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Somerville, MA

Helping people display their fancy-pants liberalism since 2004.

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I Greet You.

This is the online selling part of, where you can buy the things that go through my head. I should note that most of this stuff gets made between 2 and 5am, so it often only makes sense to me at the time I make it. I still have no idea what the bag with the brain is actually about.


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Not Your Helpdesk

Not Your Helpdesk
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Pink, Diamonds, and Cheese.
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