Statements Tshirts and Gifts
Statement apparel and merchandise are in all-year-round! If you're looking for a perfect gift, or just want to catch someone's attention, then might as well sport an item with funny and witty statements.
Too Sexy for Mr. Right Haven't found the perfect man yet? Here's a better reason to justify your single-ness! |
Too Sexy for a Makeover Do your friends and relatives keep on telling you that you need to have a makeover? Hit them back with this simple, witty, laid back design. |
Married to Mr. Right Have you found Mr. Right before the other girls who were looking for him as well? Then say your apologies by sporting this item! |
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Foh Shizzle! Are ya feelin' a little gangsta today? Here's a shirt that will best describe your mood today. For sure--foh shizzle! |
Techie Addict Do you dig the latest gadgets such as computers, cellphones, and the like? Do you love all those geeky stuff? Then proclaim to the world that you're "Techie Addict"! |
I Brought Sexy Back Who's bringing sexy back? Why, YOU of course! In retro fonts: "I brought SEXY back". |
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Don't Vote for Pedro Remember the weird design that said, "Vote for Pedro"? Well, here's the opposite of that! Don't vote for him! Whoever he is. |
Spazzhead! Are you crazy? Fun? Or maybe bit more than energetic? Then you are a spazzhead! Declare to the world that you are one through this simple yet eye-catching design. |
Serious Mode Sometimes there are just those days where you don't like to be trippy. Well, if you have one of those days, it's a good thing to know that you can sport an item which says, "Serious Mode". |
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Crazy! (In A Good Way) You're fun, hip, cool, confident, and outrageous--in short, you're crazy! (In a good way)! Have this design to show around with your family and friends. |
I'm Obsessive-Compulsive Item with the phrase: "I'm Obsessive-Compulsive". Have you ever have this experience where you need to constantly do something repeatedly, in order to function with..something? If you understand what |
Party Pooper Having not felt the need to be joining a party? Then might as well label yourself as the "Party Pooper"! That way, no one will bother you and you will have quality time ALONE. |
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Cookies Make My Day Are you a cookie lover or generally a sweet-toothed person? Then show off your love to cookies by sporting this item. |
Wow! A simple statement item which has a retro-look font in it. When you want to "wow" someone with simplicity, then this item is perfect for you. |
Stunner One word statement in retro typeface: "Stunner". Want to have some attitude yet stay simple at the same time? Then this design fits to a T for you. |
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Aqua Boy Are you a passionate swimmer that sometimes people call you Aqua Boy? Then show your water pride by sporting this item. |
Hello, Gorgeous! A simple statement with the old-school Cooper Font: "Hello, gorgeous!" Looking for a date or just want to crack someone up with a cheesy pickup line? Then sport this subtly humorous gear. |
Bare Essential A simple statement: "Bare Essential" in squiggly/grungy font. If you have an item which you consider a 'bare essential' wherever you go, then you might wanna consider this simple design. |
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Nicotine-free Zone This statement item implies that you are a nicotine-free zone. Meaning, you just quit smoking, or you don't tolerate smoking at all! Show off this item to places that you want people to see. |
Superstar Picture of a star with a pair of shades and a statement: "A Star is named after me - Superstar!" A bad joke, but you can make somebody's day by sporting this item. |
To My Ex - Don't Apologize! So have you ever been dumped and after a couple of weeks he/she comes to you and tries to win you back but you know it just won't work? This is an item with a simple rhyming statement: "To my ex: Don' |
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Stop Staring Cause I'm Melting Statement: "Stop Starin' Cause I'm Meltin'". Want to tell that cute person that your melting because of his tantalizing stare? Then sport this item! |
Asset From My Diet A statement with various font faces: "I Got my Asset from My Diet". Want to tell the world the reason behind your bodacious body? Well then, buy an item now! |
Vegetarian Centenarian A Statement with a cute cartoon of an old man: "Behind Every Centenarian is a Vegetarian!". Want to convince others to be a Vegetarian? Then sport this item! |
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Don't Be Dissin'! A Statement in a variety of fonts: "Don't Be Dissin' if I'm Winnin'!". This is what you should say to your opponent if your owning the game! |
The Next Big Thing Item with the phrase: "The Next Big Thing" in large letters. Who's the next big thing? YOU!! |
I Won the Lottery! Item with a picture of a hundred bucks stacked together with the statement: "I won the Lottery! Not really!". Want to fool your friends that you won the lottery and earned big bucks? Then better get t |
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I'm Not with Stupid Anymore An item with a double arrowhead and a statement: I'm not with stupid anymore! Remember the ever-so-famous shirt "I'm with Stupid", well, how about a new twist? |
Off Limits Picture of a hand print with the phrase: Off limits. If you like grungy-anarchy art, this one is for you. |
Drugs Never Work Drugs Never Work--a realization indeed. Sport this item to tell everyone that drugs will lead you nowhere. Sport this item for a cause! |
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Help Stop Animal Abuse A pop art of cute animals with the statement, help stop animal abuse. Perfect for animal lovers. |
The Earth Isn't Round Want to tell everyone that the earth is not round? Item that shows the earth and has the statement: The earth is not round, it is oblate spheroid. |
I love black Item with a statement that reads, "I'm not emo, I just love black" in grungy font. Do you love black but you're sometimes mistaken for being an emo? Then sport this item! They won't get you wrong this |
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Saturday Shirt This is my Saturday Shirt. Every Saturday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Saturday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one now! |
Friday Shirt This is my Friday Shirt. Every Friday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Friday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one now! |
Thursday Shirt This is my Thursday Shirt. Every Thursday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Thursday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one now! |
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Wednesday Shirt This is my Wednesday Shirt. Every Wednesday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Wednesday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one n |
Tuesday Shirt This is my Tuesday Shirt. Every Tuesday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Tuesday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one now! |
Monday Shirt This is my Monday Shirt. Every Monday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Monday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one now! |
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Sunday Shirt This is my Sunday Shirt. Every Sunday, I wear This Shirt. A Statement redundantly saying that this is your Sunday Shirt! Want to catch people's attention by showing off this shirt? Grab one now! |
You Wanna Piece of Me Feeling a little up for a fight? Then sport this shirt with the popular statement: You wanna piece of me? |
Glamorous. Nuff said! Show the world that you are glamorous--no more explanations! Bring out the confident chica in you. |
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Association of Redundancy Association Item with a serious-looking feel, with the funny phrase: Association of Redundancy Association. Get it? Now you're laughing. Grab your item now! |
Will Work For Candy Item with a text rendering the phrase, "Will Work for Candy". Candy lover? This item is for you. |
