Skerror's Future Oddities Emporium : T-Shirts and Long Sleeve

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Dionisolate Only pluckin' winners.	Upshot Spin free!	Associated Problems Featuring the return of knowledge.
Bass Bomb Reestablished fresh.	Server Side I'll catch you on the server side...and we'll push all the buttons.	Themechanoid Witness Themechanoid...as it seeks to subvert your values from atop the mountain of twinkling lights.
Protective Charm Because their little black desires kept them trapped in their own private hells, it fell on us to bestow them with protection.	Loyal Buddy Even after the robots destroyed us, it remained my loyal buddy.	Imachination ...towards her eternal colour dreaming...
Night Watch Until the night watch returned with the good fear, the day-bourne grubs were free to feast on progress.	Supplying Demand Conditions in R&D were just fine by us. Being drunk on funding still hadn't been criminalized and no questions were ever asked.	Fold Feeder Detail enhanced from worm interrogation: The ancient innovation produced the necessary mixed results. Hedge your bets on an espionage industry bull run. Great time in the garden ain't it cronies?
Forbidden Fruit So the guide tells me, "Moderate your OD."	Graft Grifting With the push of a button, the plastic people set the scheme into motion.	Tape Reset When the tape ran out, Ouroboros got a glimpse of life beyond the tail.
Unseemly Owl There was something improper about the cave drawing. It appeared to have an agenda.	Off Day On its off day, it would don the mask and steel itself to feed the noxious machine.	Brane Stormers State of the art organization storms the hive and destroys the overmind from the inside.
Poison Pathics She's sweet, sexy, and she meddles in forces that would tear your eyes from their sockets.	Populist Burn Ego destruction indeed. "Populist Burn" describes the energy raised when similarities are recognized, group-think is adopted, and focus is shifted toward the most pressing tasks at hand.	Subtle Underground This design is all about the strange, sweet, intoxicating flavour that can only be nourished through patient, layered care in the cool, dark underground.
Rods and Cones Eerie and eyeless. Created using: camera, lighter, DVR, news program, and a news reporter who will go unnamed.	Knock Turn You asked for it and now you're about to get it. This is the nexus, the aleph, the everything/nothing. When worn on a shirt, this design has things to say about the human heart as well.	Arteresides Flavored by subways, sewers, pipelines, morlocks, miscreants, junkies, trafficking, glamour, and dreams.
Begendagain As always, the light is drawn to the pooling void. Intricacies are revealed and expanded. The process begins anew, fresh in familiar knowledge.	Black Pill Alone in the station terminal and placidly awaiting the arrival of his double, the shadow man consumed the black pill and re-confirmed the course of action he was about to undertake.	Cyber Sludge Getting your hands dirty in modern mad science.
Mystique Feel the freedom to luxuriate, as you submerge yourself in the oozing, viscuous totality of subconscious.	Semiotec Android opthalmology in abstract space.	Sinuous Strong n' sturdy like the stone gargoyle, adaptive n' agile like the spider.
Witchin' Hour When you want to make the voodoo, you gotta be in the zone. What better time to do the trance dance than at the "Witchin' Hour".	Ice Voltage A blend between the kinetic dynamism of electricity and the austere solidity of ice.	Forced Progress For when you're almost there, but things just need that little nudge.
Radiation Control Part old sci-fi film fun. Part warning about the use and misuse of modern science.	Invaderalley Body snatching happening in this creeped-out fright scene. This design comes alive in clock form.	Drum Crunchies The meeting closed under the resolution that they would spare no expense in making the beats from the hardest, sharpest, and shiniest metals available.
Effective Infection Because of the careful application of love, empathy, patience, and dedication...the subversion yielded a successful result.	Scorpion Sushi "You haven't tried the new strain yet?"	Age Ever-blurring lines, higher and higher heights...more deliberate action becomes necessary.
Macro Slap If you want to pop the bubble, the wind-up has to start in space.	Paid The tired story of the lone mercenary. He walks an endless hallway. He'll do anything for a paycheck. Even the blood on his shoes is uninteresting.	Remedy Willing to look the worst in the face. Willing to be a part of the solution.
Soma Singularity Pouring the divine substance on the tiny orb seemed risky at the time, but history ended up treating us kindly indeed. Also a metaphor for selflessness. Dark in the middle, bright in all directions.	Media Wasteland Marshall McLuhan and David Cronenberg called it. It's already everywhere and it wants to continue watching you watching it watching you forever.	Hydra A sneaky little cheat between (supposedly) opposing vectors...and we didn't even have to go outside of the box ;)
Solarian It's warm, clean, efficient, and hazardous.	Business Engine Fix up, get sharp, leave the think tank with a plan and fire into action.	White Rabbit Chaser You like talking animals, mad tea parties, and snacks n' drinks that let you defy the laws of nature.
Japan Before we even knew what was happening, we were swallowed by their potent innovation. Best to enjoy the ride. Best to learn and observe from the inside.	Basilisk Perch "Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate." --Sun Tzu	Zero This is either an advertisement in favor of the transcendant evolutionary moment at the end of time...or a description of the likelihood of said event. The time is now. Tomorrow the time is now.
Exterminator All about the good ol' fashioned fun to be had in ridding the world of the verminous, insectid control that threatens to destroy us all. Also a tribute to William S. Burroughs...the O.G. at this game.	Evolve Either get in the game, or get burned in the past.	Mad Fly Gear Funky fresh literalism.
Entropy Agent Genesis 3:5 "For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." Now why did the serpent get such a bad rap again?	Nonlinear The tracks are still there, the cars still running on time, but the conductor has changed offices.	Deconstruct ...of both matter and dichotomies.
Unspecified Surgery There were no answers to be found, but the digging continued uninterrupted.