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Skewed Christmas

Welcome to the Skewed Christmas store, brought to you by the people who bring you the Skewed Christmas Countdown.

What's a Skewed Christmas? Maybe you love Xmas, but not being hit over the head by it for the 11 months prior. Maybe you just hate the co-worker in the next cubicle who wears the tree sweaters and shows you pictures of her cats in reindeer antlers. Maybe, just maybe, you hate hearing the Christmas songs you loved as a child getting remade endlessly by second-rate popstars.

If that's the case, you need a Skewed Christmas!


Child Ornaments

Candy Cane

Life Lessons

Christmas Cat Lady

Mother's Sweater

Xmas Wreath

Tree Topper

Snow Globe

Pine Cones

Snowman Turnip

Snowman Carrot

Happy Birthday Jesus

Gingerbread Foreclosures

Gingerbread Men

Toddler Trees

Gosselin Grinch

Eggplant Nog

Snowball throwing

Text and Sleigh Ride

Jingle Balls

Ho Ho Sheen

TSA Cavity Search

White Powder

Low Elf Esteem

Santa Parking

Stuff your Stocking

Claus-trophobia

Xmas Party Etiquette

Stuff the Turkey

Fishnet Stockings

Naughty List

Santa's TV Habits

Snow Blower

Santa and Kim

Santa and Palin

North Pole Gift Registry

Two Front Teeth

Xmas Tree Needles

Santa's Van

Night Before Xmas

Wrestling Santa

Kissing Santa

Jason and Rudolph

Grandma's Sweater

Christmas Squirrels

Reindeer Fuel

Sleeping with Santa

Santa's Decision

Christmas Beer

Liquid Eggs

Xmas Stalker

Decking Holly

Xmas Card Suggestion

Food for Santa

Fake Santa

Christmas Tree Priest

Pepper Spray Santa

Xmas Birthday Party

Birthday on Xmas

Gift Receipt



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