Shameless Humor : Shameless Captions

Got something to say in a vintage way? Do you support breastfeeding, mermen, old-fashioned diving suits, and strange machinery? Do you like funny shirts, cool photos, and absolute hilarity?

That Strange Fella They say that for all time, back in the hills, a strange fella lurked, waiting for the chance to sneak up on folks. Finally, in 1921, this photo proved his existence. Jeb peed his pants.	Dumb-Ass Hat Jean-Jacques has forgotten his dumb-ass hat. Everyone else has theirs on. It's not fair that Jean-Jacques is not wearing his hat. The rest of us look like dumb asses.	The General and the Camel Toe Poor Edwards. His camel toe is so blatently obvious. Just because the general hasn't yet pointed it out in his customary, screaming while slapping way, doesn't mean he's not about to.
Another Stupid Scientific Experiment The guy is saying, "Sit in those metal chairs while I flood this room with water." And there's lightning, and a lightning rod in the room. It's hard to see here, but it's funny up close.	Rub My Butt On Jones Aren't we all tempted to rub our butts on Jones? That danged Jones. He's always right there at butt-level. Every freakin' day! I'll bet he won't sit there after a few good butt rubs.	Floppy-Hat And Sissy-Boots Floppy-Hat and Sissy-Boots, the two dirtiest men in Arizona before 1900. Their meeting was a mundane occasion, though it was filled with insults, spitting, and strange 'Western Talk'.
Mad Devil's Horrible Death Island I can't believe Jenny! She's bitched about this trip since we started. "Mad Devil's Horrible Death Island?!" she screamed, "That sounds like a crappy place to vacation!" And that's not all.	Girls Welding Strange Creatures Together Attending an all girls school has its definate down sides. But there are also plenty of great things about it. There's all sorts of experimentation. These girls liked welding creatures together.	Knife to a Gunfight Thing White guys with guns taking on an indigenous tribe who fight with knives... Hmm... Seems fair. I think Indiana Jones shot a dude with a sword and said this. Dink.
Dink Brothers House Sitting Service Oh those Dink Brothers! They never get anything right. They came prepared to ward off burglars, it looks like, but they have no idea about house-sitting. Don't hire these dudes.	I Wonder Why Bob's Condom Never Inflates... Betty has a new job testing condoms! It's a great job. However, Bob's not gonna like the questions she brings home from work. Now that she knows just how far a condom can stretch...	Original Pimp Action Squad Are you an original pimp? These fellas certainly are. They're the pimpinest of all pimps. You can call each one, "Pimpy Pimpersons of the Pimpyville Pimpers". They're the OPAS. Watch out bitches!
Scientists Love Cyclops Minotaurs We surveyed one hundred people about what scientists love, and we came up with this answer: Cyclops Minotaurs! It wasn't nuclear power, string theory, or even mitochondria. They like their fur.	Watch Out for the V.D.! This old guy is absolutely serious. Seriously deranged, with a serious case of crabs. But he means it, kids, watch out for the V.D.	Bad Survivalists These dudes are BAD! They're draggin' around their cooler, looking for someplace to build a lean-to, when Hanky-Ted realizes what Jimbo packed for the trip. Survive THIS, Jimbo.
Male Reproductive Cycle So ya think you've got us all figured out, don't you? Well, look inside the sex-drive, and you'll find the male reproductive cycle. It's complicated, isn't it?	Fuckin' Gary And That Giant Bird Don't you just hate Gary? He's always screwin' stuff up. Like when that giant bird and that killer whale were about to eat us, and he was all, "Don't you think they'll just fight each other?"	Ancient Breakdancers Did It Naked We're not talkin' the 80's, either. Look at these petroglyphs-- they're dated six hundred and fifteen million years ago. Naked breakdancers. Carved in stone.
Undersea Picnic Tip #420 Scuba Picnic Digest rates Rea Breather's articles on underwater entertaining among the top in the deepsea world. This photo is from her winning piece on summer afternoons under the waves.	Gigantic, Rabid Bird See, what happened was, the guy yelling "Get in!" was just flying around in his blimp, and that gigantic bird noticed him, and the guy noticed that the bird was curious, rabid, and hungry.	Original Pimp Nekkid Carwash Yeah, that's right. You knew the OPAS would go there. They've put together the original nude carwash. Oh yeah, scrubbin' and buffin' pimp-style. Bring your ride on down for an old school wash.
Sometimes Plants Are Just Nasty Nasty little plants! Don't they look like erect penises? Well don't they? Peni? Is it Peni? Well, whatever, they're gross.	Build Your Own Diving Outfit Have you ever wanted to build your own deep sea diving suit? Of course you have! Well, here's the plans for it. All you need to take a walk on the wet side. Don't forget the spit cock!	Build Your Own Satellite Everyone should have their own satellite. I studied this detailed schematic for about eleven minutes, and got straight to work on mine. It's in geosynchronous orbit right now.
A View of Breastfeeding We support breastfeeding! Please, ladies, whip 'em out wherever you are, and let your baby suckle. I know a woman named Barbara who will not like, "Hey Ms. Walters..." But that's HER View, not ours	Rad Dad Is your dad rad? Are you a rad dad yourself? The world needs more rad dads, or at least dads wearing shirts that say they are rad. There's a cool vintage dude bein' rad to make your dad glad.	Rad Dad Kite Dude I was lookin' around for cool vintage dudes doing either way rad things, or way dad things. I found some weird ones. Then I found this weird one. Go fly a kite with your rad dad on Father's Day.