Anti-Religion : Sir Lee Tees

Sir Lee Tees : Anti-Religion

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Sheep With Wolf Shepherd
Only Sheep Need A Shepherd. Who Are You Following? Beware the wolf in sheep's clothing.

Pray v Masturbate 2
Pray for you? No. But I'll masturbate for you. (it's a better use of my time)

Pray v Masturbate 1
I get better results from masturbation than from prayer. At least then something good comes out of it.

Since When...
Since when did god have a problem killing babies? With a list of relevant bible verses.

True Christian
Are you a True Christian? Awesome! Then give me your car! Luke 6:29-30

No god, Know Peace
Know god, No Peace; No god, Know Peace. The correct wording.

Matthew 6:6
I'll have the Matthew 6:6 with a side order of STFU.
Matt 6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Fath

Nietzsche on christianity
In christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. Friedrich Nietzsche

James Madison on christianity
What has been christianity's fruits? Superstition, Bigotry and Persecution. James Madison.

Arthur C Clarke On Religion
Religion is a by-product of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of god a pretty good definitio

Let Us Prey
Let Us Prey

Live Dangerously
Live Dangerously! Get To Heaven Sooner! It's technically not suicide! Mark 16:17-18

NonDenominational Bullets
My bullets are non-denominational.

Doing Nothing Works As Well As Prayer
Doing Nothing Works As Well As Prayer

Get Up Off Your Knees
Get Up Off Your Knees. If god didn't want you to have cancer, you wouldn't have gotten it in the first place.

Religion is All Bunk 2
Religion is all bunk. ~ Thomas Edison

Religion Is Bunk
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God. ... Religion is all bunk. Thomas Edison

Luck is...
Luck is probability taken personally

Believing Bullshit
Believing Bullshit Does Not Make It True

Kiss Me, I'm an Atheist
Kiss Me, I'm an Atheist

King of Pricks
Wearing a crown of thorns just makes you the King of Pricks.

Out and Proud Atheist
Out and Proud Atheist. Come out, reach out, speak out, stand out. And tell theists to keep out. Show the Scarlet Letter A with pride.

Atheist Symbol
A positive atheist symbol, the Invisible Pink Unicorn is used to point out the fallacy of faith. The IPU is both invisible AND pink and she grinds theists beneath her holy hooves.

Faith Arrogance
Faith - The Arrogance of Ignorance

Religion Is An Insult
Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion. Weinberg

Blasphemously Happy Red
Blasphemously Happy. In Red.

Blasphemously Happy
Blasphemously Happy.

Not Religious
No, I'm Not Religious. And I find it deeply insulting that you would presume that someone as smart as me shares your narrow, delusional world view.

Slave to Fairy Tales
Slave to Fairy Tales? Might I suggest something with a better story line and more believable characters, like Mother Goose or Aesop's Fables?

Faith Is Laziness
Faith: Just another word for intellectual laziness.

Slave To Fantasy
Slave to fantasy? Might I suggest something with a better story line and more believable characters, like The Lord Of the Rings, or Star Wars?

Tao On Religion
Religion is the end of love and honesty, the beginning of confusion; faith is a colorful hope or fear, the origin of folly. Tao Te Ching

Priest Is Hostile
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. Thomas Jefferson

Bertrand Russell Intelligence
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. Bertrand Russell

Dark Ages
Religion had its chance to run the world: it's called the Dark Ages.

Science Will Defeat Darkness (blue)
Scientia Vincere Tenebras: Science will defeat darkness.

Science Will Defeat Darkness
Scientia Vincere Tenebras: Science will defeat darkness.

Blessed Ignorant 2
Blessed are the blissfully ignorant, for they shall be easily led. Matthew 5:49

Blessed Ignorant 1
Blessed are the blissfully ignorant, for they shall be easily led. I know it's not in the bible, but it's implied.

Susan B. Anthony Quote
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. Susan B. Anthony

Faith Nietzsche
Faith means not wanting to know what is true. Friedrich Nietzsche

Lunatic Faith Nietzsche
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche

Blasphemy Blockers
Recommended by the ALMIGHTY himself!*
Strengthens your immunity to logic, reason and 98% of household sciences! *Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, afte

Free of Religion
I think, therefore I am... free of religion.
Show your atheism with pride.

Free Thinker
FreeThinker:
Let people know you think for yourself, that you have an open mind, and that you're skeptical and intelligent.

Atheism
ATHEISM: Analytical, Thoughtful, Humorous, Evolved, Intelligent, Sensible, Moral

Fleeced
If you live your life like a sheep, you deserve to get fleeced.

Epicurus
Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent... Epicurus

Jesus Isn't Coming
Jesus Isn't Coming! But he is breathing hard. (must be the nails)

In Charge
Who died and left me in charge? JESUS H. CHRIST, that's who!

Evolution Color
Up the scale of human evolution, driven to his knees by religion, man rises up with science and critical thinking to become atheist. Show your superior evolutionary intelligence.

God FAQ
Question: Is There A God?
Answer: NO.
Atheists, help those questioning their religious beliefs by giving them the answer.

Bible Bullshit
Holy Bible:
Bullshit In Bookform Lacking Evidence.
Now you know what BIBLE stands for!

Bible Fiction
The Bible with the warning that it should include on the front: This is a work of fiction. Names and details are figments of the authors' imaginations.

JesusLovesKids
Jesus Loves the Little Children - Unfortunately so do a lot of his lackeys.
Damned pedophile priests!

Evolution
Up the scale of human evolution, driven to his knees by religion, man rises up with science and critical thinking to become atheist. Show your superior evolutionary intelligence.