Welcome to the Slow Review Shop. Total, cheesy sellout merchandise to plug our fabulous anti-brand. Each product has an opinion, and the opinion is free! (well, the shirt ain't). Stand by for ever-new wit and slogans on shirts. Or go to www.SlowReview.com for more.

The Not a Bloody Tourist shirt $18.99	What, Me Hurry? For the Ladies $17.99	Who Sponsors You? $18.99
The Slow Review lifestyle shirt $18.99