Mr. Clucks Employee of the Month Mr. Clucks is "Chicken Heaven" and you were Employee of the Month. That make's you what? That's right, the biggest cluck around. Wear it with pride. |
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Honey Badger Features Dan McCall's cartoon Harry the Honey Badger flipping you off because he don't care. |
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I'm Not Irish, But... So, you're probably German or something. On St. Patrick's Day everyone is the same--and alcoholic. |
Mr. Cluck's Give A Cluck! Mr. Hurley, CEO of Mr. Cluck is a giving type of guy. You might say he give's a cluck. This is his annual Give a Cluck Charity t-shirt. |
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So Irish My Liver Hurts! OK you crazy Irish Maniacs, wear the shirt that proves without a doubt you are a green-blooded Irish drinking machine. |
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Wine Is My Constant (Bottle Edition) Cabernet, Merlot, Shiraz. Now those keep me from losing my mind. |
Geronimo Jackson Dharma Lady Become a true Geronimo Jackson fan with this exclusive Dharma Lady concert tee! |
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We've Got to Get Back to the Island Things are going terribly wrong. We've got to get back to The Island. |
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Hydra Station Polar Bear Program DHARMA INITIATIVE Stated goal, repatriation, accelerated de-territorialization of Ursus maritimus (polar bear) through gene therapy and extreme climate change. |
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Swan Station Operator Dharma Swan Station Operator. Pretty cake job, really. For 540 days you have to press the numbers every 108 minutes. How hard could that be? |
Looking Glass Station Dharma Submarine Crew. The Looking Glass is an underwater DHARMA Initiative station used as a beacon to help guide in submarines approaching the Island. |
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Dharma Arrow Station Dharma came under attack from the natives early in the 1970s. The Arrow Station was created to keep tabs and defend the Initiative. |
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Beer Me I'm Irish Sure, kisses are sweet and all. But aren't you up for something a bit more bitter first? |
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Irish This vintage design has the look and feel of an old favorite. Distressed and weathered with simple coolness. |
Valenzetti Equation The Valenzetti Equation, a mathematical formula designed to predict the end of humanity, whose core numbers are 4 8 15 16 23 42. |
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O'Shitfaced The nice thing about St. Patrick's Day is that everyone gets to be Irish for a day. Here's your Irish-for-a-day name. Note: The lapel stickers and buttons are great to hand out to friends or sell at |
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Authentic Irish Toast So you're an authentic mick are you? Well then, there is no more Irish toast that this. Cheers Fuckers! If you're offended, you're probably not Irish. |
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Mullets: Business In The Front, Party In The Back Mullets are the coolest thing since the mustache. You get the best of both worlds my friend. What's more manly than long tresses parked behind a little well-trimmed butch. |
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Jumbo Squid Fishing In February 2010, Jumbo Squid started showing up off of Newport Beach, California. Fishermen went wild catching their own calamari! |
Saint Patrick: Patron Saint of the Drunk Saint Patrick isn't just just for St. Patrick's Day, he's eternally looking after your drunk ass. Like invisible hands, holding your hair as you puke. |
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Totally Wasted! Totally Wasted! You might as well just put it out there. We made lapel stickers and buttons that yo can hand out to your friends or sell at the bar for some extra beer money. Made for Irish Drunkard |
Let's Get Ready To Stumble! Let's get ready to stumble! Rock out this St Patrick's Day with some Irish enthusiasm. |
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Captain Ireland St Patrick may have drove the snakes from Ireland, but Captain Ireland defends the Irish from the forces of evil! |
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I'm Not Irish, But My Liver Is! OK, You're not Irish. Big deal. That swollen, cirrhosis-laden guy you call a liver inside you must be though. Celebrate St. Patrick's Day responsibly--with an Irish Liver. |
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Drink up Bitches, it's St. Patty's Day! Don't go another St. Patty's Day without a great shirt! For the love of all that is good, you're funnier than that! |
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St Patrick: I Want You To Get Wasted! St. Patrick isn't messing around folks. The Patron Saint of drunks is flat out telling you to get hammered. So slam some shots, sinner. |
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Beer Is My Constant Nothing better than a fresh - well, at least cold - can of DHARMA Initiative beer to keep you from dying with a massive time-travel-induced brain aneurysm! |
Beer Is My Constant Nothing better than a fresh - well, at least cold - can of DHARMA Initiative beer to keep you from dying with a massive time-travel-induced brain aneurysm! |
Cullen Family Crest The Cullen Family Crest from the feature film Twilight. Available in multiple colors. |
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So Irish My Liver Hurts! OK you crazy Irish Maniacs, wear the shirt that proves without a doubt you are a green-blooded Irish drinking machine. The hit of our 2009 St Pat's pub crawl, get a few laughs while you have some! |
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Bad People Can Do Good Too! Bad People Can Do Good Too! Dexterâ„¢ Gear for the Showtime® Original Series. |
Not Exactly The Boy Next Door Dexter Quote "Let's just say I'm not exactly the boy next door." Dexter Showtime Series Design. |
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Just Plain Murder Killing must serve a purpose, otherwise it's just plain murder. Dexter Showtime Original Series Design. |
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Make my shirt funny Shirt Happens ever-expanding arsenal of hillarious shirts. If you're going to wear clothes, they might as well have a sense of humor. |
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Political Political Gear from Obama t-shirts, to Conservative bumper stickers. Shirt Happens has you cobvered. |
Party Central All work and no play makes you suck. From homebrewer's apparel, to party shirts, to fun stuff for wine-lovers, Shirt Happens has you covered. |
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