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Mess With Texas DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! Why? Cause it's not polite to pick on the mentally challenged? To Hell with that. |
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Keep Barack and Carry On It takes time to clean up 30 years of Elephant Poop. Keep Calm and Carry On with Barack Obama. |
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Remember Me? Remember the last time you voted Republican and the idiot you voted for broke the world? |
Giant City. Talk all you want. Control the headlines. But there's only squad that WINS in this GIANT City. |
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No Tebowing! Is New York City ready for the son of a Preacher Man? Are fire and brimstone en route to Babylon? That ain't how NYC rolls. |
1 Time @ Band Camp Oh, and this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy! Like warm apple pie. |
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Mitt Ain't Shit! Flip Floppin' Romney doesn't even impress Republicans. You think Barrack Obama is worried about this tool? |
Let's Stay Together 2012 President Obama sang it himself, "Let's Stay Together!". It takes more than 3 years to clean up 8 years of elephant dung. |
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LBJ The King with out a crown stayin' away from your hometown? We have just the right stuff for Cleveland, New York and Chicago. |
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T Party I pity the fool who thinks we're talkin' bout a bunch of white haired angry white folks. Suckas. |
Got Drank? A tribute to American ingenuity! Purple Drank. Only in America. Well, the South, at least. |
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Who's Scruffy Looking? Shirtbewithyou.com is calling all you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herders. |
Club Vandersexxx Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled. |
Legalize V The energy? The sex? The hallucinations? It's like cocaine, viagra and mushrooms all in one! |
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Sir France Is Bacon Bacon Humor. The only kind of humor. Sir Francis Bacon? Nah. Sir, France Is Bacon. |
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Party At The Moontower Alright, Alright, Alright. Hear about the party at the moon tower? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. |
Das Boot Happy Oktoberfest From Shirtbewithyou.com! For a true Beer Lover, beer is better when drank from Das Boot! |
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No Rick Perry Do you really want another Stupid Texan that distrusts science, misinterprets The Bible and can't really speak English in the White House? Didn't think so. |
YES WE CAM! Not only did he take a paycut to leave Auburn for the pro's, Cam proved on day 1 that he will be football's next great thing. Hop on the Camwagon! |
Read My Lips: No New Texans! 8 Years wasn't enough for you America? Now you're flirting with Rick Perry? Bush Light? GTFO. No New Texans! |
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Jesus! (Was Probably Gay) Hell, ask any 33 year old man who's never dated what people suspect of him. |
I (Foot) Rex Does your favorite football coach like to smell ladies feet and talk about stuff he's never won? |
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Bat Shit Bachmann Pray Away the Gay? Loyalty Oaths? Vote Batshit Michele Bachmann in the 2012 Election! |
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Ask Me About My Sausage Whether your Abe Frohman or just a man with a grill, everyone loves your sausage. |
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Small People against BP "We Care About The Small People" - BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg. Well Carl-Henric, the small people don't care about you! |
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Remembering Bradlees Throughout the Northeast, especially NJ, Bradlees was the last sign of innocence pre-Walmart invasion. |
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Arizona: A Dry Hate Arizona SB1070, aka the "Show Me Your Papers" Bill comes from the same state that refused an MLK Holiday. Coincedence? |
Spill, Baby, Spill Those chants from Sarah Palin don't seem as loud now that BP's greased up the Gulf of Mexico. |
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Horton's Bike Shop Poor Dudley got down to his tightey-whitey's at old Mr. Horton's Bike Shop playing Tarzan. Arnold just came for the wine. |
No Means No, Ben Big Ben may have gotten a small suspension but that doesn't mean he's off the hook. No matter how drunk. No Means No. |
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Impeach Christie Unless you're a millionaire in New Jersey, you're not pleased with the man who's (extra) large and in charge. Especially if you care about children. |
Jacob Sent Me What lies in the shadow of the statue? Does anyone really know? Or ever expect to? What we do know is, when you find yourself about to be killed by tropical samurais, just say Jacob Sent Me. |
Abstinence: 99.99% Effective Your Sex Ed teacher told you that Abstaining was the only 100% Effective Birth Control method out there. But they lied to you. Right, Mary? |
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Buck Frett We feel your pain Cheeseheads. Betrayal is a Five Letter Word. All you Packa Backas just need to tell Frett to Buck Himself. |
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Prison Bitch The backup QB's going to have flashbacks when the soap gets dropped in Philly this year. Toture Dogs and you become the Bitch. Irony. |
Kim Jong Il: WTF? Little Man, Big Issues. North Korea's testing nukes, and the man behind the curtain is a psychotic midget. WTF????? |
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Cafe Disco It's a Disco but it's also a Cafe. What would you call that? Cafe Disco? That's What She Said! |
Constipated People No, we're not above stupid Poop Humor. And we sympathize with all the constipated people out there. |
Mother Lover Every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night! If you thought Dick in a Box was an instant classic, than this Mother's Day Ballad is right in your wheelhouse. |
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I Love Margaritas If you heart a 'rita, then we got the goods for you. A Cinco De Mayo classic thats great 12 months a year. |
Cinco De Mayo! Spanish: Cinco De Mayo. English: Fifth of May. Spanglish: 5 Jars of Mayonnaise. Tis the season for Mayo And Margaritas. Or, Mayoritas! |
Shirt > House Is your home value in the crapper? Has your property been Bushed? Do you owe a quarter million bucks on a $10 plot of land? You're not alone in the Great Recession. |
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Obama 2012 Yes We Can do it all over again. Get a jump start on Rush Limbaugh and his drones with these OBAMA 12 products. |
Over RAYted 2008 was a nice cute run but the Rays folded up like a cheap tent in the end. Now it's back to reality for poor Tampa. |
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New York Chokes A September Tradition: A certain team from Flushing, NY chokes away the pennant. And a move to citi Field likely won't change that. |
Shite Faced This St. Paddy's day your on a mission: Get Shite Faced. It's like being Shit-Faced, only a little more Irish. |
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Feck Off Having one of those St. Patrick's Days where you really just want a beer, and nothing else? Let your T-Shirt do the talking. Feck Off! |
Thats What Che Said Viva La Revolucion? Thats What She Said! Um, we mean, thats what Che Said! The perfect gift for the Armchair Revolutionary. Ernesto Gueverra would be proud! |
Animal Lover Do you love Animals? Tasty, delicious, salivating animals? Fear not, fellow meat lovers - we have the product for you. |
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Meatetarian Got Meat? Being a Meatetarian is a personal choice. But that doesnt mean you should be ashamed to share your carnivorous beliefs with the rest of the world. |
bELIeve! You gotta Believe! It's Eli's favorite time of the year again. Fresh off of last year's 18-1 Miracle, the road to glory goes through the Meadowlands. |
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Hosehead Pub Hey Hosehead! A little bit of Manitoba in New York City. Donuts on the house, Nobody turns of the lights, and "Lets Go To The Mall" on the karaoke machine! |
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Wash Your Balls The Golden Rule of Beer Pong: Wash Your Balls. Your Balls Get Dirty. Check out our wide array of colors available for Ball Washers everywhere. |
Afraid of the Dark? Canadians Are Afraid of the Dark? Get oot of here. I don't know what that's aboot. |
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Bush's Farewell Kiss A fitting ending to the Bush Error. 1.20.09 Can't come soon enough for the rest of the world. Now he's having shoes thrown at him. |
Detroit: 0-16 Detroit has done it. As if the Auto Crisis wasn't enough, they have managed to do what was once unthinkable: An Entire Winless Season. A fitting end to the Millen Era, er, Error. |
Der Pope! Benedict XVI: Der Pope! Celebrate the most powerful German in the world since, um...David Hasselhoff. Yeah. Him. |
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Time To Get IL Barack Obama. Rod Blagojevich. Wrigley Field for Sale. Illinois is the new Texas. America, It's Time To Get IL |
Beer Pong Warning Even the Surgeon General thinks it's dangerous to line up across the beer pong table from me. |
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It's 12:00 Somewhere Happy Hour? Why wait till 5:00? Everyone knows that it's never too early to tap a keg. It's 12:00 somewhere. |
Florida: America's Penis Do we really need to say anymore? If you look at a map, yes, Florida is America's penis. |
President Barack Obama Our Long National Nightmare is over. Out with George Bush. In with President Barack Obama. We have multiple products to celebrate. |
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Philadelphia: World Champs We can't believe it either. The City of Brotherly Love is once again the home of a Champion. We have a couple of designs to honor the accomplishment. |
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Duck Fallas Duck'em all right? Sick of the pinkies and the drama and the whining? America's Team my ass. Criminals and Primadonnas |
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Impeach Pedro Vote for him? Get out of here. In this current climate, it's time to Impeach Pedro. "Pedro" is Spanish for Bush, right? |
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Bush's Bad The Economy, The Iraq War, The Constitution, New Orleans, New York, the Supreme Court, the Real Estate Market. Oops. He did it again. George W Bush. It's His Bad & it's up to Obama to clean it up |
The Bush Error It really needs it's own magnetic ribbon, doesn't it? We Won't Be Fooled Again! Well, maybe we will, but we surely will never forget the darkest 8 years in American History. |
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Fields of Athenry Oh Baby Let them Free Birds Fly! Young or old, you're going to love these Athenry Street Sign Designs. |
I-317 All Roads lead to St Patrick's Day, and the most important one of them all is I-317. Cant you feel the stout? |
I (Heart) Camden Camden, NJ: America's Most Dangerous City 2004 and 2005; Birthplace of the Church of Scientology, Home of the USS New Jersey, and they have an aquarium too! |
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I Love Pints Love at first (slow) pour. You're willing to wallow in anticipation of that creamy, lucious Pint. You're not alone |
Irish For O'Bama Why, he's the most Irish sounding president since Kennedy! Show off your Irish pride and you're pride in O'Bama |
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Ramapo Football Roadrunner Pride! Ramapo Football hasn't lost since the first Bush Administration! Southern Cal's got nothin on Northern Jersey |
Kiss Me I'm Amish Have you been shunned? Not feeling the love in your sheltered lifestyle? Lack of Electricity getting you down? You need a kiss! |
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I Heart J.D. Do you (heart) you some good ol' American Whiskey? Can you not drink your cola straight up without that special Tennessee twist to it? No, you don't have a problem. Well, unless you don't have an "I L |
Patrick 3:17 4:20? Nah, Not for the Irish, or those who wish they were. Three Seventeen. That magical, memorable day where everyone's Irish and immunity is a given. And on Three Eighteen? There's only 364 more day |
Dope Fresh! Jersey has many monikers and even more sarcastic remarks. But in NJ, everyone knows the truth: New Jersey is the Dope Fresh State |
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Crappy Texas It's borderline ironic where Texas lays geographically within the US. If the rest of the land collectively sat down to use the John, they'd be sitting on Texas. |
McCAIN (19) 08!!!! There's strife overseas within both the Ottoman and Austrian-Hungarian Empires. Extraordinary Times call for trusted experience. Vote McCain 08! |
Good Head You're a different class of drinker. You don't bother with watered down domestic swill. You're all about a nice, frothy pint and it's distinctive Good Head! |
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DiRTY MARTiNi Potent and DiRTY! The only way to order a martini to maximize punch and minimize the fact that they taste like gasoline. |
Washington Sucks The Nation's Capital. Whatever. They can't handle their money and they've been irrelevant as long as you can remember, right? |
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Phuck Philly 1 Phed up with the arrogance and ignorance? Just feel like saying "Phuck Philly?" You've come to the right place. |
18 and 1 Almost Perfect. Close but no cigar. All of New England was ready for 19-0 but alas, New York had something to say about it. |
New Name, Same Jackass The production sure doesn't match the talk. Kind of the football version of "Lipstick on a Pig". Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, ocho? And it doesn't even make sense |
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iCry "Thats my quarterback man!". Oh, I think Misters McNabb and Garcia would beg to differ with the boasts of loyalty from Mr. Owens. |
Boston Intelligence They may be wicked arrogant and on a bit of a hot streak, but their trifecta was ruined miraculously by none other than New York. Sorry Boston, take the caaaah to I-95 |
Philly Intelligence The Birthplace of Freedom, The Liberty Bell, The City of Brotherly Love, Rocky, but if you want to see some championships, gotta hop on the Interstate |
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The Eh! Team The Few, The Proud, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. If you're out of Maple Syrup, and if you can find them, maybe you should call, the Eh! Team. |
Talkin Aboot! No, not a workman's footwear. You know what we're talkin' aboot here. Talkin' Boot Canada, Eh! Did you know they have free healthcare? |
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One Magical Animal Pork Chops? Check. Ham? Check. Bacon? Check. Spare Ribs? Check. Hot Dogs? Probably. Face it, the pig is One Magical Animal |
Suits Suck What more needs to be said. Suits suck. Wearing them sucks. Dry Cleaning them sucks. Storing them sucks. |
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Morning Wood Rise and shine. The day promises to be Hard. Stand to Attention and Salute the morning, don't be so Stiff. And we're officially out of inuendos. Not really, but space is limited. |
Baracktoberfest While Novermber looks like it's going to be a great time for Barack Obama, let's not overlook the preceeding period. Celebrate the last Oktoberfest of the Bush Administration! |
Raped In The Gas Are you taking it in the gas on a regular basis? Drinking less beer cause you can't afford to drive to the supermarket thanks to record high gas prices? |
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Alaskans Do It and do it some more. Is it us, or are they one randy band of folks? Fertile and frisky, at the top of the world. |
Tigers Love Pepper Tigers Love Pepper, They Hate Cinnamon. Drop your jungle cat knowledge on the masses. |
Parkway Exit 82 Heading to Guido Beach for a weekend of flexin and Jaeger Bombs? Take Garden State Parkway South to 82 and your wildest Guido dreams will come true. |
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The Real Kim Shady Won't the real Kim Shady please stand up? The Little Nuissance loves him some American pop culture, and since he loves those shades.... |
Haulin Oats Lancaster County's favorite past-time. While the rest of us simply drive to the supermarket to get our food, the Amish spend their days Haulin' Oats |
That Guy I'm That Guy. Are You That Guy? You know That Guy. That Guy who played a little too much beer pong and proceeded to be, well, That Guy. |
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Galway Girl I've traveled around I've been all over this world, Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a Galway girl. |
Ireland: Established 8000 BC Irish Heritage at its finest. Ireland: The Ultimate Old School Country. Slainte! |
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St. Patrick's Cross A Keltic Cross filled to the brim with Guinness? Could it be any more Irish than this? Express yourself this St. Patrick's Day with this unique take on a classic |
Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced! Kiss Me I'm...Irish? 1/2 Irish? Not Irish? Shitfaced? This St. Patrick's Day let the whole bar know where you stand, and rise up them Pints! |