Greetings nerds of the free world and members of the communist party. Here is ur standard issue shovel and shopping options. For risk of madness and skin conditions, please only spend ur money in this store. All other stores are stupid and probably talking shit about you behind ur back.
Our visitor's center is located at SmartAlexNation.Com. Please feel free to browse the brochures and sample the foreign hams. Bathrooms are for members only--to prevent crime, old gay truckers from blowing each other, and the occasional homeless diarrhea fight.
--ur neighborhood pinko.
ps. For questions, spankings, or to contact the leader of our “free” world, please electronically mail: smartalex@smartalexnation.com. Smart Alex Nation is a part of Alex Saves The World LLC and most swinger parties in the tri-state area.
Note: Try not to poop urself with excitement.
