slambuckra

"Howdy folks! I'm Slam Buckra, and I'd like to welcome you to SLAM BUCKRA'S BUCKETS O' GOODIES ON-LINE INTERNET EMPORIUM/STORE/SHOP/DINNER THEATER. It's nice to see y'all here. Feel free to wander `round shoppin' or just hang out and meet yer neighbors! We got lotza funktional and ultra stylish shtuff for you, your friends, your family, your co-workers, your mistresses and/or yer boy toys!! Shop carefully....and remember...keep a-feedin' that grin!"