Let's Kill All The Lawyers In Shakespeare's day people weren't any happier with the law, lawyers and the legal system. |
Free Bernard Madoff Hey, what's fifty billion dollars these days when the big guys are stealing two trillion? Free Bernie. |
Emma Goldman Emma Goldman hit the nail on the head. If voting made any difference it would be outlawed. |
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Masters of War As Bob Dylan said about the masters of war, even Jesus would never forgive what you do. |
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You Are Going To Give Uncle Sam says that you are going to give a bunch of billionaires two trillion dollars. |
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fUKed After selling out the UK, Tony Blair gets $4 million a year for a part time job with the Rockefellers. |
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The Great Bank Heist The biggest bank robbery of all time. Two trillion dollars and not a shot fired. |
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True North Strong And Free Canada's Pierre Trudeau said living next to the U.S. was like sleeping with an elephant. |
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Now Available in Canada Stephen Harper didn't burn down Parliament like old Adolf, he just "suspended" it. New, improved fascism in Canada. |
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The Farewell Kiss Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi delivered a fine Arab insult to Dubya, saying "This is the farewell kiss, you dog." |
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Who Needs Parliament? The Reichstag fire happened conveniently for Hitler. Canada's Stephen Harper just shut the Canadian Parliament down. |
Sorry, I've Got Tourette's The idea of the verbal tics which sometimes are part of Tourette's Syndrome seem pretty funny to the rest of us. |
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The Only One We've Got Our environment is being destroyed as though the Earth itself was a disposable commodity. |
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Yes, They're Real In a world filled with lies and fakery, fake boobs are inevitable. If they're real, tell the world. |
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Bomberos Bombero is Spanish for fireman or firefighter. Literally, it means pumpers which we think is pretty funny. |
Planet Earth Crew Whether we know it or not, we are all crew on Planet Earth. A great message for kids. |
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Heil Harper Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper didn't like how things were going so he suspended Parliament. Heil Harper! |
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Homeland Inmate How did it become Ze Homeland? Does anyone remember getting to vote on the name change? |
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Orwell Was Naive When George Orwell wrote 1984, he couldn't have imagined what the NSA would do to us. |
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No Hell Below Us John Lennon's Imagine was a subversive song. Can't be havin' anyone thinking about the possibility that there's only sky up there. |
George Orwell: I Told You In his novel, 1984, George Orwell issued a chilling warning. Too bad nobody listened. |
Eat These Every Day Many of us seem to have forgotten about good nutrition. Here's a message from the past. |
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Wanted: Charles Darwin The fundamentalist loonies have been trying to suppress Charles Darwin's theory of evolution from the beginning. |
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Weapon of Mind Destruction Research has shown that television really does make you stupid. What a surprise. |
God Save The Queens If there really is a God and if we are all His children, that would include his gay children, right? |
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Fight Anorexia Think of all all those starving models in the fashion biz. Help fight anorexia, wear the shirt. |
Hopelessly Enslaved If they've conned you into believing you're free when you ain't, you are screwed. |
Suck Me Up Naked There are adults outside mental hospitals in the U.S. who believe they will be sucked naked into Heaven. |
Weapon of Mouse Destruction This is about the closest to a "Weapon of Mass Destruction" the Bushies found in Iraq. |
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Viva La Evolution! It's the twenty first century and they're still trying to stop the teaching of evolution. |
Feckin' Eejit If Tommy Hilfiger was Irish, perhaps he would be proud to wear the Feckin' Eejit shirt to celebrate the auld sod. |
1984: We're Way Past It The level of surveillance on American citizens is far beyond anything George Orwell dreamed of in his novel, 1984. |
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Blue Screen of Death Who hasn't suffered from the Windows Blue Screen of Death? Shirts and a BSOD mouse pad. |
No Models Harmed Think of all the starving models in the world of "designer" fashion. No models harmed here. |
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Weapon of Mass Distraction Television is the perfect mental anesthetic. If you turned it off, you might start thinking and that would be dangerous. |
Dog Philosophy Dogs are smart. They've got their priorities straight and we should study their remarkable philosophy. |
Fox Lies Is Fox really any worse than CNN or CBS or do they just target their disinformation at a dumber crowd? |
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Department of Homeland Stupidity MRIs done on infants have established that television really does make you stupid. |
Winston Churchill Winston Churchill was nobody's fool and he understood that persistence is everything. |
Making The World Safe For Hypocrisy The truth shall make you free.....maybe. Support MTWSFH. Buy the teeshirt. |
Regime Change Always eager to bring about regime change elsewhere, perhaps it's time for regime change at home. |
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Thou Shalt Not Kill So many Christians, so much killing. Whatever happened to the Ten Commandments anyway? |
Rancid Swine So elegant, so refined, designer label Rancid Swine. Give the fashion idiots a jab with this one. |
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Food Allergies and Sensitivities Food allergy and sensitivity is a growing problem. We keep adding shirts. |
The Miracle of Demockracy Celebrate the Miracle of Demockracy; two parties, a little election tussle and the same old ruling class. |
Peace In Many Languages A growing collection of shirts simply saying "PEACE." in many different languages. |
J. Edgar Gave Great Hoover J. Edgar Hoover stayed deep in the closet while viciously persecuting gays through the FBI. |
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Unbrand Yourself Shouldn't Calvin Klein, DKNY, FCUK, Nike and all the rest pay YOU to walk around advertising their stuff? |
Hymie Lipschitz Imagine if every designer used their real names on their fashion label. What would Ralph Lauren become? |
Puppetmasters Thanks to the miracle of demockracy you get to vote for the puppets but not the puppetmasters. |
DYNK Oppose sweatshop labor and poor working conditions. Wear this shirt, be a DYNK and be proud of it. |
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I'd Rather Foogle The Chief Counsel of Google Inc. says trademark parody is fine so, for the time being, you are free to Foogle. |
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What Would Jebus Say? If He came to Earth now, what would Jebus say? Would he be declared an Enemy Combatant? |
Your Stupid Blog You can be insulting to bloggers with the No One Cares About Your Stupid Blog shirt. |
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Jebus Saves Everyone who watches The Simpsons knows Jebus. Spread the Word with the Jebus Saves teeshirt. |
Non-GMO and 100% Organic It's getting harder every day to find non-GMO food. Let's hope WE'RE not being genetically modified. |
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