Mayhem : The Craft Witch

Drown
I tried to drown my troubles

I'm not shy
I'm studying my prey

Optimism
Rather than curse the darkness I could light a candle...with a little luck I could torch the place.

I'm here to kill you
(Next time keep that chain letter going)

Owned
Another of my teenagers' ideas

Legally, it's questionable
Morally, disgusting. Personally, I like it.

I've got a perfect body
but it's in a trunk and starting to smell

Mood ring
My mood ring isn't a fashion statement. It's a court order

This calls for...
a very subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

Depart this world
I'd like to depart this world the same way I arrived. Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.

Never settle
with words what you can settle with a flamethrower

Capital punishment
Capital punishment makes the State a murderer...But imprisonment makes it a Gay Dungeonmaster