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Wrath "Flying Is Statistically Shown To Be Safer Than Driving... Keep That In Mind When You Are Doing 45 In the Fast Line!"	Gluttony It Is Said That 85% Of the World's Population Lives On A Dollar A Day. Heck, That's Not Even Going to Cover My Doughnuts.	Pride "It's Not Bragging If I Really Am Much, Much Better Than You."
Greed "Because He Who Dies With The Most Stuff, Wins."	Lust "Oh, like you'd even have a chance."	Envy "Keep telling yourself that size doesn't matter. Maybe one day you'll actually believe it too."
Sloth "Why postpone something today when you can postpone it tomorrow?"