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Jim and Ashlee Bennett
Apex, NC
Member Since: 2009

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Here's what makes us laugh. We don't know why. Maybe it's because we still have that 5th grade mentality! Enjoy!

Abs Are Great

Abs Are Great
Abs are great but have you tried donuts? Funny graphic tee shirt!

Zero Fucks Given Since 1985

Zero Fucks Given Since 1985
What a great way to go through life. Don't give a fuck about anything. Show them all that you don't give a fuck about anything with this design!

i look hot in yoga pants

i look hot in yoga pants
Do yoga? Look hot in those yoga pants that everybody loves? Get this design printed on damn near anything you want!

Downloading Poop

Downloading Poop
This funny design shows a guy bent over a toilet with the phrase "Downloading..." below. Very funny. Poop is funny. Laugh. Laugh hard at my poop shirt!

Nice Beard Ma'am

Nice Beard Ma'am
Do you know a bearded lady? Do you wanna know a bearded lady? Have I got a shirt for you! Get your foot in the door with your favorite bearded hottie with this shirt!

Your Beard Is Good

Your Beard Is Good
This beardy design is great for those hipsters in your life who have awesome beards! Bonus kudos for an awesome handlebar mustache!

Creepers Be Creepin

Creepers Be Creepin
Don't you hate it when Creepers Be Creepin? They just pop out at you!

Furloughed

Furloughed
Government shutdown sucks. Being furloughed sucks even more!

Naughty List

Naughty List
What guy wouldn't want the numbers of the girls on the naughty list?

Work Is hell

Work Is hell
Ever want to tell someone to go to hell, but you're afraid you'd see them at work? That's what this funny text slogan design is about. It's a hilarious gift that can be given to just about anyone!

Sex Before Dating

Sex Before Dating
Having sex before dating is always a good idea, isn't it? Get this shirt for the promiscuous gal, or the douche bag, in your life today!

Funny Angry Hungry

Funny Angry Hungry
Everybody's more grouchy when they're hungry. You should apologize if you are hungry and angry towards someone. Wear this funny slogan on your chest with pride! Makes a great gift for that friend.

Work To Drink To Work

Work To Drink To Work
We all work so that we can afford the alcohol required of us to continue to work. This is perfect for everyone who hates their job. If you hate your job like I hate my job, this is a great gift!

Funny AMISH You

Funny AMISH You
A funny design is always a great way to let people know that you mish them. If you just want to tell someone that you miss them, let them know "I Miss You." with this awesome AMISH you gift!

Funny Perfect Breasts

Funny Perfect Breasts
We've all been there. Looking at the boobies rather than focusing on the words.. This funny slogan admits your faults. Perfect for looky loo's and other eye wanderers!

Crazy Ass Family

Crazy Ass Family
This world is so messed up, it makes all of our crazy ass families seem normal! This funny slogan is a great to wear on your shirt, put on a mug, or a keychain!

Don't Kill Me Hoodies

Don't Kill Me Hoodies
Trayvon Martin wore a hoodie. This is what got him killed. So buy this for your own safety!

Funny Zombies Brains

Funny Zombies Brains
This hilarious tee is modeled after the great Dunkin' logo. Check out this funny design featuring zombies and brains and running and lots of purple and orange. Yum brains.. I mean donuts.

Funny Zombies

Funny Zombies
One thing we know about zombies is they don't like fast food! They prefer the food that sits still or tries to attack them. Like the stupid people in the zombie movies!

Funny Love Life Zombie Girl

Funny Love Life Zombie Girl
As a little kid in my neighborhood said in a real crazy voice. "You gotta love life like crazy!"

Funny I Love Cats

Funny I Love Cats
I am not quite sure what a cat tastes like, but I am sure I've had it. In my experience cats have been cooked in thick sauce and served with broccoli and pork fried rice. Yum.

You Are Being Monitored

You Are Being Monitored
Ever get the feeling that the folks at work are out to get you? Or maybe they are out to get someone else? In any event, computer monitors will start flying around the room! Watch your head!

Duct Tape Silence

Duct Tape Silence
Our version of this popular design. Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver. We didn't reinvent the wheel here. But it is funny as hell and we really like it!

Idiot Problem

Idiot Problem
Everyone around you is an idiot. They are aggravating aren't they? This design is a fun design to let people know that they are all idiots and they piss you off!

Funny Can Of Whoop Ass

Funny Can Of Whoop Ass
Don't me break open the can of whoop ass! This absolutely funny as hell design reminds us all that we can each open our own can of whoop ass when it is needed. Show people your can!

Sarcastic Comment Loading

Sarcastic Comment Loading
For sarcastic people only. This unique design is great for just about everyone because we all have a little sarcasm in us!

Funny Middle Fingers

Funny Middle Fingers
We've all had these kinds of days. This retro old guy has just had enough! He is showing you is big middle finger because he is fed the hell up!

Funny Video Games

Funny Video Games
Feel like video games are a waste? This shirt is not for you! The HEART is the universal sign of life in the gaming world. This funny ass design is great for gamers and others!

FUNNY Fart On Friends

FUNNY Fart On Friends
We've all done it. FARTING on your FRIENDS is a great way to spend your nights! If you have never done it, try it! It is good for a few hours of laughter!

Bacon Here I Come!

Bacon Here I Come!
Oh how I dream of driving into a sea of bacon! Yum! This shirt is great for anyone who loves food, or bacon, or cars, or driving. Perfect gag gift for dads! Not so much for pigs.

Bacon Dryer

Bacon Dryer
If only this were true... push button, receive bacon. This classic funny design is available on everything we have to offer! Tee shirts, mugs, clocks, tote bags and many more gifts!

Explosive Diarrhea

Explosive Diarrhea
Nothing says pride like a case of explosive diarrhea!

DOOZ

DOOZ
Ever feel like the educational system is letting your kids down? We do all the time. This shirt pokes fun at all the great things about public school!

Funny Face Slap

Funny Face Slap
I didn't slap you, I high fived your face! Know someone who is frustrated all the time! This is a great gift for them! Buy it before I SLAP you in yo FACE!

Funny Handy Man

Funny Handy Man
For the guys who can't fix crud but you can still point out all the jerks in society! Know a guy like that? get 'em this design on a shirt, button, mug or more!

Got Your Back

Got Your Back
Got a friend who's down in the dumps? Let your friends know you're there for them! With stick figures! This design is available on tee shirts, hoodies, tote bags, mugs and more!

F.U. Day!

F.U. Day!
Ever have one of those days? Not in a good mood? A grey cloud following you around? Are you just plain CRABBY!? This design is perfect for you! Know someone who's always crabby? Makes a great gift!

You Like These

You Like These
The good old like thumbs up! We like these, and those..and hers.. too! Put the old thumbs up on your tata's and let us all know what we like! Makes a great gift for any woman, because it's all good!

Toilet Paper Life

Toilet Paper Life
This shirt is a perfect gift for seniors with a sense of humor! Great gift for grandma's and grandpa's! Perfect gag gift for old people! Available on tote bags, tee shirts, mugs, and so much more!

Bad Sign

Bad Sign
Karma sucks. If you see a bad sign, it's probably not good. Sometimes it doesn't need to be as obvious as our design! Get this for oblivious people in your life on a tee, mug, tote bag and more!

Slut Plug

Slut Plug
When you have that many holes, you must be a little slutty. Know a slut? This shirt would be perfect for them! Makes a great gag gift for bridal showers and more! Pick one up today!

Girls Rule

Girls Rule
My wife loves this design! Girls rule, boys get their heads knocked off. She gets compliments every time we go out with this shirt! Get one for your wife, girlfriend, sister, or mom today!

Juice Box

Juice Box
Tell folks how you really feel! Sometimes people just really need to suck it. We think suck it is a power phrase and should be used in all aspects of life! Work, home, and otherwise.

Meow Bitch

Meow Bitch
This cat is straight outta the hood yo! This cat don't need an owner! Who do you think you are? You can't tell a cat what to do! The kitty will do what it wants!

Walking Into Walls

Walking Into Walls
Are you a dingbat? Do you know a dingbat? Walking into walls is a pretty dumb thing to do. But we admit, we have done it. A lot. We love this shirt for just about everyone who has walked into walls!

Help A Drunk!

Help A Drunk!
Have you ever been so drunk you've been upside down? We have! And let me tell you, it is fun!

I Love Burgers

I Love Burgers
Hamburgers, cheeseburgers it doesn't matter. We love burgers! We are also fat. So loving cheeseburgers is probably not the best thing right now. But loving cheeseburgers is a lot better than loving wa

Death Killer

Death Killer
The number one cause of fatalities is death. Can't deny it. Can't prove it. But one thing is for sure. Everybody dies. At some point in life, we will all be dead and death will be the reason.

Tripping Chair

Tripping Chair
Those damn chairs always get in the way! Especially in high school. I remember tripping on chairs all the time! If you tripped on chairs, or know someone who has, get this as a gift for them!

Strong Man Juice

Strong Man Juice
All the ladies love a little man juice! Don't have big man muscles? Get this shirt and impress all the ladies! We guarantee that you will get a phone number with this shirt!

Dance Club

Dance Club
We've never been in a dance club. We're sure this is exactly what happens all the time. If you want to find us, you won't see us in a club, we'll be at the sports bar, with the normal people.

Stay Drunk

Stay Drunk
The cure for hangovers is more booze! So drink your beer, drink your liquor and keep that alcohol in your system to avoid those headaches! Keep drinking and stop popping those Advil!

Staring At My Ass

Staring At My Ass
You know they're looking! So tell them to stop! Or at least let them know that you know that they are looking at your rear end, your butt, your ASS!

Guys Breast Cancer

Guys Breast Cancer
Finally a breast cancer shirt for us guys! We love the boobies and we want to care for them as much as we can! Save the fun bags!

World's Worst Ninja

World's Worst Ninja
We should all know that we're not all really ninja's. In fact ninjas would slice our collective butts up! But we still like to act like ninja's. I try to be stealthy at times, doesn't work.


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