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Child Tyrants. BBQ Apron
Child Tyrants. "Children today are tyrants. The contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." -Socrates, 469-399BC
Spice up conversations in the kitchen or around the BBQ with this durable custom apron. Ideal for cooking, baking, grilling or bartending, it's perfect for foodies of all sizes.
- 31" long & 29" wide
- 100% heavy high-quality cotton twill
- Drawstring waist and two patch center divided pockets
- Available in white, khaki, or lemon
- Machine washable
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