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Archaeology, Anthropology, Paleontology, Geology, Cultural Resource Management & Soil Science humor
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Java Man, Or Evolution By Coffee Finally, the mystery of what factor caused the evolution of man has been solved: caffeine.	Bi-Cuirass Image: Twin bronze modelled cuirasses. Text: Bi-cuirass. © JG Shovel Test 2009	Scarab This Is How I Roll (Brown) Revered by the Ancient Egyptians as the "Sacred Scarab". Balls of dung - that's how they roll!
Woolly Mammoth Pick-up Line Unique way to pick up science geeks. Wanna see my woolly mammoth?	I Gotta Have More Hawk Bell! Parody of the SNL "More Cowbell" skit. Anthropology pun.	Trust Me. I'm An Archæologist Funny design for archaeologists and archeology students. Text: Trust me. I'm An Archaeologist.
Back Off, Man. I'm A Scientist. Funny movie quote geek humor.	Trust Me, I'm An Anthropologist Funny design for anthropologists and Anthropology students.	Otonabee Snake Mound Otonabee Snake Mound is a burial effigy mound in Otonabee-South Monaghan Township, Ontario, Canada.
Cultural Anthropologists Like To Watch There they are, watching your every move, taking notes, peering into your most intimate moments of life...	Eye Amphora Beer Anthroplogists and archaeologists like beer and bad puns like my original design Eye Amphora Beer (I am for a beer).	Pok Ta Pok Real Athletes Real Athletes Make Real Sacrifices. Sometimes they ARE the sacrifices. Pok Ta Pok - Mayan ball game.
Pharaoh Thutmose III, 18th Dynasty Pharaoh Thutmose III. Egyptian king 18th dynasty. Thutmose means Thoth is Born. Egyptology, history.	Copan Stele D Mayan Frederick Catherwood's lithograph of Stela D, Copan Ruinas. 1844. Late classic period in Honduras (Xukpi).	Goddess Fertility Figurine Egyptian predynastic goddess figurine.
Great Gallery N.A. Prehistoric Pictogra Section of the Horseshoe Canyon Great Gallery pictographs, which is 200 feet series of paintings of human figures as large as seven feet high.	I Went On A Dig & All I Got Was This Stupid Chert Ever go on a long, hot, sweaty dig and get nuthin' but a lot of that stupid chert? Field tech archaeology, paleontology, and anthro geek humor.	My Career Is In Ruins - Stonehenge All that work and your career is in ruins! Funny, awful pun. Make your coworkers groan with envy.
It's A Dirty Job & I Get Paid To Do It How often do you get paid to dig in the dirt? Field techs do. How cool is that?	Skeletons, Points, & Sherds, Oh My! Funny, whimsical t shirts for archaeogists and anthro geeks with a sense of humor.	Soil Scientists Know The Dirt Soil Science humor t shirts. Funny science and geek humor.
Digger, Please Irreverant anthropology & archaeology t shirts.	Cherty Boys Field Work Humor Chert field tech humor t shirts for men.	I Like It Cherty Field Tech T Shirts I know your type - you like it cherty. Funny Archaeology, Athropology T shirts and gifts.
Cherty Girl Field Tech Humor Anthropology, Archaeology, Geology, and related sciences funny t shirts and gifts. Text: Cherty Girl. Anthro geeks, Archeologists.	Hopewell Native American Moundbuilders Hopewell Mound Group hand cut from mica. The Hopewell mound builders in Ohio traded for mica from other Native American tribes within the Hopewell Interaction Sphere. Middle Woodland archaeology.	Early Bronze Age Daggers Illustration of dagger from the Early Bronze Age, approximately 1800 BC to 1500 BC. Drawn by José-Manuel Benito Álvarez.
Science & History Related Oddities & Artifacts Oddities and artifacts that haven't found a home yet despite being centuries old. Anthropology, History, and some really gruesome Middle Ages stuff.	Geology Students Rock Who rocks? Geology students, that's who!	"The Geologist" by Carl Spitzweg "Der Geologe" or The Geologist, by Carl Spitzweg. 1860 painting. Beautiful gift for a geologist or geology student.
Geology Rocks! Bad pun, great gift for a Geologist. Funny geology t shirts.	Shirts That Don't Show The Dirt (As Much) Brown, ochre, ash, tan - t-shirts the colors of dirt to hide soe of those mud stains you get working in the field or back at the lab.	Paleo Diatoms Diatomeas Design based on an illustration by Ernst Haeckel.
Gertie the Dinosaur 1914 advertising poster for Winsor McCay's film Gertie the Dinosaur. Gertie's appearance is based on contemporary scientific dinosaur theories.	Caballo du Mas d'Azil - Paleolithic Equine Art Caballo du Mas d'Azil - Prehistoric horse clan art from France.	Pharaoh Seti I Mummy Pharaoh Seti I Mummy
Pharaoh Ramses II Mummy Pharaoh Ramses II Mummy t shirts & gifts.	I Want To Be An Ologist When I Grow Up I can't say it, but I'm gonna be one! Future Archaeologist, Anthropologist, & Geologist t shirts.	Hats & Caps For Shovel Bums Cool hats & caps for field techs in Archaeology, Anthropology, Soil Science, Geology, & CRM.