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Let's Roll (Vintage style scooter inspired tee)	Midget Tossing World Champion	'87 - A really bad year for hair.
DOLPHINS are just gay SHARKS	Cycling...Over 150 years of very itchy balls	Jazz Hands!
Giorgio plays the banjo - The world tour '83	I have the body of a God...Buddha	Please do not feed the DINOSAURS
I am the walrus!!	COOL STORY, BRO	Holy Mole-y!!
...Hey look! Squirrel!!	FA-KYU: Scottish Martial Arts	Deep Throat
Honey Bagder Don't Care	UP AND DRESSED...	Honey Bagder Don't Care
It's taken me years to look this good	I'm Surrounded by Idiots	It's only funny 'til someone gets hurt...
Hardwork never killed anyone...	Nice Beaver	I'm what the call a PLAYA
Get Down! ...And Boogie?	Catch me when I fall	You should just SMILE and BLOW me!
Damn it feels good to be a GANGSTA	I'm with the Douchebag	Irish for a day (Distressed Look)
Mime Artists are F***ing Annoying	California Dirt '84	I'm with Stupido
I'm with Stupid (Vintage Distressed look)	Sex Panther (Cologne for men)	Prose Before Hoes
Vintage Model Collage	Get naked and smile! (Vintage look)	Dreamstate 32
I just jizzed in my pants!	Naughty But Nice (70's Blue Graphics)	Midget Tossing World Champion 1997
The Man The Pecker	Reading is Fun (Vintage Look)	Burgers are Yummy
Sports Day '83	Screw you, HD Television!	Only playas wear bow ties
3D Glasses Colour Mix	Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!	P is for Playa
Kiss My Ass! (Vintage Distressed)	The Future Is Fabulous	Say hello to my little friend
There is a rhino loose in the city	Zombies Heart Me	OBL - World Hide and seek Champion 2001-2011
Sex Instructor - First lesson Free!	FA-KYU: Scottish Martial Arts	ZOMBIES just want me for my hot body!
ROAR Sex Appeal!	Stop! Hammertime?	'OUCH!!'
Cycling '79 Tour of the World (Retro Distressed)	GET TO DA CHOPPA!	Where's my hose at?
Banker Appreciation Day	This is my Tea Shirt	The J Team
Learn Karate (Classic Vintage Look)	ZOMBIES just want me for my hot body!	Scooter Modern (Vintage Look)
The best dressed man ever (Vintage 80s)	'80 Palm Springs, CA (Retro 80's tee)	Eighties Bands Are BETTER
Is THIS the GANG BANG?!	Midget Throwing Championship (Distressed Look)	Have a nice Monday
GILF	I was Frozen Today!	Rad Team Riders (vintage 80's)
Ron Paul 2012	arghhh! CLOWNS!	Charmed, I'm sure
...Today is 'Nude Day'	I'm kind of a big deal	JFK...Ask not...
Mullet Lovers '86	Austrian Fashionomics	INSTANT FAIL T-SHIRT
FAIL	O & G - Need Tea Bagging!	..Viral video..
I HEART Susan Boyle	Jared says Hi	Glenn Beck Evolution
I think I'm being stalked	Comrade Obama...	Cult of personality, anyone?
Help The Police...	Eat shit....	Same Shit, Different Asshole
Hitler promised 'Change' too	Disgruntled	Never Forget
Watch 'The Obama Deception'	...Great Speeches	Think GREEN
Go Green...Drink Uranium	Global Warming	Boner for GREEN
Go Green...Go Smug!	...Building Seven?	9-11 TRUTH NOW
...Naughty Boy!	Obamachrist	...MY BAILOUT?
Investigate 9/11	I'm a Virgin	Frankies says...
I HEART...	I support single moms	I Believe
Cool sunglasses...	...Still Fresh	Italo Disco Numero Uno
By the time you read this...	...now have the plague	Game Over
Captain Awesome	Ace of Spades	Never Forget (Dubya)
If only these were BRAINS	I'm #1 So Why Try Harder	I Pooped Today!
EIGHTIES80'SBOY	I pooped today!	SeventySix 76
....fix your computer	...Smoking Area	A.D.H.D...hey look, a Squirrel
Free Hugs!	Imagine me naked	ADHD ROCKS
MILF	Choose Life	ROCKSTAR
Suits Suck	...Hope for Ninjas	I heart Ninjas
I Heart Ninja	...Fully trained NINJA	Gotta Love Those Ninjas
...I am a NINJA	Actor (does thou want fries with that?)	Can't touch THIS
STOP - HAMMERTIME!	I'm the girl your mother warned you about	BITCH is the new BLACK
Very Naughty Boy	Rocket Scientist	You looked better on myspace
What is a Coco Shunter?	Fuck you you fucking fuck!	As seen in porn XXX
As seen on TV	...Fuel tank for my sex machine	LESBIAN Trapped in a man's body
Village Bike - Fancy a ride?	Paraletic	Everyone knows a DAVE
Fat people are harder to kidnap	Working Class Hero	I got out of bed for this?
I believe in SANTA CLAUS	GET A BRAIN! MORANS GO USA [Classic]	GET A BRAIN! MORANS GO USA [FWM Edition]
Local Celebrity	Real Girls Eat Meat	Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke	Vegetarian: Primitive word for lousy hunter	Back that as up!
Why do the weirdos....	Whatever!	Jesus is coming...Look Busy!
The Man The Legend	...Google Myself	Made in the 80's (1)
Made in the 80's (2)	Italodisco1985	Brain Loading...
Sex - Do it for the kids	Pimpin' aint easy!	No Means Yes - Just Kidding
His name is Robert Paulson!	Project Mayhem	Real Horrorshow
Ultra Violence	Join the Army...	Boycott Babyoil!
Bad Spellers...Untie!	Get the F**K outta here!	Wet T-shirt... winner
Rehab is for Quitters	...ladyboys	I found Jesus!
Pornstar XXX In Training	Sniffing Coke	Hydrogen and Stupidity
DIRTY FILTHY SEXY GORGEOUS	PORN It's cheaper than dating	Sarcasm is only one of the services I offer
My Anger management class pisses me off	Party Boy	I'm kind of a big deal
I'm with stupid	Legal downloads are killing piracy	AD*HD
...hide the bodies	This is my Halloween Costume	SAVE THE FUTURE
Legalize Everything	Cunning Linguist	BOMB SQUAD If you see me running try to keep up
I Piss EXCELLENCE	CARPE DIEM Seize the day	YOU ARE HERE
I'm with the band	I ain't getting on no plane, fool!	STOP WARS
Trust me, I'm a Ninja	Almost Normal	665 Neighbor of the Beast
God must love stupid people...	He who laughs last thinks slowest	Fight Crime - Shoot Back
HUNGOVER Don't piss me off	Despite the look on my face, you're still talking	I'm not fluent in idiot...
Talk NERDY to me	I get away with so much	It's not me, it's you
REVENGE The reason I get up each day	I'm not going BALD, I'm getting more HEAD	I reject your reality and substitute my own
Your T-shirt sucks	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.	Procrastinate...NOW
Er..........	Pick me!	I sell magic beans
HIGH ON LIFE	That's How I Roll	Bring Back The Floppy Disk
My other t-shirt died sometime yesterday	Mod Target	National ID Cards...
Lights	Home Taper 85	Lovin' Livin'
Magical Powers	Mong of the year 1996	Evil Ninja...
Space Monkey	I didn't do it	LOVEHATE
NOT funny	This is such a bad idea.	...doing it wrong!
...in ladies underwear	Knob-jockey	...I am a DJ
I see Dead People	I hear voices...	I did WHAT last night!?
I do all my own stunts.	I like you. I'll kill you last.	I'm sort of like Caligula...
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!	Hell was full, So I'm back	I'm smiling...
Buy me things!	I still eat crayons	I survived the millennium bug!
I survived Y2K	...Earwax in the morning	God save us from religion!
...any F*&^%#!G sense!	Excuse me whilst I go kill something	...Uncomfortable
Censorship is for cunts	I'm against Piracy. Please don't attack ships.	Sorry, I don't talk BITCH
I am the new AVANT-GARDE	Why so serious?	WTF?
I'm HUGE in Japan	I shoot fairies at weekends	Shoot Here
Living legend	Kick ass and chew bubble gum	Let's Get Physical
Real friends.....	Same Shit...	"Because"
Reality...Imagination	Best Recollection	...Firm decisions!!!
I have always been crazy...	Money Can't Buy Love