Welcome to Merchandise Central at SISSYSQUAD.COM! Here you'll find T-Shirts, Hats, Mouse Pads, you name it - all colorfully emblazoned with images of everybody's favorite sissies and a few of their enemies to boot! So take off those platforms, box that beehive, sit back in that chair and look around - we've made it ultra-easy for you to view and buy our beautiful wares - all you have to do is pick!

T-SHIRT SELECTION (15 Items) Get dolled up right in one of our many beautiful SISSYSQUAD T-Shirts! Men's and Women's.	TANK TOP SELECTION (3 Items) My, My, MY! Don't you look hot in that sissy little wifebeater! Men's and Women's.	CAP & VISOR SELECTION (4 Items) Just the thing to hold down your wig on those high-speed chases to your favorite destinations!
FLYING DISC LOOK! IN THE AIR! It's a BIRD! It's a PLANE! Oh. It's a Frisbee...	MOUSEPADS (3 Items) Why would anyone ever need to pad a mouse? Find out by picking up one of our SISSYSQUAD Mousepads!	MUGS (6 Items) Pour a little love into your piehole with any of our lovely Mugs!
NEW STUFF! (1 item) Tired of the same-old, same-old? We are too! So this is where you will find our newest stuff, hot off the press...