Welcome to The Scranton Branch online store. Take a look around, and pick up something to show that your allegiance to Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
Dwight - Martial Arts"What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh excuse me, I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ." - Dwight Schrute |
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Michael - Bacon"I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me." - Michael Scott
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UP-DOGDoes it smell like up-dog in here? |
Michael - Lincoln"Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North" and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace." - Michael Scott
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Dwight - Lion"In the wild there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. I lion eats me and I'm dead." Well I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead." - Dwight Schrute |
Dwight - Mozart"You try to hurt Mozart, you're going to get a bullet in your head - courtesy of Butch Cassidy." - Dwight Schrute |
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