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TennisThe civilized way to kick your ass. |
Frank the TankYou need something to wear after a long night of streaking. Right? |
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BeerIt can be dangerous. But by God is it magnificent. |
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Respect the MustacheRespect the Mustache. In a world of metro sexual, mascara-wearing frosted-haired eunuchs, it's time to get back to the mustachioed manliness of yesteryear. |
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Hydra Station Polar Bear ProgramDHARMA INITIATIVE Stated goal, repatriation, accelerated de-territorialization of Ursus maritimus (polar bear) through gene therapy and extreme climate change. |
VodkaHappy Water for Fun People |
You're GorgeousMirror mirror on the wall, who's the - oh, never mind. I am. |
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Mr. Clucks Employee of the MonthMr. Clucks is "Chicken Heaven" and you were Employee of the Month. That make's you what? That's right, the biggest cluck around. Wear it with pride. |
Honey BadgerFeatures Dan McCall's cartoon Harry the Honey Badger flipping you off because he don't care. |
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Mr. Cluck's Give A Cluck!Mr. Hurley, CEO of Mr. Cluck is a giving type of guy. You might say he give's a cluck. This is his annual Give a Cluck Charity t-shirt. |
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Swan Station OperatorDharma Swan Station Operator. Pretty cake job, really. For 540 days you have to press the numbers every 108 minutes. How hard could that be? |
Looking Glass StationDharma Submarine Crew. The Looking Glass is an underwater DHARMA Initiative station used as a beacon to help guide in submarines approaching the Island. |
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Dharma Arrow StationDharma came under attack from the natives early in the 1970s. The Arrow Station was created to keep tabs and defend the Initiative. |
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Valenzetti EquationThe Valenzetti Equation, a mathematical formula designed to predict the end of humanity, whose core numbers are 4 8 15 16 23 42. |
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Jumbo Squid FishingIn February 2010, Jumbo Squid started showing up off of Newport Beach, California. Fishermen went wild catching their own calamari! |
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Beer Is My ConstantNothing better than a fresh - well, at least cold - can of DHARMA Initiative beer to keep you from dying with a massive time-travel-induced brain aneurysm! |
Beer Is My ConstantNothing better than a fresh - well, at least cold - can of DHARMA Initiative beer to keep you from dying with a massive time-travel-induced brain aneurysm! |
Cullen Family CrestThe Cullen Family Crest from the feature film Twilight. Available in multiple colors. |
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Just Plain MurderKilling must serve a purpose, otherwise it's just plain murder. Dexter Showtime Original Series Design. |
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Make my shirt funnyShirt Happens ever-expanding arsenal of hillarious shirts. If you're going to wear clothes, they might as well have a sense of humor. |
PoliticalPolitical Gear from Obama t-shirts, to Conservative bumper stickers. Shirt Happens has you cobvered. |
Party CentralAll work and no play makes you suck. From homebrewer's apparel, to party shirts, to fun stuff for wine-lovers, Shirt Happens has you covered. |
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Graphic TeesGraphic Tees. Retro, vintage, funked, cute, and urban. |
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MaternityPregnant women need cool shirts. We know this because we've been pregnant. |
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