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Too Many Cooks

Frank the Tank

Frank the Tank
You need something to wear after a long night of streaking. Right?

Beer

Beer
It can be dangerous. But by God is it magnificent.

Wonderful World of Mustaches

It's Never Weird To Wear A Beard

Florida

Minnesota

Minnesota
Spooning Wisconsin Since 1848.

Keep Your Friends Close

Humans Are Disappointing

Evil Decaf

Respect the Mustache

Respect the Mustache
Respect the Mustache. In a world of metro sexual, mascara-wearing frosted-haired eunuchs, it's time to get back to the mustachioed manliness of yesteryear.

Tennis

Tennis
The civilized way to kick your ass.

Hurley's Dharma Diner

Hurley's Dharma Diner
Come for the Food. Stay for Good. Lots of versions inside!

Milk & Cookies BFF

Milk & Cookies BFF
Best friends forever? Oh yeah. What would they do without each other?

Leprechaun In Your Pocket

Lost Hieroglyphics

Quileute Wolf Refuge

Obama's Irish Pub

Obama's Irish Pub
Not just in located in Chicago anymore! President Obama's green beer is flowing in Washington D.C. Cheers!

Dharma Staff Station

Dharma Staff Station
Dharma medical research station gear

Keep Calm and Build On

Keep Calm and Build On
For boys big and small.

Caffeine

American Peace

Vodka

Vodka
Happy Water for Fun People

You're Gorgeous

You're Gorgeous
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the - oh, never mind. I am.

Same Crap

Buttered Toast

Buttered Toast
Yummy yummy, butter on his toasted tummy!

Sofa King

Sofa King
Everything here is Sofa King Great!

I Suck At Life

For My Homey's

Mr. Clucks Employee of the Month

Mr. Clucks Employee of the Month
Mr. Clucks is "Chicken Heaven" and you were Employee of the Month. That make's you what? That's right, the biggest cluck around. Wear it with pride.

Middle Finger of Death

Honey Badger

Honey Badger
Features Dan McCall's cartoon Harry the Honey Badger flipping you off because he don't care.

Get Out The Plastic

Kiss Me, I'm German!

I'm Not Irish, But...

I'm Not Irish, But...
So, you're probably German or something. On St. Patrick's Day everyone is the same--and alcoholic.

Mr. Cluck's Give A Cluck!

Mr. Cluck's Give A Cluck!
Mr. Hurley, CEO of Mr. Cluck is a giving type of guy. You might say he give's a cluck. This is his annual Give a Cluck Charity t-shirt.

I Believe In The Easter Bunny

I Believe In The Easter Bunny
Classic Easter Cuteness

Irish Toast Beer Can

Irish Toast Beer Can
The original Irish Toast.

So Irish My Liver Hurts!

So Irish My Liver Hurts!
OK you crazy Irish Maniacs, wear the shirt that proves without a doubt you are a green-blooded Irish drinking machine.

Wine Is My Constant (Bottle Edition)

Wine Is My Constant (Bottle Edition)
Cabernet, Merlot, Shiraz. Now those keep me from losing my mind.

Geronimo Jackson Dharma Lady

Geronimo Jackson Dharma Lady
Become a true Geronimo Jackson fan with this exclusive Dharma Lady concert tee!

Irish of the World Unite!

Irish of the World Unite!
Raise a glass and show your Irish pride this St Patrick's Day, or any day!

We've Got to Get Back to the Island

We've Got to Get Back to the Island
Things are going terribly wrong. We've got to get back to The Island.

Ah Gravity...

Ah Gravity...
Thou art a heartless bitch.

Fly Over Idaho

Hydra Station Polar Bear Program

Hydra Station Polar Bear Program
DHARMA INITIATIVE Stated goal, repatriation, accelerated de-territorialization of Ursus maritimus (polar bear) through gene therapy and extreme climate change.

Green Beer Makes Your Stronger

O'Shitfaced Beer Can

O'Shitfaced Beer Can
The original Irish lager.

Swan Station Operator

Swan Station Operator
Dharma Swan Station Operator. Pretty cake job, really. For 540 days you have to press the numbers every 108 minutes. How hard could that be?

St Patrick's Day

St Patrick's Day
Christmas for Drunks

Looking Glass Station

Looking Glass Station
Dharma Submarine Crew. The Looking Glass is an underwater DHARMA Initiative station used as a beacon to help guide in submarines approaching the Island.

Dharma Station Identification Map

Slainte

Slainte
Cheers! Gaelic-speaking fun for your St Patrick's Day celebration.

Dharma Arrow Station

Dharma Arrow Station
Dharma came under attack from the natives early in the 1970s. The Arrow Station was created to keep tabs and defend the Initiative.

Irish Stopwatch

Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack

Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack
Mr. Clucks is "Chicken Heaven"

All Over Tees

Irish

Irish
Show your Irish side!

O'Shitfaced

O'Shitfaced
Your St. Patrick's Day name is O'Shitfaced. (This is the funky Irish Orange version)

Today's Menu Choices

Need More Beer

Need More Beer
This outline won't drink itself.

Oceanic Airlines

Oceanic Airlines
Flights. Half Off.

Beer Me I'm Irish

Beer Me I'm Irish
Sure, kisses are sweet and all. But aren't you up for something a bit more bitter first?

Mustache Rides

Beer Is My Constant (Bottle Edition)

Beer Is My Constant (Bottle Edition)
Beer keeps me from losing my mind.

Hooligan

Irish Beer Pong Team

Irish Beer Pong Team
Green beer, the breakfast of Irish Beer Pong Champions.

I Shamrock Shenanigans

I Shamrock Shenanigans
You probably also love tomfoolery and deviltry.

It's more boring in Iowa

It's more boring in Iowa
It's more boring in Iowa shirts.

Official St Patty's

Official St Patty's
This is my official St Patrick's Day drinking shirt.

Irish I Had Beer

Irish

Irish
This vintage design has the look and feel of an old favorite. Distressed and weathered with simple coolness.

Valenzetti Equation

Valenzetti Equation
The Valenzetti Equation, a mathematical formula designed to predict the end of humanity, whose core numbers are 4 8 15 16 23 42.

Talking In Cursive

Honey Badger

Honey Badger
He doesn't give a Sh#&

So Irish My Liver Hurts

Drink Up Bitches

Alcoholics of the World Unite

Alcoholics of the World Unite
From each according to their booze, to each according to their thirst.

Fly Over Montana

O'Shitfaced

O'Shitfaced
The nice thing about St. Patrick's Day is that everyone gets to be Irish for a day. Here's your Irish-for-a-day name. Note: The lapel stickers and buttons are great to hand out to friends or sell at

Authentic Irish Toast

Authentic Irish Toast
So you're an authentic mick are you? Well then, there is no more Irish toast that this. Cheers Fuckers! If you're offended, you're probably not Irish.

Drink Up Bitches!

Fly Over Idaho

I Love St Patty's

I Love St Patty's
Yes, you love St. Patrick's Day. But why do you love it?

Like

Mullets: Business In The Front, Party In The Back

Mullets: Business In The Front, Party In The Back
Mullets are the coolest thing since the mustache. You get the best of both worlds my friend. What's more manly than long tresses parked behind a little well-trimmed butch.

Jumbo Squid Fishing

Jumbo Squid Fishing
In February 2010, Jumbo Squid started showing up off of Newport Beach, California. Fishermen went wild catching their own calamari!

Bitches

Bitches
Get Stuff Done

Saint Patrick: Patron Saint of the Drunk

Saint Patrick: Patron Saint of the Drunk
Saint Patrick isn't just just for St. Patrick's Day, he's eternally looking after your drunk ass. Like invisible hands, holding your hair as you puke.

Let's Go Streaking

Let's Go Streaking
Don't leave Frank the Tank all by his lonesome!

Team Coco

Team Coco
Show your support for Conan.

Gentlemen

Gentlemen
Let's Get Hammered.

Totally Wasted!

Totally Wasted!
Totally Wasted! You might as well just put it out there. We made lapel stickers and buttons that yo can hand out to your friends or sell at the bar for some extra beer money. Made for Irish Drunkard

Let's Get Ready To Stumble!

Let's Get Ready To Stumble!
Let's get ready to stumble! Rock out this St Patrick's Day with some Irish enthusiasm.

Florida

Florida
The Social Security State

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy St Patrick's Day
Classic St Pat's Tees

Captain Ireland

Captain Ireland
St Patrick may have drove the snakes from Ireland, but Captain Ireland defends the Irish from the forces of evil!

Fauxhawks

Fauxhawks
Keep it real.

Super Irish

Irish Pub Boxing

Irish Pub Boxing
Pub pugilism? Bar room brawler? Na, just Irish.

Conversion Vans

Conversion Vans
The Original Party Machine.

Delfino Plumbing

Delfino Plumbing
Want Mike to check your plumbing?

Olde Irish 800

Olde Irish 800
Olde Irish 800. The choice of Irish hood rats everywhere.

La Push Wolves

I Believe In Leprechauns

I Believe In Leprechauns
You and Cartman that is.

I'm Not Irish, But My Liver Is!

I'm Not Irish, But My Liver Is!
OK, You're not Irish. Big deal. That swollen, cirrhosis-laden guy you call a liver inside you must be though. Celebrate St. Patrick's Day responsibly--with an Irish Liver.

Winning Shamrock

Winning Shamrock
Perfect for all Vatican Assassin Irish Warlocks with fangs dripping Tiger Blood.

St Patty's Is For Drinkers

Irish Fight Club

Irish Fight Club
St Patrick's Fists Irish Fight Club. Throwing down from Dublin to Boston.

Irish Whisky

Irish Whisky
Keeping thr Irish from ruling the world since 1743.

Winning or Death

Winning or Death
Failure is not an option.

Tiger Blood

Tiger Blood
Winning Every Moment

Drink up Bitches, it's St. Patty's Day!

Drink up Bitches, it's St. Patty's Day!
Don't go another St. Patty's Day without a great shirt! For the love of all that is good, you're funnier than that!

Philosoraptor

St.Patrick's Pub Crawl

St.Patrick's Pub Crawl
St Patrick will bring you to your knees this St. Patrick's Day!

Erin Go Bragh

Erin Go Bragh
Saint Patrick's Battalion flag. The Irish gaelic motto reads: "Ireland forever"

I've Got Tiger Blood, man.

I've Got Tiger Blood, man.
The classic Sheenism.

Live Together, Die Alone

Live Together, Die Alone
Live Together, Die Alone.

I Survived the Smoke Monster

St Patrick: I Want You To Get Wasted!

St Patrick: I Want You To Get Wasted!
St. Patrick isn't messing around folks. The Patron Saint of drunks is flat out telling you to get hammered. So slam some shots, sinner.

Smokey Is My Homeboy

Smokey Is My Homeboy
Sure, the Black Smoke Monster from Lost might kill people, but he's My Homeboy!

Real Irishmen Use Two Fists!

Beer Is My Constant

Beer Is My Constant
Nothing better than a fresh - well, at least cold - can of DHARMA Initiative beer to keep you from dying with a massive time-travel-induced brain aneurysm!

Beer Is My Constant

Beer Is My Constant
Nothing better than a fresh - well, at least cold - can of DHARMA Initiative beer to keep you from dying with a massive time-travel-induced brain aneurysm!

Cullen Family Crest

Cullen Family Crest
The Cullen Family Crest from the feature film Twilight. Available in multiple colors.

So Irish My Liver Hurts!

So Irish My Liver Hurts!
OK you crazy Irish Maniacs, wear the shirt that proves without a doubt you are a green-blooded Irish drinking machine. The hit of our 2009 St Pat's pub crawl, get a few laughs while you have some!

Black Family Crest

I Messed With Texas

I Messed With Texas
I'm still here too.

Bad People Can Do Good Too!

Bad People Can Do Good Too!
Bad People Can Do Good Too! Dexter™ Gear for the Showtime® Original Series.

Forks Changed Me

Not Exactly The Boy Next Door Dexter Quote

Not Exactly The Boy Next Door Dexter Quote
"Let's just say I'm not exactly the boy next door." Dexter Showtime Series Design.

Just Plain Murder

Just Plain Murder
Killing must serve a purpose, otherwise it's just plain murder. Dexter Showtime Original Series Design.

Records

Records
Retro records shirts

Copy of Justice Is A Power Saw

Copy of Justice Is A Power Saw
Sometimes justice is a powersaw. Dexter Showtime Series Design.

Justice Is A Power Saw

Justice Is A Power Saw
Sometimes justice is a powersaw. Dexter Showtime Series Design.

Seasons, Ocassions, & Holidays

Seasons, Ocassions, & Holidays
Birthdays, Christmas, Weddings, you name it.

I'm Huge in Ireland

I'm Huge in Ireland
Show that you're a big deal for St. Patty's Day.

Make my shirt funny

Make my shirt funny
Shirt Happens ever-expanding arsenal of hillarious shirts. If you're going to wear clothes, they might as well have a sense of humor.

Political

Political
Political Gear from Obama t-shirts, to Conservative bumper stickers. Shirt Happens has you cobvered.

Party Central

Party Central
All work and no play makes you suck. From homebrewer's apparel, to party shirts, to fun stuff for wine-lovers, Shirt Happens has you covered.

Games & Avocations

Games & Avocations
From video games to hobbies.

Bumper Stickers!

Bumper Stickers!
Bumper Stickers Galore!

Graphic Tees

Graphic Tees
Graphic Tees. Retro, vintage, funked, cute, and urban.

Want to Get Lucky?

Want to Get Lucky?
Aww, isn't that cute. Somebody's horny.

Kids

Kids
Shirts for Youths

Maternity

Maternity
Pregnant women need cool shirts. We know this because we've been pregnant.

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