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Me Is Scientist

Me Is Scientist
Who's got time for proper grammar when you're a scientist, pushing the frontiers of discovery? Great joke and gift idea for your favorite scientist.

Analytical Chemists...Standards

Analytical Chemists...Standards
Everyone loves an analytical chemist. Don't even think about talking to that hot analyst...they have standards. Great gift for your analytical chemist who has standards.

Bond With A Chemist

Bond With A Chemist
Why be alone when there are hundreds of chemists out there just waiting to bond with someone, anyone. Great gift for your chemist who's always willing to bond with a lonely soul.

Analytical Chemists...Precision

Analytical Chemists...Precision
Everyone loves an analytical chemist. Their attention to detail is legendary, so of course they're going to be a little anal. Great gift for your analytical chemist who does it with precision.

Astronomers...Long Distance

Astronomers...Long Distance
Everyone loves an astronomer. What's a couple hundred miles when you're used to dealing with light years? Great gift for your astronomer who excels in long distance relationships.

Astronomers Do It With Stars

Astronomers Do It With Stars
Everyone loves an astronomer. Their entire life's work is in the heavens, so of course they're going to do it with stars. Great gift for your astronomer who does it with the stars.

Biochemists...For the Protein

Biochemists...For the Protein
Everyone loves a biochemist. When you date a biochemist, you're never deficient in protein...they'll make sure of that. Great gift for your biochemist who does it for the protein.

Chemists...Excited State

Chemists...Excited State
Everyone loves a chemist. Let's be honest, chemists don't score much, so you better believe they're pretty excited about it when they do. Great gift for your chemist who does it in an excited state.

Chemists...With Goggles On

Chemists...With Goggles On
Everyone loves a chemist. Chemists love to get freaky with their lab goggles on...God forbid you get any of that stuff in your eye, OUCH! Great gift for your sexy chemist who wears lab goggles.

Chemists Do It In The Hood

Chemists Do It In The Hood
Everyone loves a sexy chemist. Chemists love to get down and dirty in da 'hood...Whether you're from the hood or not, it's a great gift idea for your sexy chemist who likes to do it in the hood.

Chemists Do It With Models

Chemists Do It With Models
Everyone loves a sexy chemist. Chemists love to play with models...the really hot chemists get to do it with models. Great gift idea for your sexy chemist who works (and plays) with models.

Chemists...Tables, Periodically

Chemists...Tables, Periodically
Everyone loves a sexy chemist. Chemists don't always score much, so when given the opportunity, they'll get down anywhere. Great gift idea for your hot chemist who does it on tables, periodically.

Chiropractors...Aligned

Chiropractors...Aligned
Everyone loves a sexy chiropractor. Who else is going to keep your body soft and supple, yet strong and sturdy? Great gift idea for your favorite chiropractor who does it properly aligned.

Dentists Do It With Polish

Dentists Do It With Polish
Everyone loves a sexy dentist...and clever dentist jokes about sex. Dentists make the best lovers, with highly refined moves and well 'polished' lovin' skills. Great gift for your sexy dentist.

Dentists...In The Mouth

Dentists...In The Mouth
Everyone loves a sexy dentist...and clever dentist jokes about sex. It's pretty obvious that dentists have an oral fetish, always trying to put things in your mouth. Great gift for your sexy dentist.

Dermatologists...Lots Of Lotion

Dermatologists...Lots Of Lotion
Everyone loves a sexy doctor...and clever medical jokes about sex. What's sexier than a dermatologist with a love of lotion? Great gift for your favorite dermatologist who does it with lots of lotion.

Doctors Do It With Lots of Patience

Doctors Do It With Lots of Patience
Everyone loves a sexy doctor...and clever medical jokes about sex. What's sexier than a doctor with loose morals? Great gift for your favorite doctor who does it with lots of 'patience'.

Ecologists...Save The Planet

Ecologists...Save The Planet
Everyone loves an ecologist...and clever Ecology jokes about sex. They'll do anything for the environment...including sexual favors. Great gift for your favorite ecologist who does it for the planet.

Engineers...Efficiently

Engineers...Efficiently
Everyone loves an engineer...and clever engineering jokes about sex. Their entire existence involves doing things efficiently...why should sex be any different? Great gift for your favorite engineer.

Geologists...Bed Rock

Geologists...Bed Rock
Everyone loves a geologist...and clever geology jokes about sex. They study bed rock, they can make your bed rock...geologists are sex machines. Great gift for your favorite geologist.

Geologists...Rock Stars

Geologists...Rock Stars
Everyone loves a geologist...and clever geology jokes about sex. They study rocks, they're stars in their field...geologists are literally rock stars. Great gift for your favorite geologist.

Linguists Do It Orally

Linguists Do It Orally
Everyone loves a linguist...and clever cunning linguist jokes about sex. Naturally, you'd assume a linguist would be good with their mouth. Great gift for your favorite linguist who does it orally.

Meteorologists...In Any Weather

Meteorologists...In Any Weather
Everyone loves a meteorologist...and clever meteorology jokes about sex. They'll get freaky at the drop of a hat, in any weather conditions. Great gift for your favorite meteorologist.

Nurses...Great Care

Nurses...Great Care
Everyone loves a nurse...and clever nurse jokes about sex. They're so caring and gentle, at the hospital or in your bed. Great gift for your favorite nurse who does it with great care.

Nurses Do It With Patience

Nurses Do It With Patience
Everyone loves a nurse...and clever nurse jokes about sex. Awesome word play joke on patients and patience. Great gift for your favorite nurse who does it with 'patience.'

Obstetricians...Babies

Obstetricians...Babies
Everyone loves a sexy obstetrician...and clever doctor jokes about sex. Baby-making is what they love to do. Great gift for your favorite obstetrician who does it for the babies.

Polymer Chemists...Chains

Polymer Chemists...Chains
Everyone loves a sexy polymer chemist...and clever chemistry jokes about sex. Who doesn't love being chained up? Great gift for your favorite polymer chemist who does it with chains.

Pediatricians...For the Children

Pediatricians...For the Children
Everyone loves a sexy pediatrician...and clever doctor jokes about sex. C'mon, it's for the kids. Great gift for your favorite pediatrician who loves to do it for the children.

Physicists Do It With Force

Physicists Do It With Force
Everyone loves a sexy physicist...and clever physics jokes about forces. You're no gentle lover...you're a physicist. Great gift for your favorite physicist who loves to do it with force.

Physicists Do It With Two Slits

Physicists Do It With Two Slits
Everyone loves a sexy physicist...and clever physics jokes about the two slit experiment. Great gift for your favorite physicist who loves to do it with both slits wide open.

Proctologists Do It In The Butt

Proctologists Do It In The Butt
Everyone loves a proctologist...I know it's their job, but proctologists really seem to enjoy sticking things in our butts. Great gift for your favorite proctologist who loves to do it in the butt.

Psychiatrists...With Their Mind

Psychiatrists...With Their Mind
Everyone loves a sexy doctor...especially one who can control us by manipulating our minds. Great gift for your favorite psychiatrist who loves to do it with their mind.

Scientists...Experimentally

Scientists...Experimentally
Everyone loves a sexy scientist...especially one who's open to experimentation (drugs, sexually or scientifically.) Great gift for your favorite scientist who loves to 'experiment'.

Scientists Do It In The Lab

Scientists Do It In The Lab
Everyone loves a sexy scientist. Where else would a scientist do it? Sure to impress your science friends and colleagues. Great gift for your favorite scientist who gets it done in the lab.

Scientists Do It In Theory

Scientists Do It In Theory
Everyone loves a sexy scientist. Although rarely seen mating in the wild, scientists are believed to score every now and then. Great gift for your favorite scientist who puts theory to practice in bed

Surgeons Do It With Precision

Surgeons Do It With Precision
Everyone loves a sexy surgeon. Show em your wild side with some "Surgeons Do It With Precision" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite surgical doctor or medical student.

Surgeons Do It With Steady Hands

Surgeons Do It With Steady Hands
Everyone loves a sexy surgeon. Show em your wild side with some "Surgeons Do It With Steady Hands" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite doctor or medical student.

Date a Meteorologist

Date a Meteorologist
Everyone needs a little passion and excitement in their relationships. Show em your'll bring the thunder and lightning to their life with some "Date a Meteorologist" shirts and apparel.

Sleep With a Cardiologist

Sleep With a Cardiologist
Everyone loves a sexy cardiologist. Show em your'll keep their heart in good shape with some "Sleep With A Cardiologist" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite cardiologist.

Sleep With a Pharmacist

Sleep With a Pharmacist
Everyone loves a sexy pharmacist. Show em your've got the good medicine with some "Sleep With A Pharmacist" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite pharmacist.

Vets Do It Like Animals

Vets Do It Like Animals
Everyone loves a sexy vet. Show em your wild side with some "Veterinarians Do It Like Animals" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite pet doctor or veterinary student.

Fight Cancer...Sleep With Oncologist

Fight Cancer...Sleep With Oncologist
Everyone loves a sexy oncologist. Show em your support in the fight against cancer with some "Sleep With An Oncologist" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite oncologist.

Zoologists Do It Like Animals

Zoologists Do It Like Animals
Everyone loves a sexy zoologist. Show em your wild side with some "Zoologists Do It Like Animals" shirts and apparel. Awesome gift for your favorite zoology expert or animal lover.


Welcome to Science Stars, where you will find shirts and apparel to outfit your favorite star scientist and/or doctor (whether it's a scientifically inclined loved one, a professional colleague, a science teacher, medical student or your favorite physician)

Whatever your specialty, if it's remotely related to science or medicine, we've got you covered. Astronomers, Biologists, Chemists, Doctors, Dentists, Engineers, Mathematicians, Orthopedic Surgeons, Oncologists, Physicists, Psychiatrists, Radiologists, Therapists, Urologists, Veterianarians, Zoologists and so many more. Some examples of unique designs we offer below include (insert any field in place of 'Scientists') Rock Star Scientist,' 'Happiness is Being a Scientist,' 'SuperDad cleverly disguised as a Scientist' and many more. Share your love of science and medicine with the rest of the world and watch as they worship your superior intellect, knowledge and sense of style. Great gifts for your favorite scientist or doctor.

If you like what you see here, be sure to check out our original store for Scientist and Doctor apparel at Scientist Shirts, or for R&D Scientists in the Pharmaceutical or Biotech industries, Pharma Karma.

Click on any design to see the variety of scientist/doctor options available. Thanks for stopping by and have a wonderful day!

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