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ShovelBums.org LLC, founded in 1999, was created with the single goal of providing archaeologists and CRMer's around the world with jobs. Whether that work is work in the lab, field, or an institution ShovelBums, with 13,000+/- (May 2008) member is completely free to its members because of founder R. Joe's (me) philosophy that it is more important for archaeologists and CRMers to find archaeology and CRM jobs than to make a buck. This is a bad business model, but it is the right thing to do.

The deal has always been if you find a job through ShovelBums I would like you to just shake my, or one of the list moderators, hands someday and say thanks; and if you have some time and a few dollars, buy a beer and tell me about yourself and your days in the field. Since many of us will never cross paths you can buy me the equivalent of a virtual beer, by buying something from this site. And if you don't think we will ever cross paths and you are to broke to buy anything just drop me a note sometime using the contact form on http://www.shovelbums.org I would love to hear from you.

I make about $5 on each bumper sticker (actually I make about $5 on almost everything on this site except for children's clothes and a few misc items which I sell basically at cost). I figure $5 is about what a beer would cost at a conference, and by sporting ShovelBums gear you are able to show that you support this free service and want to keep it going!

The free service ShovelBums not only provides more archaeologists with jobs than any other service in the world, but now also produces one of the worlds largest directories of Archaeology Field Schools. ShovelBums has also been instrumental in helping to stop the fundamentalist movement to teach "intelligent design" as science in public schools. Read about the massive petition on no intelligent design as science at: www.shovelbums.org and A Scientific Support for Darwinism on the Wikipedia.

Best,

R. Joe

Every bumper sticker there is

Every bumper sticker there is
Every bumper sticker available from ShovelBums for archaeologists and CRMer's in one large list!

Archaeology

Bumper stickers

Bumper stickers
Printed on 4 mil vinyl with UV and water resistant inks - these are meant to last.

Submit an idea to slogans@shovelbums.net for a chance to win gear

Fighting Terrorism Since 1492

Fighting Terrorism Since 1492
Fighting Terrorism Since 1492: Geronimo, Sitting Bull, Numaga and thier Native American peers were the Original Department of Homeland Security

Real Archaeologists Have Had A Botfly

Real Archaeologists Have Had A Botfly
Real archaeologists have had a botfly (bot fly, Dermatobia hominis). They might look nasty, ok, they are nasty, but after you have had one you can call yourself a real archaeologists.

Help Stop Illegal Immigration - Send The Europeans

Help Stop Illegal Immigration - Send The Europeans
Help Stop Illegal Immigration - Send The Europeans Home!

Archaeologists Don't Dig Dinosaurs

Archaeologists Don't Dig Dinosaurs
Archaeologists don't dig dinosaurs (or UFO's...usually!). So let the public know that we are not digging up dinosaurs. Design By Michelle @ http://www.holmquistdesign.com/

Top 10 Things Archaeologist Do Not-or rarely-Find

Top 10 Things Archaeologist Do Not-or rarely-Find
10-Dinosaur Bones
9-Mummies
8-Precious Jewelry
7-Alien Artifacts
6-Treasure Chests
5-The Lost Tribes of Israel
4-Whole Pots
3-Secret Tunnels
2-Gold
1-A Steady Job!!!

You Know You Are A Archaeologist When

Archaeologist FAQ

Archaeologist FAQ
The answers to 90% of the questions site visitors ask archaeologists; and a hoot for you!

Featuring images from Copan, Hondura, Machu Pichu, peru and original graphics by archaeologist R. Joe Brand

Per Diem - Latin For

Per Diem - Latin For "Beer Money"
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
'Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.'

Neanderthals For The Reclamation Of Europe

Neanderthals For The Reclamation Of Europe
Neanderthals are people too! Show your support for the Neanderthals, the undisputed first land holders of Europe, with these great t-shirts.

Intelligent design makes my monkey sad

Intelligent design makes my monkey sad
Primates feel very put out by intelligent design being taught as science in public classrooms. Show your favorite monkey that you care.

Intelligent Design Is A Biohazard

Intelligent Design Is A Biohazard
There is no controversy. Intelligent design is faith and should not be taught as science in public school biology classrooms.

No Intelligent Design as science in public schools

No Intelligent Design as science in public schools
Intelligent Design should not be taught as science in our public schools. It is an anti-evolution/anti-science movement funded by money lender wealth from Howard Ahmanson, Jr. The movement is orgnai

Archaeologist - No ties needed here!

Archaeologist - No ties needed here!
Archaeologist - No ties needed here! The same goes for our peers in Anthropology, Geology, Biology, and more!

Pluto - Revolve In Peace 1930-2006

Pluto - Revolve In Peace 1930-2006
Pluto - Revolve In Peace 1930-2006

My Life is in Ruins...

My Life is in Ruins...
The story of our lives and all to true. Many thanks to Cathy Pasquale for the idea!

Maya Archaeology

Maya Archaeology
Are you into Maya Archaeology? Then you are sure to love this meso-american themed Maya gear.

Respect Culture

Suggestions

Suggestions
Your ideas are appreciated and you are entered into a drawing for free gear from Shovel Bums!

Gear designed by your peers!

Gear designed by your peers!
Submit a design, and if used you could earn up to $50 in Shovel Bums gear!

Family Tree

Family Tree
Evolutionary family tree gear with: A. afarensis, A. africanus, A. robustus, H. habilis, A. boisei, H. ergaster, H. sapiens

Where do you fit in?

Archaeologists Don't Dig Dinosaurs Or UFO's

Archaeologists Don't Dig Dinosaurs Or UFO's
Now ain't that the truth...

Now go on and share it...this should save you answering about 65% of the questions you get on site. You have to admit the architectural historians are lucky they don't

Archaeology Girls Are Dirty!

Archaeology Girls Are Dirty!
Archaeology Girls know how to get dirty and still have fun in the field!

Be Patient, I Am Still Evolving

Powered by Marshalltown

Powered by Marshalltown
In cooperartion with Marshalltown trowels Shovelbums.org presents "Powered by Marshalltown"

Don't shoot...

Don't shoot...
Always be ready for hunting season. While I don't carry blaze orange, this is a start (and they yellow shirts do stick out nicely)

Dig Dig Dig

Will Tell Interesting Stories For Beer.

Will Tell Interesting Stories For Beer.
Have lifetimes of adventures but you got broke getting there? Learn from your elders and barter!

De-evolution of man

De-evolution of man
Evolution of man? No it is more like a de-evolution. Other archaeology gear featuring Indiana Jones Lied to you, information on archaeology field schools and archaeology jobs.

What Would Darwin Do?

What Would Darwin Do?
Also featuring
"What Would Kokopelli Do?"
"What Would Homo erectus Do?"

I Am A Science Widower

I Am A Science Widower
It does not matter if your spouse is an Archaeologist, Biologist, Astronomer, Physicist: You know this gear tell the truth!

Evolution Gear

Evolution Gear
I (heart) Bonobos and more evolution themed gear inside.

Archaeology Logo's and Quotes

Archaeology Logo's and Quotes
Great gear featuring classic archaeology and archaeologist theme logos and quote.

GIS - Geographic Information Systems

GIS - Geographic Information Systems
Love maps? Then you will love this gear!

Illustrator Angela Collins

Illustrator Angela Collins
This section brings together Illustrator Angela Collins contributions to Shovelbums.org. Her works are (or will be soon ;-) featured on posters, bumper stickers, t-shirts, etc...

Cultural Material Girl

Cultural Material Girl
Thanks to Jeanne A. Pepalis for this phrase.

Arrows

Arrows
With these north arrows an archaeologist will always know where they are.

Architectural History Gear

Architectural History Gear
Don't let those archaeologists have all the fun - sport your own style with these shirts and bumper stickers!

Per Diem gear

Per Diem gear
Per Diem is the lifeblood of so many archaeologists, now you can help promote getting that compensation all the time!

Gould Fish! Not Darwin Fish. Copyright ShovelBums

Gould Fish! Not Darwin Fish. Copyright ShovelBums
This is not your childhood gold fish! Since Evolution Design Inc. Threatened to sue me over my Darwin Fish I dreamed up the Steven J. Gould Fish.

Darwin Fish - Shut Down By Evolution Design, Inc.

Darwin Fish - Shut Down By Evolution Design, Inc.
I don't make enough of off this to fight a lawsuit against Evolution Design, Inc. who claims to have copyrighted an images which the courts determined to be in the public domain click to read more...

Darwin Fish - evolve from this to the Hey Zeus!

Darwin Fish - evolve from this to the Hey Zeus!
Darwin fish and Jesus fish battle in the fish wars, but Hey Zues! has the last laugh. See these great bumper stickers and gear.

Remote Sensing - GIS themed gear

Remote Sensing - GIS themed gear
Do you love remote sensing or GIS? Check out the gear selection here!

Shovel Babe

I Love Archaeology/Past/History/Dead Things

I Love Archaeology/Past/History/Dead Things
Let the world know how much you love preserving the past for the future!

Archaeologists Do it In The Dirt

Archaeologists Do it In The Dirt
Archaeologists Do it In The Dirt

Archaeologists Do It In The Field

Archaeologists Do It In The Field
Archaeologists Do It whereever they are, field, lab, office...

Always Excavate From Your Known Into The Unknown

Always Excavate From Your Known Into The Unknown
The rule all archaeologists live by.

You can't get much more basic than this

You can't get much more basic than this
Simple & clean for the minimalist in you!


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