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The TSA Wanked my Willy

The TSA Wanked my Willy
When you fly, the TSA wants you to get a handjob.

New England, Flags and Slogans

New England, Flags and Slogans
New England, it's not a region, it's a country.

Spineless Bankster Meat

Spineless Bankster Meat
Put the world's parasite class to good use, as meat.

Banksters Are Meat

Banksters Are Meat
What it comes down to it, there is no difference between a banker and a pig, with the exception that pigs are cleaner. When the going get tough and you're having a hard time putting meat on the table

Flatlander

Flatlander
They may not like us southern new englanders, but they're stuck with us anyway.

U.S. Out of New England

U.S. Out of New England
Joining the Union was a mistake. It's time to go our own way.

inadmissible to Canada

inadmissible to Canada
Sometimes you're just not good enough for Canada

Rejected by Canadian Immigration

Rejected by Canadian Immigration
More and more Americans are being rejected at the Canadian border, making such exclusions something to be proud of.

I DON'T BRAKE FOR BANKSTERS

I DON'T BRAKE FOR BANKSTERS
Fight the corporatocracy.

TEMP

TEMP
Temporary employees are often unnoticed. Let everyone know you're a temp.

Imagine No President

Imagine No President
Think of how wonderful and sane it would be to have no president. No more lying bastard in the Whitehouse. No more pronouncements by an out-of-touch moron.

From New England

From New England
New England is a nation of its own. Assert your New Englander identity.

Great Minds

Great Minds
Tired of that office asshole who keeps talking about others, wear this quote by Eleanor Roosevelt: "Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about events, small minds talk about people."

Backstabbed

Backstabbed
Backstabbed (Knife in Back)

Neanderthal Defense League

Neanderthal Defense League
Neanderthal Defense League

Neanderthal Hybrid & Proud

Neanderthal Hybrid & Proud
Neanderthal Hybrid & Proud

Books

Books
Books for adults and children by Skelly Dubhuidhe.

Miami

Miami
Our own funky take on Miami.

Gringo Section

Texas

Texas
Texans should learn to laugh at themselves. After all, everyone else does.

Boston

Boston
Make fun of your Boston accent and regional expressions. (I'm a Bostonian, and like most Bostonians, I love laughing at myself).

Philosopher Quotes

Philosopher Quotes
Raise the standards for bumper sticker one liners.

No Tie

No Tie
Ties are the nooses corporations use to hang their workers.

Those Who Can, Do

Those Who Can, Do
Suits make empty men.

Off Beat Postcards

Off Beat Postcards
Make someone's day...

Work Related Cards

Work Related Cards
Did someone you care about lose her job? Did you lose your job? Is someone having trouble coping with work? These may be the cards you were looking for.

Joke Bumper Stickers

Joke Bumper Stickers
New twists on old themes and other insanities...

Cards To Send Politicians

Cards To Send Politicians
Let them know they suck!

I'm Just Ducky!

I'm Just Ducky!
I'm Just Ducky! -

Let It Go

Let It Go
As much as getting back at someone is a natural thought or desire, it is a double edged sword. Let It Go!

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