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Welcome to the official on-line store for The Slightly Warped Website! The items here, both manly and stylish, are also affordable and witty and, as an added incentive, all proceeds from this shop go towards keeping on the internet for the enjoyment of future generations of lazy slackers!


Evil Kitty Stuff

Evil Kitty Stuff
The Evil Kitty is sweeping the internet and soon... the world! Buy your stuff here!

Ezekiel 23:20

Ezekiel 23:20
Celebrating the dirtiest verse in the bible, this apparel will put you more in touch with your spirituality... or horse semen.


Nothing serious here... but pure stupid fun.

Stuff for Babies

Stuff for Babies
Dress your offspring with our creative catelouge of collective clothing!

Current Events

Current Events
Stuff for the here and now. Merchandise that reflects the issues of today... with a humerous slant.

Site Stuff

Site Stuff
Justice Squad, The Liam Smith Show, and more! All of the crap from The Slightly Warped Website is here for you to buy!

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