
Hello and Welcome to Shmatte For You! (Shmatte - pronouned "shmah'tuh" : a garment or rag) Hmm, who is Scott Everett Berger? A comedian from Southern California who loves bacon, his wife, and eating pie. I'm also one of the co-producers of The Comedy Outpost - taking comedy to the outskirts, and founder of the J.F.B.: Jews For Bacon. I've got some great Comedy Outpost gear here, as well as on my other store...cafepress.com/comedyoutpost Are you a Hot Yenta Bitch or just a Bad Jew at heart? (yenta : a gabby, talkative woman, a matchmaker - a term of endearment) (Bad Jew : anyone of Jewish descent that's broke and eats pork) Then wear your shmatte proud! Send me a picture of you wearing any of these fine products and I just might post it on my website! Send to scotteverettberger@yahoo.com L'Chaim (To Life!), Scott


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C.O. logo Golf Shirt$20.99


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Life's Short Laugh Hard Men's Sleeveless Tee$18.99
PROPHETS White T-Shirt$19.99
PROPHETS Women's Tank Top$19.99
SEB Drumming Quote Organic Cotton Tee$24.99
PROPHET Green T-Shirt$19.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Fitted T-Shirt$20.99


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Fuck Cancer Yellow T-Shirt$19.99
Comedian Black Cap$15.99


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J.F.B. Tote Bag$14.99
PROPHETS Messenger Bag$22.99
J F B Tile Coaster$4.99
I WANT YOU... Mousepad$13.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Throw Pillow$17.99
J.F.B. BBQ Apron$16.99
PROPHETS Journal$10.50
SEB drumming quote Wall Clock$13.99