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Jim and Ashlee Bennett
Apex, NC
Member Since: 2009

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Miscellaneous stuff here! Find all the oddball prints that define your style!

F*ck Cancer

F*ck Cancer
We all know that cancer sucks. But we need to support the research of cancers including breast cancer and so many others! Show your support!

Zombie Response Team

Zombie Response Team
Those of us who are part of the ZRT (Zombie Response Team) know what type of responsibility we have to save human kind from Zombie attack!

Huge In Japan

Huge In Japan
Check out this cool custom tee shirt! Huge in Japan!

Got Margarita?

Got Margarita?
The way we see it, all you need is margaritas! Forget milk, margaritas do a body good. Got Margarita? Good! Now drink it down! Get this design on a tee, mug, mousepad, poster among other items!

Beach Chick

Beach Chick
Beach chick is a cool design for the ladies (or dudes). Pink lettering with a neon blue hibiscus flower completes the design! Get it for your girlfriend, wife, daughter, or just some random lady now!

Girly Pee

Girly Pee
Sometimes my wife pees when she laughs. I know she is going to kick my butt when she reads this up here, but it's true.

Flip Flops

Flip Flops
Nothing says Summer quite like throwing on a pair of flip flops and heading down to the beach! We love Summer! Warm weather, the beach, cotton candy, sunny days, and fireworks! All good stuff!

Beach Bum

Beach Bum
We all love the beach. We are beach bums. I love just hanging out by the waves, setting my beach chair in the water and taking in all the sun with a cold brew in my left hand and a hand full of sand i

Why Dont We Get Drunk And Screw

Why Dont We Get Drunk And Screw
Why don't we get drunk and screw. A great song and a great idea! Intoxicated sex is the best kind there is! Parrotheads, you know what I'm talking about! Get this print on a shirt, shot glass and more

Evil Baby!

Evil Baby!
Don't trust the halo, evil babies are evil! Get this shirt today! The words evil baby in a bold blue sits under a pair of devil horns holding up a halo! Fans of Family Guy will love this tee shirt!

Not Gay

Not Gay
Do you love gays, but not "that way"? Get this shirt! You can also get this button, or this apron, or this clock, or even a mug, or perhaps a sticker or magnet, or maybe a tote bag. Show support!

Life Is Beautiful

Life Is Beautiful
Life is beautiful. Always remember that!

Dyslexic Cow

Dyslexic Cow
100% of all proceeds from the sale of this shirt goes toward teaching cows how to deal with dyslexia! Help us help the cows become more productive in society. Show your support, to those big dumb cows

Banana Time!

Banana Time!
A great big yellow banana heads the design and underneath "It's banana time!" reads in orange. Makes a great gift for anyone who is health conscious, or folks who have a dirty mind. Bananas are funny!

Brainy Chicks

Brainy Chicks
This design is geared toward the ladies, and their brains. We love chicks! This baby chick wears glasses and running underneath is the phrase Brainy Chicks Rule. A must have for any smart chick!

Drugs Tacos

Drugs Tacos
Delicious tacos who can say no? Nobody! So, say yes to tacos! Continue saying no to drugs as normal. The more money you can save from kicking the drug habit the more shirts you can buy from me!

Grumble Grumble

Grumble Grumble
Love Zelda on the original Nintendo? Grumble grumble is from that. There's a scary monster in between 2 fireballs just like in the game. Get this design on a tee shirt, mug, clock or other gifts!

I Like Naps

I Like Naps
Who doesn't like a good nap? Nap time is the best thing ever! We love naps! You can't sleep enough in our opinion. We love resting our head on our comfy pillows. Don't you?

I Know Where You Stay

I Know Where You Stay
Here's a creepy guy point at you saying "I know where you stay". Yes, we poke fun at stalking too. No subject is safe! This stalker is horrifying, perfect gift for horror movie buffs and stalkers too!

ZAP!

ZAP!
Remember Batman, when they would punch the bad guy and ZAP!? Got someone who loves cheesy ass sound effects? This is a great gift! Get this on a tee shirt, mouse pad, mug or almost anything else!

KAPOW!

KAPOW!
We love kapow! We need to bring kapow back! Red and black kapow with a little bit of white thown in too. It's a great sound byte and an even better tee shirt! This vintage sound effect is awesome!

Boom!

Boom!
Boom. BOOM! The ultimate statement popularized by NFL analyst John Madden. While Pat Summerall drank his liver into oblivion! Buy this statement on a shirt or a unique gift for your loved ones!

Dinosaur Chicken

Dinosaur Chicken
This dinosaur says chicken. Funny, don't know why, just is. Pick it up for anyone who loves dinosaurs, chickens, or things that are funny. Don't be afraid to be silly! Childish humor is good for you!

Funny Dinosaur

Funny Dinosaur
Dinosaurs are cool.. especially when they say ridiculous stuff! We all know dinosaurs don't talk, but they do say baaaaa! This is a perfect toddler shirt or kids shirt, or even adult shirt!

Little Mac

Little Mac
The good guy in Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Little Mac was everyone's hero back in the 80's. Pick this design for the old school gamer in your life! Find this on tee shirts, shot glasses and much more!

Deadly Burrito

Deadly Burrito
If you should attack someone with a frozen burrito you will be charged with assault with a delicious weapon! Get this totally off the wall, funny design on many different awesome gift options today!

Proud Carnivore!

Proud Carnivore!
Look at the cute cow. Then eat him. Yum. We love meat, all kinds of meat! Steak, hamburger, kabobs, it is all delicious! Get this funny picture on a tee, mug, clock, sticker, key chain, and more!

Take Me To Your Leader!

Take Me To Your Leader!
Take me to your leader. This is what happens when we let happy go lucky aliens romp around the planet. Eradicate all aliens at first sight! Shoot now ask questions later!

Whatever!

Whatever!
Whatever! The attitude of the 21st century!! This funny tee can be worn by just about anyone! Who has not ever wanted to throw up the W, E? Great argument ender! Makes a great gift for most humans.

Pirates!

Pirates!
A skull and cross bones hovers above the phrase "respect the patch!". Respect your local pirates. If you can't find one, you're probably it. This great summer pirate design is great for pirate lovers!

No Bears

No Bears
This fluffy bear sits behind a prohibition sign and "Bears Are Bad" lay beneath him. This laugh out loud funny shirt comes in many different sizes and colors! We love to hate bears. Get yours today!

Multi Color Star

Multi Color Star
This design has plenty of color! Red, blue, green and yellow all make up the stunning design! A little bit Rastafarian, a lot a bit cool! A perfect gift for those colorful people in your life!

Flip A Duck!

Flip A Duck!
A rubber ducky is upside down! It makes the kids laugh and we like that! This is what the wife says instead of curse words. Get this print on your tee shirt and watch your kid laugh at you all day!

Oh Pickles!

Oh Pickles!
Our ode to pickly pickles. How we love thee and your green color and your bumpy texture. We love pickles so much! If you love pickles, get this tee shirt! Don't forget to support the local pickle farm


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