFFICIAL SMART ASS APPAREL
OFFICIAL SMART ASS APPAREL - SMART, SEXY, SILLY!

SMART ASS (E=MC2)

SMART ASS (E=MC2)
SMART ASS (E=MC2)-THIS ASS IS ENSTEIN SMART!

SMART ASS (JACKASS)

SMART ASS (JACKASS)
SMART ASS (JACKASS)

SMART ASS

SMART ASS
SMART ASS
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