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Peyton Worshipper

Feed Equality

Feed Equality
#FeedEquality

Trophy Husband.

Trophy Husband.
Life ain't easy for a Trophy Husband, but you pull it off with style. Cheers.

I Still Hate LeBron

I Still Hate LeBron
A Ring don't change a thing!

Baltimore Blows

Baltimore Blows
Quoth the Raven, Baltimore Blows

Mess With Texas

Mess With Texas
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! Why? Cause it's not polite to pick on the mentally challenged? To Hell with that.

Keep Barack and Carry On

Keep Barack and Carry On
It takes time to clean up 30 years of Elephant Poop. Keep Calm and Carry On with Barack Obama.

Play With The Balls!

Play With The Balls!
Just Do It. Play With The Balls.

Highway 61

Highway 61
Highway 61. Revisit it!

Remember Me?

Remember Me?
Remember the last time you voted Republican and the idiot you voted for broke the world?

Midgets!

Midgets!
Little People make the world go round. Midgets!

Giant City.

Giant City.
Talk all you want. Control the headlines. But there's only squad that WINS in this GIANT City.

No Tebowing!

No Tebowing!
Is New York City ready for the son of a Preacher Man? Are fire and brimstone en route to Babylon? That ain't how NYC rolls.

1 Time @ Band Camp

1 Time @ Band Camp
Oh, and this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy! Like warm apple pie.

Who The Hell Is Kony?

Who The Hell Is Kony?
We must arrest Joseph Kony! Wait a second, who the F is Joseph Kony?

Dogs Are Not Luggage

Dogs Are Not Luggage
Tell Mitt Romney: Pets Ride Inside!

Mitt Ain't Shit!

Mitt Ain't Shit!
Flip Floppin' Romney doesn't even impress Republicans. You think Barrack Obama is worried about this tool?

Let's Stay Together 2012

Let's Stay Together 2012
President Obama sang it himself, "Let's Stay Together!". It takes more than 3 years to clean up 8 years of elephant dung.

You Down With JPP?

You Down With JPP?
You Down With JPP?

ELIte

ELIte
You can't spell "Elite" without Eli, can you New York?

Newt Gingrich: WHORE

Newt Gingrich: WHORE
Plainspeak: Newt Gingrich is a Whore!

Obama Got Osama (And Bush Didn't)

Obama Got Osama (And Bush Didn't)
George W. Bush talked the talk. Barack Obama walked the walk.

Barack'ed

Barack'ed
Osama Bin Laden: Can you smell what Barack is cooking?

Tacos: Pity The Stool

Tacos: Pity The Stool
Taco Night Rocks! Taco Morning? Not so much.

Save The Tauntauns!

Save The Tauntauns!
And you thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!

Tiger Blood

Tiger Blood
Tiger Blood. It's what's for breakfast.

Listen To Dylan

Listen To Dylan
People Who Listen To Dylan > People Who Don't Listen To Dylan

Obama Got Osama

Obama Got Osama
Are you voting for the guy who got Osama bin Laden? Or the other guy?

Blow Me

Blow Me
The peak of 1980s technology. When something didn't work, we'd simply blow it.

Judas of South Beach

Judas of South Beach
For thirty pieces of silver, King James has taking his talents to South Beach.

Jesus Shaves

Jesus Shaves
Ain't nothing like a freshly shaven Son of Man now is there?

LBJ

LBJ
The King with out a crown stayin' away from your hometown? We have just the right stuff for Cleveland, New York and Chicago.

#WINNING!

#WINNING!
Duh! Winning!

Pager Friendly

Pager Friendly
Party like it's 1994! Hotels may no longer be Pager Friendly, but you can be.

STOP!

STOP!
Stop! Collaborate and Listen.

Whale's Vagina

Whale's Vagina
Nothing says "Stay Classy" like a Whale's Vagina T-Shirt. Stay Classy San Diego!

I Heart R2

I Heart R2
These ARE the droids you're looking for.

T Party

T Party
I pity the fool who thinks we're talkin' bout a bunch of white haired angry white folks. Suckas.

Got Drank?

Got Drank?
A tribute to American ingenuity! Purple Drank. Only in America. Well, the South, at least.

Who's Scruffy Looking?

Who's Scruffy Looking?
Shirtbewithyou.com is calling all you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herders.

Club Vandersexxx

Club Vandersexxx
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.

Legalize V

Legalize V
The energy? The sex? The hallucinations? It's like cocaine, viagra and mushrooms all in one!

Fang Banger

Fang Banger
Into bangin the vamps and showing your TrueBlood?

Sir France Is Bacon

Sir France Is Bacon
Bacon Humor. The only kind of humor. Sir Francis Bacon? Nah. Sir, France Is Bacon.

Recovering Catholic

Recovering Catholic
Be Not Afraid, You'll Never Walk Alone.

Catholic By Birth, Ninja By Choice

Catholic By Birth, Ninja By Choice
Catholic By Birth, Ninja By Choice

#OccupyWallStreet

#OccupyWallStreet
They got bailed out, we got sold out. 99% of you know the drill.

Lebowski: Nice Marmot!

Lebowski: Nice Marmot!
Bringin a rodent on in to the bathtub? The Dude Abides.

Party At The Moontower

Party At The Moontower
Alright, Alright, Alright. Hear about the party at the moon tower? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Citizen Dick

Citizen Dick
Touch Me I'm Dick.

Das Boot

Das Boot
Happy Oktoberfest From Shirtbewithyou.com! For a true Beer Lover, beer is better when drank from Das Boot!

No Rick Perry

No Rick Perry
Do you really want another Stupid Texan that distrusts science, misinterprets The Bible and can't really speak English in the White House? Didn't think so.

YES WE CAM!

YES WE CAM!
Not only did he take a paycut to leave Auburn for the pro's, Cam proved on day 1 that he will be football's next great thing. Hop on the Camwagon!

Read My Lips: No New Texans!

Read My Lips: No New Texans!
8 Years wasn't enough for you America? Now you're flirting with Rick Perry? Bush Light? GTFO. No New Texans!

TEAM BACON

TEAM BACON
When it comes to delicious meaty treats of pork, we're all on the same team!

Jesus! (Was Probably Gay)

Jesus! (Was Probably Gay)
Hell, ask any 33 year old man who's never dated what people suspect of him.

I (Foot) Rex

I (Foot) Rex
Does your favorite football coach like to smell ladies feet and talk about stuff he's never won?

 Bat Shit Bachmann

Bat Shit Bachmann
Pray Away the Gay? Loyalty Oaths? Vote Batshit Michele Bachmann in the 2012 Election!

I'd Rather Be Masturbating

I'd Rather Be Masturbating
So many things to do today, but I'd rather be masturbating.

Jaegerbomb Squad

Jaegerbomb Squad
Jaegermeister + Red Bull = Bomb Squad. Even non-douchebags can enjoy a Jaegerbomb.

Wanna Touch my Dick Nixon?

Wanna Touch my Dick Nixon?
Wanna Touch My Dick Nixon? It's better than your George Bush.

Eat, Sleep, Avoid Priests

Eat, Sleep, Avoid Priests
A guide to a healthy life: eat, sleep, avoid priests.

Ask Me About My Sausage

Ask Me About My Sausage
Whether your Abe Frohman or just a man with a grill, everyone loves your sausage.

Hoo-Ray For Bacon

Hoo-Ray For Bacon
No Bacon = Sad. Bacon = Happy. Hooray for Bacon.

Small People against BP

Small People against BP
"We Care About The Small People" - BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg. Well Carl-Henric, the small people don't care about you!

fu bp

fu bp
The never ending oil spill. The oil soaked wildlife. The ecological disaster. FU BP!

Remembering Bradlees

Remembering Bradlees
Throughout the Northeast, especially NJ, Bradlees was the last sign of innocence pre-Walmart invasion.

USA Soccer 2010

USA Soccer 2010
Sure we'll get excited for the World Cup. But just don't call it "Football"

Team Myself

Team Myself
Not feelin' the whole "Team This" vibe?

Arizona: A Dry Hate

Arizona: A Dry Hate
Arizona SB1070, aka the "Show Me Your Papers" Bill comes from the same state that refused an MLK Holiday. Coincedence?

Spill, Baby, Spill

Spill, Baby, Spill
Those chants from Sarah Palin don't seem as loud now that BP's greased up the Gulf of Mexico.

BEAT L.A. !

BEAT L.A. !
BEAT L.A.!

BEAT LA! (Vintage)_

BEAT LA! (Vintage)_
What more is there to say: BEAT LA!

Horton's Bike Shop

Horton's Bike Shop
Poor Dudley got down to his tightey-whitey's at old Mr. Horton's Bike Shop playing Tarzan. Arnold just came for the wine.

No Means No, Ben

No Means No, Ben
Big Ben may have gotten a small suspension but that doesn't mean he's off the hook. No matter how drunk. No Means No.

Impeach Christie

Impeach Christie
Unless you're a millionaire in New Jersey, you're not pleased with the man who's (extra) large and in charge. Especially if you care about children.

Jacob Sent Me

Jacob Sent Me
What lies in the shadow of the statue? Does anyone really know? Or ever expect to? What we do know is, when you find yourself about to be killed by tropical samurais, just say Jacob Sent Me.

Abstinence: 99.99% Effective

Abstinence: 99.99% Effective
Your Sex Ed teacher told you that Abstaining was the only 100% Effective Birth Control method out there. But they lied to you. Right, Mary?

ATF

ATF
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Now that sounds like a friggin party, doesn't it?

You're Girlfriend Likes This

You're Girlfriend Likes This
A simple status update should send the message.

Buck Frett

Buck Frett
We feel your pain Cheeseheads. Betrayal is a Five Letter Word. All you Packa Backas just need to tell Frett to Buck Himself.

Prison Bitch

Prison Bitch
The backup QB's going to have flashbacks when the soap gets dropped in Philly this year. Toture Dogs and you become the Bitch. Irony.

Dirty Girls

Dirty Girls
Everybody Loves a Dirty Girl!

Kim Jong Il: WTF?

Kim Jong Il: WTF?
Little Man, Big Issues. North Korea's testing nukes, and the man behind the curtain is a psychotic midget. WTF?????

Cafe Disco

Cafe Disco
It's a Disco but it's also a Cafe. What would you call that? Cafe Disco? That's What She Said!

Constipated People

Constipated People
No, we're not above stupid Poop Humor. And we sympathize with all the constipated people out there.

Manny Cheated

Manny Cheated
Surprise, Surprise! A Certain team in New England ended 86 years of miserable failure by riding the hypodermic pony. Just Manny being Manny they say.

Mother Lover

Mother Lover
Every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night! If you thought Dick in a Box was an instant classic, than this Mother's Day Ballad is right in your wheelhouse.

I Love Margaritas

I Love Margaritas
If you heart a 'rita, then we got the goods for you. A Cinco De Mayo classic thats great 12 months a year.

Cinco De Mayo!

Cinco De Mayo!
Spanish: Cinco De Mayo. English: Fifth of May. Spanglish: 5 Jars of Mayonnaise. Tis the season for Mayo And Margaritas. Or, Mayoritas!

Shirt > House

Shirt > House
Is your home value in the crapper? Has your property been Bushed? Do you owe a quarter million bucks on a $10 plot of land? You're not alone in the Great Recession.

As Seen on Dateline

As Seen on Dateline
Did they catch a predator when you arranged your last play-date?

Obama 2012

Obama 2012
Yes We Can do it all over again. Get a jump start on Rush Limbaugh and his drones with these OBAMA 12 products.

Over RAYted

Over RAYted
2008 was a nice cute run but the Rays folded up like a cheap tent in the end. Now it's back to reality for poor Tampa.

New York Chokes

New York Chokes
A September Tradition: A certain team from Flushing, NY chokes away the pennant. And a move to citi Field likely won't change that.

Irish Hooligan

Irish Hooligan
Everyone's entitled to be a Hooligan on St. Patrick's Day.

Shite Faced

Shite Faced
This St. Paddy's day your on a mission: Get Shite Faced. It's like being Shit-Faced, only a little more Irish.

Feck Off

Feck Off
Having one of those St. Patrick's Days where you really just want a beer, and nothing else? Let your T-Shirt do the talking. Feck Off!

Thats What Che Said

Thats What Che Said
Viva La Revolucion? Thats What She Said! Um, we mean, thats what Che Said! The perfect gift for the Armchair Revolutionary. Ernesto Gueverra would be proud!

Animal Lover

Animal Lover
Do you love Animals? Tasty, delicious, salivating animals? Fear not, fellow meat lovers - we have the product for you.

Meatetarian

Meatetarian
Got Meat? Being a Meatetarian is a personal choice. But that doesnt mean you should be ashamed to share your carnivorous beliefs with the rest of the world.

Wear the Bag Detroit

Wear the Bag Detroit
Put the bag on your head, you made history, the team to ever go 0-16!

bELIeve!

bELIeve!
You gotta Believe! It's Eli's favorite time of the year again. Fresh off of last year's 18-1 Miracle, the road to glory goes through the Meadowlands.

Ding Ding

Ding Ding
Our shirts are better than your kids.

Sprinkle Cheese

Sprinkle Cheese
Yeah. Sprinkle cheese. Not that fancy single slice stuff..

Hosehead Pub

Hosehead Pub
Hey Hosehead! A little bit of Manitoba in New York City. Donuts on the house, Nobody turns of the lights, and "Lets Go To The Mall" on the karaoke machine!

Wash Your Balls

Wash Your Balls
The Golden Rule of Beer Pong: Wash Your Balls. Your Balls Get Dirty. Check out our wide array of colors available for Ball Washers everywhere.

Afraid of the Dark?

Afraid of the Dark?
Canadians Are Afraid of the Dark? Get oot of here. I don't know what that's aboot.

Iraqi Shoe Tossing

Iraqi Shoe Tossing
Got what it takes to toss your shoes at an unwelcome imbecile?

Bush's Farewell Kiss

Bush's Farewell Kiss
A fitting ending to the Bush Error. 1.20.09 Can't come soon enough for the rest of the world. Now he's having shoes thrown at him.

Detroit: 0-16

Detroit: 0-16
Detroit has done it. As if the Auto Crisis wasn't enough, they have managed to do what was once unthinkable: An Entire Winless Season. A fitting end to the Millen Era, er, Error.

Der Pope!

Der Pope!
Benedict XVI: Der Pope! Celebrate the most powerful German in the world since, um...David Hasselhoff. Yeah. Him.

Maine, Come In!

Maine, Come In!
Maine. Friendly people. Very inviting. Good Lobster. So Come In ME!

Time To Get IL

Time To Get IL
Barack Obama. Rod Blagojevich. Wrigley Field for Sale. Illinois is the new Texas. America, It's Time To Get IL

Beer Pong Warning

Beer Pong Warning
Even the Surgeon General thinks it's dangerous to line up across the beer pong table from me.

He Who Smelt It Dealt It

He Who Smelt It Dealt It
Insecure about your farts? Follow the Lord's rule

I Hate Cats

I Hate Cats
You're a dog person? Or just a normal human being that hates cats? C'mon in.

My Spank Bank

My Spank Bank
Strike a nice pose now, I want to capture the moment.

It's 12:00 Somewhere

It's 12:00 Somewhere
Happy Hour? Why wait till 5:00? Everyone knows that it's never too early to tap a keg. It's 12:00 somewhere.

Florida: America's Penis

Florida: America's Penis
Do we really need to say anymore? If you look at a map, yes, Florida is America's penis.

President Barack Obama

President Barack Obama
Our Long National Nightmare is over. Out with George Bush. In with President Barack Obama. We have multiple products to celebrate.

Philadelphia: World Champs

Philadelphia: World Champs
We can't believe it either. The City of Brotherly Love is once again the home of a Champion. We have a couple of designs to honor the accomplishment.

Michelangelo: Pong

iSlack

iSlack
All that stuff to get done, but you're a slacker at heart, aren't you?

Duck Fallas

Duck Fallas
Duck'em all right? Sick of the pinkies and the drama and the whining? America's Team my ass. Criminals and Primadonnas

Drink Like a Champion

Drink Like a Champion
It's a simple philosophy actually. When you really think about it....

Beer Pong God

Phuck Philly 2

Phuck Philly 2
Sure, they're world phucking champs. But they're still Philly, right? Phuck Philly

Impeach Pedro

Impeach Pedro
Vote for him? Get out of here. In this current climate, it's time to Impeach Pedro. "Pedro" is Spanish for Bush, right?

G.I.L.F.

G.I.L.F.
We're not too keen on her politics, but boy, Sarah Palin sure is a MIL...er, I guess GILF.

Bush's Bad

Bush's Bad
The Economy, The Iraq War, The Constitution, New Orleans, New York, the Supreme Court, the Real Estate Market. Oops. He did it again. George W Bush. It's His Bad & it's up to Obama to clean it up

The Bush Error

The Bush Error
It really needs it's own magnetic ribbon, doesn't it? We Won't Be Fooled Again! Well, maybe we will, but we surely will never forget the darkest 8 years in American History.

Eh?

Eh?
Canada Eh? A big bright red maple leaf emblazoned with the only punctuation needed, eh?

Fields of Athenry

Fields of Athenry
Oh Baby Let them Free Birds Fly! Young or old, you're going to love these Athenry Street Sign Designs.

I-317

I-317
All Roads lead to St Patrick's Day, and the most important one of them all is I-317. Cant you feel the stout?

I (Heart) Camden

I (Heart) Camden
Camden, NJ: America's Most Dangerous City 2004 and 2005; Birthplace of the Church of Scientology, Home of the USS New Jersey, and they have an aquarium too!

P.M.T.A.

P.M.T.A.
Here's the short of it: you like tossing the little guys around.

I Heart Canada

I Heart Canada
So you're all aboot the North Country, eh? Us too.

I Love Pints

I Love Pints
Love at first (slow) pour. You're willing to wallow in anticipation of that creamy, lucious Pint. You're not alone

Irish For O'Bama

Irish For O'Bama
Why, he's the most Irish sounding president since Kennedy! Show off your Irish pride and you're pride in O'Bama

Oh Shite

Oh Shite
Shite Happens, make the most of it.

Ramapo Football

Ramapo Football
Roadrunner Pride! Ramapo Football hasn't lost since the first Bush Administration! Southern Cal's got nothin on Northern Jersey

Kiss Me I'm Amish

Kiss Me I'm Amish
Have you been shunned? Not feeling the love in your sheltered lifestyle? Lack of Electricity getting you down? You need a kiss!

I Heart J.D.

I Heart J.D.
Do you (heart) you some good ol' American Whiskey? Can you not drink your cola straight up without that special Tennessee twist to it? No, you don't have a problem. Well, unless you don't have an "I L

Patrick 3:17

Patrick 3:17
4:20? Nah, Not for the Irish, or those who wish they were. Three Seventeen. That magical, memorable day where everyone's Irish and immunity is a given. And on Three Eighteen? There's only 364 more day

Dope Fresh!

Dope Fresh!
Jersey has many monikers and even more sarcastic remarks. But in NJ, everyone knows the truth: New Jersey is the Dope Fresh State

Crappy Texas

Crappy Texas
It's borderline ironic where Texas lays geographically within the US. If the rest of the land collectively sat down to use the John, they'd be sitting on Texas.

NJ > U

NJ > U
Yeah, Jersey's better than you are. You gotta problem wit dat? Didn't think so.

McCAIN (19) 08!!!!

McCAIN (19) 08!!!!
There's strife overseas within both the Ottoman and Austrian-Hungarian Empires. Extraordinary Times call for trusted experience. Vote McCain 08!

Good Head

Good Head
You're a different class of drinker. You don't bother with watered down domestic swill. You're all about a nice, frothy pint and it's distinctive Good Head!

Beer Me

Beer Me
Let's cut to the chase: Your thirsty, and you don't do Pinot Noir

DiRTY MARTiNi

DiRTY MARTiNi
Potent and DiRTY! The only way to order a martini to maximize punch and minimize the fact that they taste like gasoline.

Washington Sucks

Washington Sucks
The Nation's Capital. Whatever. They can't handle their money and they've been irrelevant as long as you can remember, right?

Phuck Philly 1

Phuck Philly 1
Phed up with the arrogance and ignorance? Just feel like saying "Phuck Philly?" You've come to the right place.

18 and 1

18 and 1
Almost Perfect. Close but no cigar. All of New England was ready for 19-0 but alas, New York had something to say about it.

New Name, Same Jackass

New Name, Same Jackass
The production sure doesn't match the talk. Kind of the football version of "Lipstick on a Pig". Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, ocho? And it doesn't even make sense

iCry

iCry
"Thats my quarterback man!". Oh, I think Misters McNabb and Garcia would beg to differ with the boasts of loyalty from Mr. Owens.

Boston Intelligence

Boston Intelligence
They may be wicked arrogant and on a bit of a hot streak, but their trifecta was ruined miraculously by none other than New York. Sorry Boston, take the caaaah to I-95

Philly Intelligence

Philly Intelligence
The Birthplace of Freedom, The Liberty Bell, The City of Brotherly Love, Rocky, but if you want to see some championships, gotta hop on the Interstate

The Eh! Team

The Eh! Team
The Few, The Proud, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. If you're out of Maple Syrup, and if you can find them, maybe you should call, the Eh! Team.

Hug It Out

Hug It Out
Let's Hug It Out Bitch. The quickest way to conflict resolution.

Talkin Aboot!

Talkin Aboot!
No, not a workman's footwear. You know what we're talkin' aboot here. Talkin' Boot Canada, Eh! Did you know they have free healthcare?

One Magical Animal

One Magical Animal
Pork Chops? Check. Ham? Check. Bacon? Check. Spare Ribs? Check. Hot Dogs? Probably. Face it, the pig is One Magical Animal

Suits Suck

Suits Suck
What more needs to be said. Suits suck. Wearing them sucks. Dry Cleaning them sucks. Storing them sucks.

Suit Up!

Suit Up!
Suit Up! Cause tonight's gonna be Legendary.

Morning Wood

Morning Wood
Rise and shine. The day promises to be Hard. Stand to Attention and Salute the morning, don't be so Stiff. And we're officially out of inuendos. Not really, but space is limited.

Baracktoberfest

Baracktoberfest
While Novermber looks like it's going to be a great time for Barack Obama, let's not overlook the preceeding period. Celebrate the last Oktoberfest of the Bush Administration!

Raped In The Gas

Raped In The Gas
Are you taking it in the gas on a regular basis? Drinking less beer cause you can't afford to drive to the supermarket thanks to record high gas prices?

Alaskans Do It

Alaskans Do It
and do it some more. Is it us, or are they one randy band of folks? Fertile and frisky, at the top of the world.

Tigers Love Pepper

Tigers Love Pepper
Tigers Love Pepper, They Hate Cinnamon. Drop your jungle cat knowledge on the masses.

Parkway Exit 82

Parkway Exit 82
Heading to Guido Beach for a weekend of flexin and Jaeger Bombs? Take Garden State Parkway South to 82 and your wildest Guido dreams will come true.

The Real Kim Shady

The Real Kim Shady
Won't the real Kim Shady please stand up? The Little Nuissance loves him some American pop culture, and since he loves those shades....

Haulin Oats

Haulin Oats
Lancaster County's favorite past-time. While the rest of us simply drive to the supermarket to get our food, the Amish spend their days Haulin' Oats

That Guy

That Guy
I'm That Guy. Are You That Guy? You know That Guy. That Guy who played a little too much beer pong and proceeded to be, well, That Guy.

Galway Girl

Galway Girl
I've traveled around I've been all over this world, Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a Galway girl.

Ireland: Established 8000 BC

Ireland: Established 8000 BC
Irish Heritage at its finest. Ireland: The Ultimate Old School Country. Slainte!

Jersey Sucks

Jersey Sucks
Hate Boring Hockey? Hate Marty? Hate Jersey? Don't do the Devils? We got your gear.

St. Patrick's Cross

St. Patrick's Cross
A Keltic Cross filled to the brim with Guinness? Could it be any more Irish than this? Express yourself this St. Patrick's Day with this unique take on a classic

Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced!

Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced!
Kiss Me I'm...Irish? 1/2 Irish? Not Irish? Shitfaced? This St. Patrick's Day let the whole bar know where you stand, and rise up them Pints!

16 oz to Freedom

16 oz to Freedom
16 ounces. That's all it takes to liberate the mind, soul, and Irish Body.


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