Expressive Junction : Humor

Express your kind of Humor to the world, Don't be shy!

I hear Voices Designs Express your inner Voices. (Voices sayings and quotes.)	Wheres Wheres (my strached out) your boyfriend?	girlfriend Now accepting applications for girlfriend position.
Help Help Me	life ruled My life is ruled by monkeys	Perfect Height Hey, you're the perfect height... to kiss my ass!
turn around Turn around and walk away.... NOW	Listen Listen to me!	Wiggle Wiggle wiggle
boyfriend Now accepting applications for boyfriend position.	saddle who stuck the burr under your saddle?	Don't make me Don't make me take off my belt
Intelligence Intelligence runs in my family	Money Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.	Swimming Swimming with the fishes
creepy Creepy Crawly. Yuck.	Death Death (Flatline)	Death Death is hereditary. Isn't that the truth? Eh.
Forget I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.	Danger When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!	Dark Movie Theaters I like dark movie theaters. ANd what purpose would that be for, huh, huh?
Life Hates Me Life hates me. *Sigh* If only I had the power to turn everything around... oh wait I do, just too much work.	Quack Quack?	Kill you I like you, I will kill you last. I'd be afraid of anyone wearing this, yikes.
your drunk If you can read this... your drunk	People Person Do I look like a people person? "Gosh, man. I try to stay away, but everyone just won't leave me alone!" Here's your way to tell them to piss off, in a nicer way.	Flashlight Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Shit Creek Front: Welcome To shit creek. Back: Sorry, we are out of paddles.	Good Idea stolen I once had a good idea....but then someone else stole it...	Light Light Me Up
Sleep I sleep on the job	Outside species Oh, I am so sorry, but I dont date outside my species...	Reality Check My Reality Check bounced. Who's hasn't? (Two colors to pick from.)
Human Human Here human human, I mean kitty kitty. Self-explanatory.	Alive People i see alive people. Of course you do, duh...	God's Name How in God's name... In today's world, that is an expression that should be used for just about everything!
turn around Turn around and walk away...slowly.	Dead Man Dead man walking. Wear this design for whatever purpose or way you want to express the meaning in your way.	Grew Up I use to be an adult, before I grew up. I believe many of us could say this at some point in our lives, just depends on if you want to admit it or not.
Work Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours! Ahw, life. Just the way it should be.	Don't cry Don't Cry. I didn't mean it! ... No, really, I'm being honest with you!	Netherworld Welcome to the netherworld. Hum.
I like you I like you, I really do! What? You think I joking, pfft, I think not!(More then one text designs to choose from)	Earth Earth is full, go home! Self-Explanitory.